User talk:Heerenveen

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Hey HV[edit]

I see you've returned for a bit. Plan to stay for awhile or did you just get bored today? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:27, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hey! Originally, it was the latter, crossed with a random wondering of how the place was doing. After looking around a bit though, I got some ideas for writing and such, so I'll probably be around for a bit. –—Hv (talk) 16/04 22:50
I noticed you first, so don't believe Dexter. He's a big poopy.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:52, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
That's good. Glad to have someone with class around. Also, I did notice you first, HV. HELPME is a damned liar. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:18, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I mentioned his appearance first. So FU Dexter.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 23:22, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I agree with Hep because he's better endowed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:16 17 April 2010
Now now, I'm sure you all noticed at the same time. So what's new around these parts? –—Hv (talk) 17/04 20:41
Nothing interesting. I somehow got the hang of this "English Language" you pesky foreigners speak, and managed to write some shit that got featured. That's pretty much everything. As I said, nothing interesting... Yeah, so how's Ajax and PSV? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 20:51, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Wait? English isn't your first language? Shit you type it better than I do.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:23 18 April 2010
We should be friends. We both do random maintenance, and our usernames both begin with H and E. Plus, we've both had Orian say sexual things on our talk pages.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 23:30, April 17, 2010 (UTC)
Well if me saying sexual things on a talk page is a uniting factor then really there should be no war.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 01:23 18 April 2010
Can't really disagree with Orian there... –—Hv (talk) 18/04 19:51
That's because I'm right! Dickbiter.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:23 19 April 2010
Dang! I only have the "H" in common. Can we be step-friends?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 May 2010 ~ 02:43 (UTC)
If you want! (I don't have to do anything, right?) –—Hv (talk) 20/05 20:33
Well..., not until you brought it up. Can you buy me some beer? I'll order pizza's & hookers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  21 May 2010 ~ 03:18 (UTC)

I'm lazy[edit]

So only read about three lines of the above. It's because i was so impatient to leave you a message you see. Are you still here? Probably not. They probably got you too, the bastards. I feel like I'm at the beginning of some bank robbery film. And i've like just got out of prison and have returned to you know the criminal network to put together a team for my next "job", only to find people gone and missing and such like. Of course, I am also struggling with my own personal daemons and a love interest who does love interest me back. So, Hv? Are you alive? If not, don't worry about replying. Also hi. How are you? - [11:25 4 August 2010] –—Yt (talk)

I'm alive...ish, I suppose. Not animated enough to tell you if the rest of the team's still here, at any rate. And up there'll just be welcomes from (one of) my return(s), so pay it no mind. Other than not being here much, life's pretty good, how about yours? And hey. –—Hv (talk) 4/08 20:55
I'm pretty good. I sorta decided to make a bit of a come back, since I have quite a bit of spare time this summer. Yeh, I'm pretty good. Do you have enough Uncyc time to be whored to? But I miss you man, I miss the good old days. Do you remember when Orian and I vandalised your talkpage? No, I don't really either...But i was looking at UnProvise and it said it came about because of vandalisation on your page. So there you go. Why aren't you a sysop? Frankly, it's just not good enough. - [21:13 4 August 2010] TheYetTalk

You're not the father![edit]

Now dance!


Dance I say! --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 03:38, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

I'm never here these days[edit]

And neither are you. So how come I just saw you? If you answer, given my current level of activity, I'll read it next week. So I hope you're well and stuff. Hi Hv! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:16, Aug 7

Hey, UU! I am indeed currently well (at least until I get rejected from uni in a few days!); hope you're doing well too with whatever you're doing. As to your little riddle, I'd love to answer, but I feel that "random user correcting IPs spelling because it bothered him while reading is just so important that even inactive ops can't miss it" is probably a tad incorrect. –—Hv (talk) 8/08 20:45

I seem to remember you...[edit]

Vaguely. Welcome back, Heerenveen! : ) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:54, 13 April 2012

Wow. Like a ghost! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:23, Apr 13