User:Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens

LORD FLUFFY

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This user is loved by teh cobain angel!

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is an honorary Finn, and is therefore a drunk Viking. Harrass at your own risk.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	This mathematical user loves pi	This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.	This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …
This user should not be trusted.	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.	BS This userpage is bullshit. BS	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	This user's head A SPLODE.	This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. +	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	— This space for rent. —
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/	Typo G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers. Typo G	This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
This user is a complete, irredeemable gas tank. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and swallow at a broom.	This user will give you a seizure.	This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.	NO This user doesn't care. NO	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!	This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!	Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

fur-N This user is a native speaker of Furry. fur-N

This user is a Net Authority Violator