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Road Signs[edit | edit source]
You see them everywhere. They are staring at you, watching you, constantly telling you what to do. They are Road Signs, and they are everywhere, everything, and they are trying to control you.
In recent years, the Road Signs have invaded America's highways, hindering your travel possibilities. But you can stop them! You can stick it to the man, you can let them know who the real American is!
Stop Sign[edit | edit source]
The Stop Sign is a very common sign on backroads and intersections. Read the sign, what does it say? STOP. You are in a car, you are in control, you are AMERICAN. You don't stop for a sign! It can't tell you what to do! You fly past that motherfucker! That'll show 'em who's boss!
So what if you hit another car? It his fault! His car shouldn't have gotten in the way! You were ASSERTING yourself through that intersection. Pop out and knock some sense into him, American style!
One Way[edit | edit source]
The One Way sign is pointing you in the right direction. What a crock of crap. 'One Way' is just another way of saying, 'you aren't good enough for this side of the road.' It taunts you with what luxuries you could have on the otherside of the highway. FUCK THAT. Turn around, drive on! That'll show em! Those cars coming at you are trying to get you back on the repressed One Way routine. You drive on!
Yield[edit | edit source]
Yield? Pshh. Like hell. You don't have to yield for anyone! They aren't better than you! So what if they have the 'right of way'? Who cares! He should have to yield to you for being so awesome!