| This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. | |
... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. | ... |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. | |
| This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. | |
| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly. | |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* | |
| This user hates you and everyone you care about. | |
Nope.
Mah MySpace.
Wait, I have a Quizilla, too.
