User:Demonbob

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user is an evil clone of Emmzee.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂ This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ... This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!

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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

:o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? :o 1337 This user is elite. 1337

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. This user is a jackass.

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Demonbob for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

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Avoiding pregnancy is often very tricky, but certainly not impossible for just about anyone. So read this guide for a bit of aid. NOTE: This is a guide for men, if you females wish to avoid male pregnancy, invest in Male Birth Control Pills.

• 1: Accuire a time machine.
• 2: Set the Time Dial to August 6, 1945 in Hiroshima, Japan.
• 3: Remove Pants.
• 4: Wait for Nuclear Explosion, this may take a while, depending on the accuracy of your Time Machine.
• 5: Recieve Nuclear Radiation. If you are not sterile, repeat as needed.

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