User:Happy Weasel/Homersexual
“Homersexuals. Gee...don't have much to say here.”
A rareand elusive breed of subspecies of humans, considered to be taxomically related to the independent sub-species of man known as Joe Lieberman. Their common habitat exists in the more sexually-deviant parts of American suburbs
A brief overview[edit | edit source]
As you know, there are heterosexuals, homosexuals, metrosexuals, bisexuals and even trisexuals. You, however, have not heard of homersexuals. In this intellectual script, you will be introduced to this idea.
The first thing you need to know[edit | edit source]
As the name suggests, homosexuals are sexual homers and a homer is a homer, or a jolly man that is not from the Magnetic north pole. Yes, they DO exist and because they are so jolly and festive, they make people very, VERY sea sick. I really wouldn't recommend Dramamine, though... those sombitches just make you more sea sick...GAWD....but I digress. The point that you must understand is that homersexuals are just really horny fat men or they could just be a prank that Bart made up when calling Moe. At any rate, its pretty neat....right? Not really, I know. But wouldn't it be great if it was? No? Oh well, you know from expirence, right? Well, it would be great if a close friend of yours would? Yeah. Thought so.
Anyways, the common homosexual is quite easy to find for the fact that they usually wear almost no clothers and can be mistaken for their prey, the ummm...**looks at picture**...apparently the blue whale...So, it is pretty to easy to spot, but, according to the top, they are elusive. Well, how about this- whatever you think... that will be the answer to the question of whether they are elusive or not. Sounds reasonable, doesn't it? Oh...I don't know what's reasonable. Maybe we should just the George W. Bush as the standard. Well, that's the first thing that came to mind, ALRIGHT?