User:Kelpan
My work[edit | edit source]
Please feel free to work on and improve any of these, though please warn me if you're planning to make any major alterations.
Articles[edit | edit source]
Soul market QFH My first article. Deep emotional attachment here.
Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor Featured
Bungs I still think this is funny
Rewrites[edit | edit source]
UNNews[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Ofcom Launches Complaints Investigation First UnNews article
UnNews:Blair attempts to apologise for Slave trade; No slaves found Audio by Zim.
UnNews:Message in a bottle breaks round alone record
UnNews:Football Match Takes Place; Somebody Wins
UnNews:Nothing unusual happens with YouTube video
UnNews:Walkers warned of "killer ticks" My personal favourite
UnNews:Paris Hilton probably not new messiah Lead Story. Audio by Zim.
UnNews:Bush-Blair in chatroom fracas
UnNews:Television networks discover no one watches advertisements; we're all doomed
UnNews:"Shooting only answer" says Education Minister Audio by Zim.
UnNews:Gerrard tips reds to curl up in a ball and die
UnNews:The world will end tomorrow
Other bits and pieces[edit | edit source]
Wikipedia Probably my biggest achievement to date.
Under Construction[edit | edit source]
UnBooks:Dick Francis: Also-ran
Howto:Murder a piece of Blu-tack
Some of my favourite articles[edit | edit source]
UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond Do not click any links! Non-sequitur HowTo:Start a Religion Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats Martina Hingis UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You Tachyon You Are Dead UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame