User talk:Happy Weasel

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 05:20, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Gee, thanks. I'll try a mixture of reading and actual doing to get the hang of this stuff. I usually have to get good the hard way. Thanks for rolling in the welcome waggon.Happy Weasel

Don't give up

Despite my somewhat harsh opinion on Pee Review, you really should continue working on Jenova's Witness. Serious, I guess you don't want it to meet its end on VFD. Take care of your offspring, kid. -- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 05:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Like I said, if you think its worth it, I'll ocncentrate on it. But, I like to see others help me pan it out.

Preview!

Use it!

Hello there. When editing an article, it's best to use the preview button before saving, and only use save when you're happy with how it looks. Using preview means you can see what your article looks like without making lots of small individual edits, which fill up Special:Recentchanges, making it more difficult to find vandalism. Using the preview button helps make the world a better place, so if you could use it in the future, we'll all be better off for it. Have a nice day! :) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:15, 20 Mar 2007

Thanks Again - --Happy Weasel 05:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

I fixed the least awards template to make it easier to read. If you are angry at me, just yell at me on my talk page. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:47, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Gee, it looks good, actually....thanks Happy Weasel 17:05, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Your attempt to add my article to the VFH failed. I removed the template because you did not properly nominate the article. 22:01, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

I tried, but I could not. Happy Weasel 23:27, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Me Gusta tu Nombre!!!!!

I like your name and your style kid. I also like the ferret pics you have on your user page. Because of this, HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOU!!! :

	Weasel3689 has awarded you A HAPPY WEASEL!
	For picking the right username.
	"Never forget: Weasels and Weaselpudge rule the world!!"

 Weasel 3689

YAY!!!! Thank, great one! But I have this against you, I now have an award, and may soon have to take down my whining baby user template, could you provide me with the liar use template? That would make things juuuuussst right. By the way, do you have a weasel?I had one, but my wife gave it to the neighbors. The weasel's name was Gir and is quite affectionate though elusive. I use uncyclopedia to increase writing skills for law school. Neat, huh?Happy Weasel 03:27, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

You like?

Ok, I've tried to put into effect your suggested improvements on Soul market though since I'm no formatting whizz you could maybe improve that yourself. If you've any more thoughts you could add them to the discussion page. Thanks Kelpan 22:07, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes of course. What is your work in progress? Kelpan 22:30, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I'll have a go. It's at a pretty early stage though so there's some danger I'll take it where you don't want it to go. Kelpan 22:34, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Will do; you've made a good start and I've got some good ideas already. Don't you edit it for the next half hour though or we'll have edit conflicts. Kelpan 22:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

AlrightHappy Weasel 22:47, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Hope you don't mind if I keep coming back to it. Oh yeah and I'm sure you won't mind the sneaky link to one of my articles! Kelpan 23:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Do you think that with the changes we've made Soul market would have a chance in VFH any time soon? If not do you think I've done all I can with it or does it still have potential for greatness? Kelpan 21:28, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

I've nominated soul market for vfh. If you wanted to vote for it that would be great. --Kelpan 10:49, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure....but, can you self-nominate? Happy Weasel 16:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

T4X

Thanks for the nice review. Warms my ice cold Evro heart. --Asenova 00:07, 11 April 2007 (UTC) welcum!!!Happy Weasel 00:35, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Template:Minitrue

Hi Happyweasel - just to let you know I've reverted all the minitrue stuff - minitrue is not a reference to modern politicians, so we really don't need a change of picture. I realise the disambiguation page was not your fault of course, but perhaps some consultation before making changes to popular templates might be in order? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:18, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

You don't understand satire, do you? I understand that we have creative differences, but I intend to keep this template. Other parties have even made a seperate template for me to do this satirical peice. I feel strongly about this project and intend to go full steam on it. Other parites and I were able to deal with this controversy BEFORE you reverted my work. I am passionate about this template and want it for at least my personal applications and be able to suggest it to others. If you don't want people tampering with this template, lock it. Otherwise hold your peace or prepare for an edit war. I'm sorry but we must agree to disagree. Happy Weasel 15:30, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, the "other parties" didn't know what they were doing and left disambiguation pages all over the place, which isn't exactly dealing with it. Look, I know you like American political satire, but that's no reason to try to turn everything into it, and especially not to make it (more) inaccessible to people from other countries. May I also remind you that you've been warned off concentrating on templates before. We already have a Minitrue template (and a crimethink template), which has a picture relevant to its text - we do not really need another one. And if there's something I'm not getting about all this, then just tell me. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:04, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Just let me have my alternate templates for americans. We can agree to disagree easily. Happy Weasel 17:18, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Homersexual

Hey, your article that was called Homersexual has been moved to User:Happy Weasel/Homersexual for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 11:04, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Okay, that's better than deleting it. Happy Weasel 15:35, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the VFH nomination on the Calhoun article - greatly appreciated. Xavier 19:59, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Review:Pee Review

We have done more on the Bill O'Rielly selling Kool Aid. Can you redo the Pee Review ? 205.240.144.220 01:52, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciate the assisstance. Article is on the MAIN PAGE !!!!! 205.240.144.220 06:06, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Good for you ^^. Happy Weasel 14:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Article Blanking

Don't blank portions of articles like with Homersexual... or if you need to then bring the issue up with me, or another sysop. Cheers! --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:29, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO FEEDBACKED ON "PLANET A"... thank God.

Fluffy Weasel, you responded to Planet A fairly well. I will know delete the page. Or perhaps move it. I will actually get rid of all the Chimera jokes because I already made a Chimera page. Science and charts sounds excellent. I will get onto it. Thanks for the Pee Reveiw.

from user: deviousdan

Thanks!

For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

EOAUE

Congratulations Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

Think this would be ok for the front page? It's straight off the web but pretty good for the article. Thanks for the review by the way. --Kelpan 16:27, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Yo HW

Thanks for your review, I changed my article David Farragut up a bit since then but, yea. Spatz 14:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

And Another thing

How can I clean my article David Farragut up so it will be funnier? Spatz 01:31, 14 May 2007 (UTC)