...Fresh, New, Cuntymints™!
That's right; now, you can have the fresh taste of cuntymints. Available in original, wankercunt™, or fuckshits™, you'll be bound to find a flavour through which you can garner a brief sense of satisfaction.
Invented at a highschool in late 2006, after pinching mints from all the mint packets in the food technology room, Cuntymints™ has become one of the most amazing confectioneries ever conceived. Just one mouthful, and you'll get the amazing blast of mint sensation in your genitals.
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It's even endorsed by expert foodman Oliver Prosthesis, so get your fix of Cuntymints™ this minute!