User:Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens

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by teh cobain angel!

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Flag of Finland.svg This user is an honorary Finn, and is therefore a drunk Viking. Harrass at your own risk.
Drumkit.jpg This user loves to play the drums, and usually hang out with musicians.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...
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ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

This space for rent.
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo. typo-G
Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable ballroom. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and give at a hot dog. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care. NO
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
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Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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fur-N This user is a native speaker of Furry. fur-N
NAV dark.gif This user is a Net Authority Violator