User:Claudius Prime

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 18 years and 3 months.

Connecticut College Arboretum; My Favorite Place

Claudius Prime. Something for Eddie Bauer.

Right now I'm trying to remember how to write and working on this.

Articles I've Written

People Emily Dickinson Jack Kerouac Copernicus Doc Holliday Marilyn Monroe Niccolo Machiavelli Virgil True Love Catherine the Great William Wordsworth Pablo Neruda Titian* Boethius* Claude Monet*	Topics Dead Mortal Recycling Robbery Conscious Damnation Divine Retribution Spontaneous Combustion Rivers of Blood Treason Subconscious Existence Renaissance Home invasion
Places & Things Map LAPD Central Park Khalil Gibran Purgatory Locusts

Articles I've Helped Write

Anaïs Nin Collaboration with Mhaille	Khalil Gibran Collaboration with Prettiestpretty
Handicapped Collaboration with- Prettiestpretty, and Todd Lyons	Patriotism Collaboration with Mhaille and Todd Lyons

UnNews Articles I've Written

• Khalil Gibran wounded in Israeli Attack

Articles I Need to Start Writing

• The Ghost of Christmas Past
• Metternich
• Project Mayhem

Interoffice Mail

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Featured Article: Spontaneous Combustion

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with Black Flamingo and Aleister

Featured Article: Marilyn Monroe

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Featured Article: Claude Monet

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