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Weak Thanks
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Ow!
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't, do it!
No, you're hurting me!
Ow!
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
would you like to see how it feels mommy
These lyrics always make me giggle. And thanks. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:47 31 August 2008
- oooooo! Rounded corners and a red border. Very fancy. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:06 31 August 2008
- [EC] I know. I intended the red border from the start but coded it wrong. Meh. And weak no problem. –—Hv (talk) 31/08 12:09
- Yay! you know, you're the only one that's congratulated me so far. and you seemed to like it least out of those that voted for. It kinda turned out to be a love or hate thing it seems. anyway. Yay! This has made my day! One more and then I can get into that hall of shame thing. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:22 31 August 2008
- Same here. Not that it really matters though, it's the actual writing that matters. –—Hv (talk) 31/08 12:33
- What? You mean like "the taking part"? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:11 31 August 2008
- Same here. Not that it really matters though, it's the actual writing that matters. –—Hv (talk) 31/08 12:33
- Yay! you know, you're the only one that's congratulated me so far. and you seemed to like it least out of those that voted for. It kinda turned out to be a love or hate thing it seems. anyway. Yay! This has made my day! One more and then I can get into that hall of shame thing. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:22 31 August 2008
- [EC] I know. I intended the red border from the start but coded it wrong. Meh. And weak no problem. –—Hv (talk) 31/08 12:09
Raep!!!!
You don't fool me! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:25 31 August 2008
OMG!
New rounded, dark green talkpage! Biiiiiiiaaaatch. - [10:40 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I know! Duuuuude isn't it like toddally rad? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:13 1 September 2008
- Uh. Um. *looks down at his beautiful socks 'n' sandals* I guess...it's a little bit nice. Just a little bit. - [11:17 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Gnarly! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:19 1 September 2008
- Uh. Um. *looks down at his beautiful socks 'n' sandals* I guess...it's a little bit nice. Just a little bit. - [11:17 1 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Say. You're kinda cute.
- *Throws up.*
This anti-binge drinking advert was brought to you by SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:45 2 September 2008
- You just ruined my life ambitions. Bastard.
- Hey, Hv, you're kinda hot. - [11:49 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- I saw him FIRST! 'oo cun' *throws up*
- Cos you see it's one of those adverts with sequels. Liek the Daz adverts now-a-days SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:58 2 September 2008
- You guys do realise that if a bureaucrat is ever crazy enough to op me, you've given me about a year's worth of joke ban material! That's actually the fun of having a wiki on your computer, you can do whatever you like with it... /me goes back to touching up his crappy articles. –—Hv (talk) 2/09 21:14
- *throws up on Hv* Ban that, Bitch! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:22 2 September 2008
- From localhost: (Block log); 21:26 . . Heerenveen (Talk | contribs | block) (blocked User:Orian57 with an expiry time of 10 years (autoblock disabled): Excess bile). –—Hv (talk) 2/09 21:28
- Who's this Orian dude? He sounds kinda sexy, and up for anything. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:31 2 September 2008
- *Thows up* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:31 2 September 2008
- Stupid orange bar, took me out of a VFH nom I was previewing... also, get out. If you're going to throw up, do it in YTTE's toilet. –—Hv (talk) 2/09 21:35
- Eww toilets. Yuck. *Throws up on Hv's expensive rug* Eww look carrots. *Throws up in hv's plant wich dies seconds later* heehee. Oh what's that smell? *Throws up on Hv's computer and TV and Radio and walls* This place is a mess... *Burns down Hv's house.* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:39 2 September 2008
- So, that's the second time my house has been burnt down this year. Dammit. –—Hv (talk) 2/09 21:42
- Eww toilets. Yuck. *Throws up on Hv's expensive rug* Eww look carrots. *Throws up in hv's plant wich dies seconds later* heehee. Oh what's that smell? *Throws up on Hv's computer and TV and Radio and walls* This place is a mess... *Burns down Hv's house.* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:39 2 September 2008
- Stupid orange bar, took me out of a VFH nom I was previewing... also, get out. If you're going to throw up, do it in YTTE's toilet. –—Hv (talk) 2/09 21:35
- From localhost: (Block log); 21:26 . . Heerenveen (Talk | contribs | block) (blocked User:Orian57 with an expiry time of 10 years (autoblock disabled): Excess bile). –—Hv (talk) 2/09 21:28
- *throws up on Hv* Ban that, Bitch! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:22 2 September 2008
- You guys do realise that if a bureaucrat is ever crazy enough to op me, you've given me about a year's worth of joke ban material! That's actually the fun of having a wiki on your computer, you can do whatever you like with it... /me goes back to touching up his crappy articles. –—Hv (talk) 2/09 21:14
- Cos you see it's one of those adverts with sequels. Liek the Daz adverts now-a-days SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:58 2 September 2008
press
hey Hv, just wondering if you had a comment for the signpost about the recent controversy surrounding atheists. are atheists dangerous? should we follow through on barring atheists (of Cthulu) from uncyc? 16:24, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
- My statement on the matter is that, personally, I believe that it shouldn't matter whether you are an avid worshipper of Cthulu, just someone who pretends to like Cthulu to fit in with your mates, or indeed a foaming-at-the-crotch atheist (of Cthulu), you should be infinibanned from Uncyc regardless. Unless, of course, you are Cajek. –—Hv (talk) 4/09 16:29
UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008
Your #1 source for Cajek ban jokes!
September 4th, 2008 • Eighteenth Issue • STOP!! SIGNPOST TIME!!
Uncyclopedia copies Conservapedia Recently, on the fact-based no-spin-zone wiki known as Conservapedia, there has been debate raging over whether to ban all atheists from contributing. Apparently conservapedians believe atheists (those who deny the existence of the creator) to be at the very least a hinderance, and at the very most a hideous group of venom-spitting demon-eyed savages who feed on the blood of children. If this motion garners enough support it may become a 'Conservapedia Commandment', along with 'no girls allowed' and 'slow down, this is a neighborhood.' Mild amusement and complete apathy were rampant among Uncyclopedians yesterday. Some poked fun at the silly conservatives for proposing such a Nazi-esque measure. Others took up the reigns in a new thread: should atheists (of Cthulhu) be barred from Uncyclopedia? It seems support for this action is widespread, and soon 'Cthulhu tests' will be administered to random users at random times. Failure of such tests will result in soul consumption. User Heerenveen had this to say: "I believe that it shouldn't matter whether you are an avid worshipper of Cthulhu, just someone who pretends to like Cthulhu to fit in with your mates, or indeed a foaming-at-the-crotch atheist (of Cthulhu), you should be infinibanned from Uncyc regardless. Unless, of course, you are Cajek," to which Orian57 added, "Richard Dawkins is so sexy." As is the norm here on Uncyclopedia, the controversy was immediately parodied, and then the parody of the controversy was summarily parodied. It has yet to be seen whether the parody of the parody will in fact be parodied.
IN A WORLD where JUSTICE is a distant memory...where HOPE seems desperately out of reach...where THROATY BARITONES are hard to come by... ...ONE MAN performed voice-overs for OVER NINETY FOUR THOUSAND FILMS. His DEEPLY SONOROUS VOICE could turn even the most BORING movie into AN ALL-OUT THRILLER... ...Most famously known for THAT GEICO COMMERCIAL HE DID, that man's NAME was DON LAFONTAINE. Critics hailed him as 'THAT MOVIE TRAILER ANNOUNCER GUY' and 'THE DUDE WITH THE CRAZY VOICE'... ...On Monday, LaFontaine PASSED AWAY suddenly when a FIERY EXPLOSION in a SHRAPNEL FACTORY caused the TURBO-CHARGED SPORTSCAR in which he was being pursued by MONGOL HORDES to CAREEN OVER A CLIFF. He was 68...
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Not ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:44
Thank you
Thanks for the copy. You must've walked a lot - here, have some apple pie. ~ Dark• 17:45 • 5 Sep •
- *Whispers* He's a robot! He doesn't need to eat! Don't offend him or it'll be like 'nam all over agian. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:19 5 September 2008
- Aparently not a very good machine. Hv you do now that when you have an asterix just after a colon, you can just leave a space between the two and the asterix apears normally?saves aproximatly 16 characters. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:56 5 September 2008
- *Like this* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:56 5 September 2008
- Who said I was efficient? I just prefer the tag version, it's neater IMO. Also, yummy apple pie! –—Hv (talk) 5/09 20:59
- Well you talked about being "anal" in an edit summary some place... Maybe you meant something else? Say... You're kinda cute; I ever tell you that? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:01 5 September 2008
- Anal in the spelling, I-can't-think-of-anything-else-to-put-in-my-shitty-article-so-I-just-changed-one-word kind of way, and I'm offended, what with the stable relationship I have and everything. I think you meant to put that here, personally. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:06
- Why don't I have a girlfriend, yet? Ligitimate whoring that is. Geeze seriously you people and you're relationships. I'm jealous. Except about the vagina; that bit's gross. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:17 5 September 2008
- I never get why people whore features. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:20
- It's sorta like showing off children. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:24 5 September 2008
- Still don't get anything for it. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:25
- Looks nice on the "what links here" page. =P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:26 5 September 2008
- Meh. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:37
- Meh. Way to kill a conversation that is. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:39 5 September 2008
- Total brain fade by me there...I'm going to bed, reading poetry all day really wears you out. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:44
- Can I come? And poetry is boring and gay. So yes, I did expect you to have something to whore. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:47 5 September 2008
- Total brain fade by me there...I'm going to bed, reading poetry all day really wears you out. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:44
- Meh. Way to kill a conversation that is. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:39 5 September 2008
- Meh. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:37
- Looks nice on the "what links here" page. =P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:26 5 September 2008
- Still don't get anything for it. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:25
- It's sorta like showing off children. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:24 5 September 2008
- I never get why people whore features. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:20
- Why don't I have a girlfriend, yet? Ligitimate whoring that is. Geeze seriously you people and you're relationships. I'm jealous. Except about the vagina; that bit's gross. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:17 5 September 2008
- Anal in the spelling, I-can't-think-of-anything-else-to-put-in-my-shitty-article-so-I-just-changed-one-word kind of way, and I'm offended, what with the stable relationship I have and everything. I think you meant to put that here, personally. –—Hv (talk) 5/09 21:06
- Well you talked about being "anal" in an edit summary some place... Maybe you meant something else? Say... You're kinda cute; I ever tell you that? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:01 5 September 2008
- Who said I was efficient? I just prefer the tag version, it's neater IMO. Also, yummy apple pie! –—Hv (talk) 5/09 20:59
Alright?
Yes I did just come here to insult you (and of course ask how you are). Sorry, ya big breeder you. Hey look on the bright side: with my help (and doubtless Yettie's too (when he recovers from whatever trip he was on last night)) this will become one of the most eddited page on Uncyclopedia all wikis! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:19 8 September 2008
- Hey...er...you...ahh....whatsyourname. I....uh...woah...uh...um...I totally have this crakin bad headache...thing...like...uh...is that even the word....uh...uh...who wants...uh...bacon...? - [15:48 8 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Most edited pages? Na. No chance. :P MrN 16:12, Sep 8
- Dam! MrN 16:12, Sep 8
- <evil voice> It's aull faulling into place! Muhahahaha</evil voice> SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:21 8 September 2008
- Stop editing this page dammit! MrN 16:23, Sep 8
- ...Why? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:24 8 September 2008
- Cos. MrN 16:25, Sep 8
- ...Why? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:29 8 September 2008
- Cos. MrN 16:34, Sep 8
- ...Why? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:52 8 September 2008
- Cos I'm going to drive a train over your ass! MrN 16:57, Sep 8
- They're trying to repress us non-train driving people, again! ARGH! Revolution! - [17:02 8 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- <chants>We're here; we don't drive trains. Get used to it! We're here; we don't drive trains. Get used to it! We're here; we don't drive trains. Get used to it!</chants> SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:09 8 September 2008
- <mumbles something about a migraine, leaves> –—Hv (talk) 8/09 17:29
- Hey it's that guy who we're talking to. I'm frankly surprised he didn't use the excuse "washing my hair". The big gay. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:32 8 September 2008
- At least I take showers...Also, your userpage is out of date, it still says you have only one feature. –—Hv (talk) 8/09 18:11
- I bathe! OK? And I just noticed that when you pointed it out to me. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:16 8 September 2008
- Your comment on the VFH nom: Remind me to introduce my girlfriend to Uncyc and you/YesTimeToEdit at some point. –—Hv (talk) 8/09 18:37
- What so we can bully her too? Hell for all we know you might be a girl (which would mean you were a dyke) Actually when I got here first I thought you were a girl (it's the purple. does you no favours) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:40 8 September 2008
- The purple was what came out of random colour the first time I made a sig, and it sort of just stuck. That and the reddish colour in my first sig. –—Hv (talk) 8/09 18:51
- Aww, I feel bad for making fun of you know. *Hugs Hv* *moves hand down Hv's back* *Dry humps Hv* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:55 8 September 2008
- As much as I wanted to make this, the thousandth edit to my talk page, the word "meh", I just can't. Ewwwwwwwww. –—Hv (talk) 8/09 18:57
- Okay, guys, this party's getting way too loud! I want everyone to scram, go home...and...oh my god...that's my wife...Sarah, what the hell? SARAH! Put your bra back on, Jesus...and you too, Sarah, put it back on. - [19:11 8 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Christ, you married her!? I know it's ok to get married but aint it a little early to be settling down? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:16 8 September 2008
- Aww, I feel bad for making fun of you know. *Hugs Hv* *moves hand down Hv's back* *Dry humps Hv* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:55 8 September 2008
- The purple was what came out of random colour the first time I made a sig, and it sort of just stuck. That and the reddish colour in my first sig. –—Hv (talk) 8/09 18:51
- What so we can bully her too? Hell for all we know you might be a girl (which would mean you were a dyke) Actually when I got here first I thought you were a girl (it's the purple. does you no favours) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:40 8 September 2008
- Your comment on the VFH nom: Remind me to introduce my girlfriend to Uncyc and you/YesTimeToEdit at some point. –—Hv (talk) 8/09 18:37
- I bathe! OK? And I just noticed that when you pointed it out to me. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:16 8 September 2008
- At least I take showers...Also, your userpage is out of date, it still says you have only one feature. –—Hv (talk) 8/09 18:11
- Hey it's that guy who we're talking to. I'm frankly surprised he didn't use the excuse "washing my hair". The big gay. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:32 8 September 2008
- <mumbles something about a migraine, leaves> –—Hv (talk) 8/09 17:29
- <chants>We're here; we don't drive trains. Get used to it! We're here; we don't drive trains. Get used to it! We're here; we don't drive trains. Get used to it!</chants> SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:09 8 September 2008
- They're trying to repress us non-train driving people, again! ARGH! Revolution! - [17:02 8 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Cos I'm going to drive a train over your ass! MrN 16:57, Sep 8
- ...Why? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:52 8 September 2008
- Cos. MrN 16:34, Sep 8
- ...Why? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:29 8 September 2008
- Cos. MrN 16:25, Sep 8
- ...Why? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:24 8 September 2008
- Stop editing this page dammit! MrN 16:23, Sep 8
- <evil voice> It's aull faulling into place! Muhahahaha</evil voice> SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:21 8 September 2008
- Dam! MrN 16:12, Sep 8
Hey little red riding hood!
Fancy doing a review for me pl0x? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:27 8 September 2008
- Actually I'd like to apologise. I am sorry, this has probably gone too far. Make it up to me? If you do I'll go straight (as in heterosexual) for the rest of the week, come on you know that'll be funny. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:53 8 September 2008
- Oh looks like Gerry got there first damn it! I actually wanted to try this straight thing. Just for a laugh. Actually fuck it I'm going to anyway. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:14 9 September 2008
- Well FYI I did, try the straight thing (theres a forum) it didn't work out. Also *cough*
- And seriously Hv, you ok? I didn't go too far did I? Hope to see you around! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:21 11 September 2008
- You really don't need my vote on that, it's basically already featured! I would've probably abstained anyway. Admittedly you did go a little too far, but that's not why I've been off, there's just been nothing to do here for me. –—Hv (talk) 12/09 13:32
- Aww, why abstain? Just agree with everyone else, see if it'll break some sort of record. Nah it's ok, I'm actually pretty surprised how much people seem to like it, I thought it'd go more like my last one (which has a stupidly long name now that I come to type it out). And I'm sorry about going oveboard. Blame Yettie. He's a bad influence and he lives in the poor part of town. *Hugs Hv in a manly sort of straight way because Heerenveen is most certainly not gay. NOT GAY. That's like saying he's straight and likes girls not boys.*. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:57 12 September 2008
- Hey, I'm with you, I really don't think it's a +20 article. It's a good job Gerry got to that review before me - I would have scored it, oh, about seven points lower and this would never have happened. Also, yeah, lets blame YTTE. –—Hv (talk) 12/09 14:00
- Aww, why abstain? Just agree with everyone else, see if it'll break some sort of record. Nah it's ok, I'm actually pretty surprised how much people seem to like it, I thought it'd go more like my last one (which has a stupidly long name now that I come to type it out). And I'm sorry about going oveboard. Blame Yettie. He's a bad influence and he lives in the poor part of town. *Hugs Hv in a manly sort of straight way because Heerenveen is most certainly not gay. NOT GAY. That's like saying he's straight and likes girls not boys.*. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:57 12 September 2008
- You really don't need my vote on that, it's basically already featured! I would've probably abstained anyway. Admittedly you did go a little too far, but that's not why I've been off, there's just been nothing to do here for me. –—Hv (talk) 12/09 13:32
- And seriously Hv, you ok? I didn't go too far did I? Hope to see you around! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:21 11 September 2008
obligatory de-flowerment
you just got raped. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:11 13 September 2008
See you soon...
- It'll be a couple of weeks, max, I reckon. I've already basically been gone a week or two, just burned out a bit, it was always going to happen ;). See you soon. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 23/09 20:33
Noob question
Do you know of how i can submit a picture to an article that isnt allowed to be edited? If not, plese tell me who does. Thanks. User: Dupeldurp
- If the article can't be edited you can't submit a picture (as that would be edditing). talk it over with some one on the article talk page. maybe put the picture there and see what people think. Also in future try and ask things in the right places. Have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:00 7 October 2008
- Thanks Orian, almost had to do some work around here if it wasn't for you ;). —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 8/10 16:08
- I can has secks now? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:09 8 October 2008
- You can, but you're in the wrong place, I believe you want to go here. This talk page does not offer this service(?) that you are requesting. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 8/10 16:14
- I can has secks now? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:09 8 October 2008
- Thanks Orian, almost had to do some work around here if it wasn't for you ;). —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 8/10 16:08
UN:HS
You are now on the honor roll. Dishonor roll? Either way you lose. • <14:09 Oct 10, 2008>
- I beat you there though! =P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:10 10 October 2008
- [Ignoring Orian, as that seems to be en vogue right now] If I could be arsed, I'd make a convoluted argument that I only have 2½ features, but I really really can't, so, meh. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 10/10 15:04
- Cries. No body likes me! Why? Why? Why? does nobody like me??? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:08 10 October 2008
- Don't ignore me! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- I mean it I'll send the pass over angel and ten plagues and lots of other bad shit. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- So you gonna talk to me now? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- If you don't you'll be sorry... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- I'm not joking I'll vandalise teh hell out of this page. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- Right I mean it last chance or I'll get Yettie... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- You have five minutes to comply. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- ...And your five minutes are up. I'm so so sorry, Hv, I'm not going to enjoy what I'm about to do. Well actually, that's a lie, but yeah...hah! - [15:47 10 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- Ever watchful as always me'lord. Now how should we make this peasant suffer? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:49 10 October 2008
- My God. You're worse at that than Arkansas are at winning football games! —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 11/10 18:27
- 2.5 features? Elaborate. • <18:34 Oct 11, 2008>
- Whut? Arkansas? Is that in like Europe? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:39 11 October 2008
- Cajek: To me, the last one should only be a half, given that it looked utterly different once you'd finished with it than it did when I'd initially done. But that's just my opinion.
- Orian: *cough*. *doublecough*.
- Both: I can't believe I'm having two conversations, and the more serious one is with Cajek. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 11/10 18:52
- I'm surprised too! Well, if you want to change the dishonor roll go ahead, but I think you deserve that third article. • <18:57 Oct 11, 2008>
- My God. You're worse at that than Arkansas are at winning football games! —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 11/10 18:27
- Ever watchful as always me'lord. Now how should we make this peasant suffer? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:49 10 October 2008
- ...And your five minutes are up. I'm so so sorry, Hv, I'm not going to enjoy what I'm about to do. Well actually, that's a lie, but yeah...hah! - [15:47 10 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie
- You have five minutes to comply. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- Right I mean it last chance or I'll get Yettie... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- I'm not joking I'll vandalise teh hell out of this page. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- If you don't you'll be sorry... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- So you gonna talk to me now? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- I mean it I'll send the pass over angel and ten plagues and lots of other bad shit. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- Don't ignore me! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:43 10 October 2008
- Cries. No body likes me! Why? Why? Why? does nobody like me??? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:08 10 October 2008
signpost
hye hv, any chance you're back enough to deliver the latest signpost? 18:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
where are you?
We all miss you! Or at least I do. :( SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:48 18 November 2008
- And me. At least, I miss you because the sights on my gun are wonky, but that counts, right? --UU - natter 22:21, Nov 18
- Well, I am kinda-sorta here, in a sporadic ten edits-a-week kinda way. Just lost my focus for the place I think, but I'll be back, just like the better version of me was in February. And UU: It counts, but only if you splash out for the replacement wallpaper, that's made a nice hole in the kitchen wall! —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 20/11 20:27
UnSignpost: 20th November2008
The Newspaper the Whole Family Must Enjoy!
November 20th, 2008 • #100/4 • Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.
UnSignpost Stumbles past 6 month milestone In true UnSignpost fashion, the editors noticed this about 2 weeks late - the Signpost having been so gloriously conceived (and never was a word more aptly suited to this juvenile-as-all-get-out publication) by Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek back in early May. The first issue rolled off the presses on May 8th, bringing you such earth-shattering news as "Rcmurphy nommed for Noob of the Month again" and "Uncyclopedia F**king Doomed", as well as establishing Signpost tradition with "Spacefiller of the week" (something about Grand Theft Auto). The editor's office here at USP should probably have had a revolving door installed, having been occupied at various times since Cajek and Skull abandoned it by THEDUDEMAN, Gerrycheevers, Heerenveen and some other numpty - although this is small change compared to the number of delivery bots and boys that have thrust the latest issue, still warm, through your letter flaps. Over the months, many other contributors have helped to keep the UnSignpost in its deserved position of "only weekly-ish newspaper on the wiki" - possibly by being so lame that no-one wanted to bother doing another one. And, having brought you such shattering exclusives as "Wookiepedia Too Cool For Cajek", "Porn Wars End in Sticky Truce" and "RC takes home NotM", the UnSignpost shows no sign of speeding up. Maybe one day, the unstoppable forces of apathy will finally overcome those who still labour under the impression that people actually care about seeing block log entries and biopics arrive on their talk page weekly, and the UnSignpost will grind to a halt. But until then, it will continue to bring you all the old news you've already seen somewhere else, whether you like it or not! UnSportsPost
In response to quite literally some demand, your ever-topical, finger-on-the-pulse UnSignpost brings you all the latest sports news that's unfit to print!
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MrN9001 20:39, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
- Woo! You can do absolutely nought around here for three months and still get mentioned in the
local backwater communityinternational paper! —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 20/11 21:04- Who are you again? MrN 21:09, Nov 20
- I'm that guy... you know, with the thing... on the thing? No? —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 20/11 21:23
- Oh, yea... That guy. The guy who did that stuff that time with the thing. We all remember that guy. What with the thing and all, it's kinda hard to forget. MrN 21:25, Nov 20
- Oh yeah, that thing was big! (Good to see you around Hv, remember it was me that cared first. :) now I have to say something after teh smile otherwse it looks like a double chin and that's too realistic for comfort) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:35 20 November 2008
- Oh, yea... That guy. The guy who did that stuff that time with the thing. We all remember that guy. What with the thing and all, it's kinda hard to forget. MrN 21:25, Nov 20
- I'm that guy... you know, with the thing... on the thing? No? —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 20/11 21:23
- Who are you again? MrN 21:09, Nov 20
UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!
December 4th • Issue 27 • Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth
Sycamore: How does he do it? An UnSignpost Special Investigation But who is this masked Celt? Well, since changing identity from MMACKNIGHT in March 2008, he's racked up an impressive 18,000 edits (or he will have by the time this paper is actually delivered - it's hanging at 17.940-odd at the time of typing). Many of these edits have been thanklessly categorising pages, voting for deletion, reverting and ban patrolling - the kind of soul-crushing work, in other words, that would sap the will to live of the average individual, but not our Syc. His efforts have not gone un-noticed. Indeed, he's been re-nommed for Uncuclopedian of the Month, even though he's already won the award. And despite the understandable reluctance of the non-existent cabal to swell their non-existent ranks, there is a small but significant groundswell of opinion gathering that this should be followed by the bestowing of a Banhammer on the cheery Caledonian. All of this is interesting, of course, and handily fills up column inches in this week's issue, but it doesn't answer the burning question: how does he do it? Once again spending no expense on uncovering the truth, your fearless UnSignpost has the answers, and they lie in his welcome message, and a gratuitous stereotype of his nationality. Yes, Jaffa Cakes and Irn Bru are the fuel of choice of this salutary Scot, and it would appear that the chemical reaction of these two volatile substances in his bloodstream creates an energy level easily the equivalent of at least a small-to-medium Hadron Collider. This is sufficient to cause in him a state not unequivalent to that Scientific Holy Grail, perpetual motion. So there you go kids: that's how he does it!Warning: Your safety-conscious UnSignpost would like to point out that Irn Bru is only known to have this beneficial effect on Scots. Those from less tartan countries would be advised to steer well clear - don't try this at home, kids! From the Cabal's desk |
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MrN9001 19:00, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Heartfelt Apologies
For reverting you then, I have two Recent Changes in two tabs and got temporarily confused between the two, leading me to revert you rather than the IP vandal. Put it back to your .oggless version as soon as I realised. RabbiTechno 19:49, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
- Hehe, I honestly didn't notice until checking RC for the orange bar. Guess you can do your job too well, eh? —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 5/12 20:15
You'll never learn will you?
Raped!Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 22:20 5 December 2008
- OK, how the fuck did that happen so quickly? Do you have some kind of mind messaging thing that tells you I'm about to archive or something? That was just too quick... —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 5/12 22:26
- "just too quick..." That's what he said. :( and erm no, i just have nothing else to do, plus I have my watchlist on e-mail alert. Also I'd like to take this opertunity to remind you that you told me to remind you to never archive. And Invit you to read my Christmas event, link is in my sig. It's not done yet but let me know what you think. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 22:29 5 December 2008
- Oh yeah...forgot about telling you that. As for your Christmas thing, I already saw it via UU's talk page – dodgy spelling of Christmas aside, it's very good writing, I enjoyed reading it (which is a nice break for me right now). —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 5/12 22:34
- I'm so glad people are enjoying it, I'm having so much fun writing it. Expect to see christmas day added soon. Also is this you back now, sissy came back. All we need is Yettie and it'll be like the old gang back together again. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 22:37 5 December 2008
- Well, I wouldn't say I'm quite fully back yet (and, just a forewarning: Anyone expecting May 2008 levels of me is going to be disappointed). If things go according to plan (i.e. the snow holds off down here for another eight or nine days), a week should do it though. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 6/12 13:38
- I'm so glad people are enjoying it, I'm having so much fun writing it. Expect to see christmas day added soon. Also is this you back now, sissy came back. All we need is Yettie and it'll be like the old gang back together again. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 22:37 5 December 2008
- Oh yeah...forgot about telling you that. As for your Christmas thing, I already saw it via UU's talk page – dodgy spelling of Christmas aside, it's very good writing, I enjoyed reading it (which is a nice break for me right now). —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 5/12 22:34
- "just too quick..." That's what he said. :( and erm no, i just have nothing else to do, plus I have my watchlist on e-mail alert. Also I'd like to take this opertunity to remind you that you told me to remind you to never archive. And Invit you to read my Christmas event, link is in my sig. It's not done yet but let me know what you think. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 22:29 5 December 2008
ICU
So what it the proper course of action when I come across an article/news story I really don't think deserves to stay alive (UnNews:YouTube_changes_aspect_ratio_to_2.35:1,_users_pissed)? VFD? Aaadddaaammm 20:15, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, pretty much (though personally I'd vote to keep that if I was active at VFD. Note to self - Be more active at VFD). —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 13/12 19:57
Happy Hanukkah
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
Thanks
Thankyou Please accept these fresh latkes as a token of my gratitude |
That was pretty obvious, wasn't it? Nevertheless, thankyou very much. I owe you, so let me know if there's anything I can do in return. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:23, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
- You'd be surprised how many people these closing tags catch out. 'Twas no problem. –—Hv (talk) 21/12 19:20
A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!
Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing. | |
It's a Festivus miracle! |
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:23, Dec 21
Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.
STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!
Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays! | |
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate |
During this season...
- Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. -- 14:05, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Here's Your Christmas Tree
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