User talk:Emmzee

Demonbob has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

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KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF IT!

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Thank You

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

00:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Divine Retribution

Hello there. I'm Claudius, nice to meet you. As the creator of the Divine Retribution template I thought I would stop by and talk to you about your recent additions. I like Decapitation Disease article and the inclusion of marriage (of course!), but the liberals article? What up with that? That article is very messy... What was your inspiration there? Also the image is going to have to be enlarged slightly to fit the size of the template box...--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 21:16, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

What?!

I gave you no cookie! NOW go play in traffic. Demonbob 14:30, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Nice try

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Kalir hath killed Emmzee with his/her history of page edits because Emmzee is a nefarious evil-doer.

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Use the show changes button next time you play that game and remember... We are watching you. --Kalir, Novice Burninator _{(offer instruction)} 04:38, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Cookie!

Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For giving me 2 cookies (one for Abyss, one as a bribe). ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:27, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Hey

Could you put ZorkRR on Departure of Fun for me? I don't wanna get in trouble for doing it incorrectly ><. You can have that cookie if you do! Demonbob 13:50, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks the cookie is yours! Demonbob 14:01, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Thank you!

...for your vote on Embracing Mediocrity. It's fun to attempt to tap into human neuroses every now and again, but better still when the people around you all point and say, "It's so true!"... and you know you got it right. Thanks for helping me get my article feautured. :) ~ T. (talk) 04:37, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

VFH

I nom'd Canada on VFH. As I type this it is stuck at +5 (no "Against"s, joy!). As you are registered with the Department of Canadian Uncylopedians of Canada I, and indeed all Canadians, encourage you to vote. "For" or "Agin", I don't care which, as long as it's a vote for "for". Granted, it's pure ego for me, as it was the first page that I really tried to improve, but still... Modusoperandi 04:57, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

HELPERS!!

I helped you get a better page by losing the weirdo content box on top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Go 16:32, 28 October 2006 (UTC), saviour of souls

Welcome to My Inner Circle!

Welcome, Slave! Hello, Emmzee, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members: Respect your King. Always refer to him as "DiZ" (capital D, lowercase i, capital Z) or "diz" (all lowercase) - preferably the first. Respect your Master. Either you or I have chosen Rataube as your master. Always carry out his or her wishes and don't let me catch you cheating on them, you hear me? Give praise. Shout DiZ's name on the mountaintops, make giant billboards; frankly, I don't care, so long as you give praise to his Greatness. It is also your duty to rape and kill any and all non-believers and doubters. Show some dignity. As a representative and delegate of his Holyness, DiZ the Great, you are expected to behave in an appropriate and dignified manner (which may or may not include feasting on your foe's cattle). You are also expected to fast, pray, whip yourself with heavy chains daily, and uhh, oh yeah: NO SEX. Sorry... Have fun. With responsibility, so comes great joy in knowing you are the heir to the greatest throne of mankind. If you are lucky, perhaps one day, you too will be king. But, probably not... I hope you enjoy being a member. Now get on your knees and suck my left toe! -- DiZtheGreat  AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!)

HEY!

For your information, I am the one who created Grueslayer, not you. You just helped me.

Trar 11:59, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Combine in Da Hood

Unfortunately, that tune would be a pain in the ass to rap to. You might need to move a few words around and then I can get some background music for you. --thematrixeætsyou, the man (talk) (flames) 08:45, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Emmzee, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:35, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!


- jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 17:42, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
	For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
	Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

El Zoof 00:26, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Stoner High School

Hello, just wanted to let you know that I broke down the Stoner High School article into subpages so it's easier to read. Hope this properly addresses your concerns. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 00:05, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Keep the music up

You actually sounded quite good in 13-year-old rap. Keep the good stuff up.

--thematrixeætsyou, the man (talk) (flames) 07:56, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Image request apology

...on my talkpage. *sigh* --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews audio

It was actually user:Contestant who did your article on audio. I can, however, take credit for uploading it to Uncyclopediacast, thereby adding my little iota to the chaos that is existence. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:21, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

Thanks for the Support!

Thanks for your support in featuring HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship. It's much appreciated! :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:11, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

You asked nicely...=

High Gen. Grue, has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

G00BY

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

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--For making The Abyss. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Grueslayer?

Are you going to start work on it or what? --L 05:40, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please put a disclaimer saying that I, Trar, am the original creator of Game:Grueslayer, 'cuz you know it's true.

And, yes, I did create it, myself. Look on the page's history if you're skeptical! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

(PS. Recruit more peoplez please, you will be rewarded if you help enough!)

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 02:57, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

cookie

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:42, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry for asking, but...

Do your complaint about racism has something to do with today's featured article? -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 18:59, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about The Abyss be the first game, The Abyss 2 be the second game, and Grueslayer be the final game in a trilogy? It would take a lot of editing(especially starting and ending pages), but I think we can do it. What do you think? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 22:01, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Weasel3689 would like to thank you for Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule!

 Weasel 3689 06:05, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote...

Just wanted to again thank you for your Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:11, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 18:18, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Finger cymbals ting-a-ling for you!

	Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
	For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:09, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

Much appreciated!!! :) --THINKER 04:33, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling

In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Slithy Tove 06:47, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Trar

trar got blocked for a month. look's like YOU run Grueslayer for the month... (Or somebody un-blockes him). --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:19, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

...Shit. --Emmzee 01:58, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

If not, i'll take your place. Plus, do you know about PvP? Anyway, trar was banned unfairly. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:01, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I haven't contributed in a while, and I have a lot of things going on, so you're acting dictator director of Grueslayer. SIG HEIL! --Emmzee 02:05, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

/me sets mode:Power Abuse. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:06, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank'd!

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Thanks again!!! --THINKER 06:52, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Wassup?

I've noticed you've haven't edited Grueslayer in a while. What's going on? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Making the Band

In other words, you are now an official member of my band. Way to go. And remember, drummers get all the chicks. (that the rest of the band doesn't want, ~cough~) --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:49, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

You're back!

Listen, I am VERY VERY SORRY about what happened. We thought you were retired, gone, even dead. But we won't make THAT mistake again, no-sir-ree! Conniving was just a replacement, and as of now, he is now an Implementor again, and you are now a Creator again. Everything is back to normal. Let's hope Conniving understands...... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:17, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Heads up

Go to the Grueslayer Talk Page. This concerns you a great deal.

I will say no more. Conniving 12:15, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

"I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens" is not a notable Internet saying

Ahem. Could you please make a case to the contrary? --L 07:07, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Grueslayer

Well, are you going to help me revive it? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 09:40, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Grueslayer?

So yeah. Grueslayer's been very static for more than a year. I'm posting this on the offchance that you're still around. The short story is that i've moved, it's been a year and I still haven't gotten the Internet at my new house. And periodic library visits are no places for editing Grueslayer, what with the project being as large as it is with all the changes and hundreds of pages to revise and such and such. I truly want to start it up again; round up the old gang (THIS MEANS YOU TOO) and get to work on it. But until I can afford the Internet, I can only watch and help from the sidelines. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 13:43, August 25, 2010 (UTC)