User:Demonbob/original

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Demonbob, Ruler Guy of...you! Hail and good tidings. This is my amazing page of awesomeness. Made of the substance of the gods. And no, that is NOT Kool-Aid! Or so THEY want you to think. My Contributions Kidney Stone Gun Captain Jesus DDR Power Generator Template:Firearms Image:Captainjesus.GIF Image:Lastsupper.JPG HowTo:Explode Image:Tomcruise.JPG The Russian Reversal Zork Project! Emo Tic-Tac-Toe Cheerios HowTo:Avoid Pregnancy Image:Victory.JPG Image:Victory2.JPG My Edits Moved to here due to immense amount of bullcrap beauty on this site. Decided to quit listing. Not even worth it. Ideas The Creative Black Hole The Video Game Crusades If any of these exist, the magic editing fingers will strike!!! (Or maybe just go leap off a bridge in despair. Who knows?) Awards Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Demonbob for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo Funny little things to display my fame. They are mostly non-existant. You can help by voting for me here Or you could not. Whatever floats your boat. Favorite Pics " " Oh I Wish... (Sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner song.) OH...I wish I was an Uncyclopedia Admin Yes that is what I really want to be And If I were an Uncyclopedia Admin Everybody would f**cking hate me! This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. Look at those dreams...of X-TrEmE HuFfAgE!!!

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