Forum:The final solution to the problem people have been complaining so much about, really

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Hey there! Have you noticed how Uncyclopedia has too many articles and how they are all crappy? Well, now we have a solution. It involves a variety of summer camps, chambers filled with a lovely scent and cool stickers with swastikas on 'em.

Alright folks, here's how it's gonna go.

1. Friendly Uncyclopedia stormtroopers will escort all the articles into some good ol' steam trains.
2. Said steam trains will transport all the articles to summer camps, where they will have lots and lots of fun.
3. Friendly Uncyclopedia stormtroopers will escort the articles to their chambers where they will continue to have lots and lots of fun.
4. Friendly Uncyclopedia stormtroopers will pump a lovely scent into said chambers.
5. All the articles will thus go to a better place.

Thus, the overall quality of Uncyclopedia will be raised from negative to zero.

Questions? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:25, 29 June 2011

Will everyone call me Führer if I go along with this? 1234 ~ 14:36, 29 June 2011

Everyone is already calling you Führer, mein Führer! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:37, 29 June 2011

Yay, people like me! 1234 ~ 14:39, 29 June 2011

Athyria is possessed by Uncle Pete! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

I's sorry. 1234 ~ 15:29, 7 July 2011

I get it... it's all subterfuge, right, you sly vixen? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:02, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

If it is, I wasn't aware of it. 1234 ~ 16:26, 7 July 2011

I guess I've mixed up my mammals again. You're the hedgehog, right? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:19, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

I'm a mole. Aren't you a badger? 1234 ~ 17:32, 7 July 2011