User:Demonbob

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user is an evil clone of Emmzee.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This userpage is bullshit.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is elite.
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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This user is a jackass.
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Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Demonbob
for his/her ability to breathe.
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An emo has obtained a victory!

Emo Tic-Tac-Toe is a game created by the popular band, Fallout Boy during a cross country tour. It remains one of the most highly popular games among the Emo population, and accounts for about 35% of the Emo suicide rate, not far behind the classic hanging and popular 'Bite the Bullet' methods. (Read More...)


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