UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire
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We didn't start the fire
Your dog was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
We were not the first
But we're still the worst
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We didn't start the fire
Your dog was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
We were not the first
But we're still the worst
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We didn't start the fire
Your dog was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
We were not the first
But we're still the worst
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Your dog will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...