User:YesTimeToEdit/chron4

YesTimeToArchive The YTTE Chronicles: Volume the Fourth The seriousness and the deepness, the annoying forums, the "How dare you" meme, UnProvise, the apologies, the first youtube video ever on Yettie's talkpage, UNSOC conscription, the Mafia, the surreal talks with Lyle Crump, the updating of the PEEING list and much, much, MUCH more! From 3 June 2008 to 2 August 2008 This is an archive. Don't panic! Don't leave messages here, leave them here, silly. The epic YTTE Chronicles continue, below, with hugely nerve-racking and full-of-suspense random and from there take you on a light-speed ride of on-the-edge-of-your-seat action. Be prepared to be stunned, sizzled, amused, enlightened, randomed and scared in this classic. THIS IS NOT JUST AN ARCHIVE, THIS IS A LEATHER-BOUND, LOVINGLY HAND-MADE ACTION-PACKED YTTE CHRONICLE.

YesTimeToAdvertise!

SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:52 2 August 2008

Jeese! You guys are trying to eat my brains!! - [09:04 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

This is my first video ever to grace my talkpage...I guess I'm honoured. - [09:07 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Great now archive. This is rediculous yettie. 60 sections. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:09 2 August 2008

I'm getting to it, I was waiting for 60. I archived last time at 60, so I'm archiving now...If I can be bothered. - [09:56 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToSorry

Sorry about being so dickheadily, serious and harsh on you yesterday. I really like you but the path of annoying forums, whoring and sockpuppets is the path of bans and bad shit. Stick to the old Yettie that won NotM (I nommed you for that :D ) and everyone likes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:21, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Having not known the original Yettie, I can only say that what you're currently doing isn't going down well with some people. And yes, DJ, you should always apologise for being a dick. Personally, I don't mind what Yettie does too much, but I can understand the frustration of the members who do. -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 06:10, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

They seem pretty much teh same to me. Except this one is more hyoperactive. Honestly I only take him back a second time to apologise. Remember, Yettie, You don't need to copy the monkeys at the zoo. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 06:28 2 August 2008

DJ, I've whored my entire Uncyc life. I whored NotM to everyone I knew. I very rarely seriously whore things, apart from the CMC - and they're just invitations - sure I do it on other people's talkpages, but only when it's a joke. And I tend to avoid any page with a no whoring sign (unless I miss the notice and if I miss it, it should be bigger!). Whoring for the CMC is a trick copied from UNSOC and a trick that no one seemed to mind. Did anyone really mind about Waves? If so, I'm sorry, but quite a lot of people seemed to find him quite amusing. And as for forums: I'm not sure if you're referring to specifically to the fake conversation ones or not - I like them, some other people like them and a few people are indifferent. We're happy to satirise everything beyond Uncyclopedia, but when it comes to satirising our own users, that becomes annoying and a bannable offence? Of course I've changed, DJ. Like it or not, I'm not suddenly going to go back to the old, young, noobish, never-break-a-rule, YTTE version of me. - [08:31 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You do make a good point there I thought the fake convos were incridebly funny, and they were just satire. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:34 2 August 2008

YesTimeToWhy?

Are you away? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:04 1 August 2008

pancakes SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:24 1 August 2008

Are you here or not? Cos I've just about finished an article that I wanna have you look at. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:44 1 August 2008

Yes, I wasn't feeling too great today, Uncyclopedia-wise...but that's all past. I'm as awesome as ever. How look at? Pee or something less formal? Or one of these classy new "short reviews"? Oh, wait...aren't you opposed to those? Anyway, HERE I AM! - [14:48 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

First I'd like you to suggest ideas for two pictures. and then probably a review. this article is in no way similar to insomnia (go vote for that as top ten) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:52 1 August 2008

I'll take a look at the girlfriend (you, Orian, right about them???) article right now. Where's the vote for Insomnia...?! Off I trundle...- [14:55 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

here oh and one pic suggestion now. unless one more will make it crowded. and FFS archive SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:59 1 August 2008

I think you could do with one more (picture, not penis). And why is the link "Uncyclopedia:Top10...."? And what about FFS archive? HUH? HUH? - [15:17 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeForPool

I was working on this for no reason. Would his yettieness be so kind to give his thoughts? Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex

Looks good, but bloody complicated. I've read the rules and it's still a little bit confusing. - [09:45 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Essentially it is an ASCII version of the famous pub game, pretty much a sandbox, as opposed to a serious game of pool between players. I can show you some examples of how it has worked sort of .

Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex

Go ahead. - [09:54 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Here

	Thank you, YesTimeToEdit, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head. Good girl/boy
	Thanks for voting!

You've had this before but I couldn't be botherd making a new one. It's your fault for voting twice. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:50 1 August 2008

Heh, bastard. :P - [08:55 1 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToSayIBannedMyselfFromVotingInYourCeremony

Enough said. [Banned in the UK. 20:07, 31 July 2008 (UTC)]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven

What ceremony? Yettie of the Month? - [21:24 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToThank

Rejoice, YesTimeToEdit! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for the in-depth pee review. I'm not particularly attached to that article, but I think your ideas are excellent and I probably will expand on the article once I get around to it.

But yeah, it's not that original. I was just saving something from the murky depths of the ICU... though it turned out better than expected.

Oh, and in response to the alternate namespace comment, I actually do have a couple of UnBooks in the works. So expect to see some of those in the next week or so.

Cheers, --mrmonkey72 02:33, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeh I was flicking through some of your article while doing the review (uh...I multitask :-) ). Thanks for the Golden Shower and all, this is only my second...which is not very good. Anyway, thanks, hope it was helpful and in terms from saving something from ICU: you've done a pretty good job! - [08:19 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToStopWhoring

Please please can you stop posting links to CMC or Mafia or whatever it is this week on random peoples' talk pages. If they want to join it they will eventually. Also before you start a totally separate Mafia group you should probably try to get the CMC in order, I mean what we really need for the site is simply more writing and less purely symbolic groups - Grue Army promotes the stopping of vandals and flamewars, UNSOC promotes helping new users and "togetherness". Sure we can have groups like this but too many and the site becomes less of a "parody encyclopedia" as it was intended, to being like a random forum like thing which is fun to socialize at but ultimately does nothing. That's why I suggest merging the groups or something so that they can be run efficiently and overcome the first week of "cool, a new thing!" to being something worthwhile. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:37, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Sorry to sound so damning but it probably had to be said eventually. Believe me, the site is in slow decline and the only thing that can fix it is simply more writing. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:40, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes I can be serious every once in a while... mostly Wednesdays though I do Thursdays to. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:48, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

*ahem* "The site is in decline" is a rather drastic way of putting it. We still manage to find an article to feature every day (and in my opinion every article we feature is very good or excellent - apart from in a few cases). Also if you think the site really is in decline it is rather naive to suggest that writing alone is what will fix it. A lot of people will only get hooked on Uncyclopedia if there continues to be a loving, funny, bantering community that keep it alive. That is personally what I believe underpins Uncyclopedia - not it's excellent writing. Sure, Uncyclopedia is a site intended for humour articles, but users enjoying Uncyclopedia and having fun on it should be our prime aim. This does, however, need to be carefully balanced against good article writing.

I've heard it time and time again: people blaming pointless usergroups for this (possible perceived) decline in writing. It simply doesn't work that way, the things aren't really related. It's not like someone will spend all their time just working on a usergroup - and in fact if that did happen, so what? If that users decides to take that path then they probably aren't a great writer). Believe me, I can continue to put effort into usergroups and still write, pee and help users. Also, I don't believe usergroups really undermine Uncyclopedia's "wikipedia parody" objective - it's sort of a behind the scenes thing - you need to dig a bit deeper to find them.

I think the CMC actually has achieved some things, fair enough, they're small things, but they're good, anyhow. I truly believe that the CMC has also helped promote the "togetherness" that you suggested UNSOC helps with and has helped new users make friends. Also, you may remember, that I've started two or three Dump topics about utilising the CMC for a purpose and every time they've either been ignored or BHOP'd and ignored. And each time I got similar rants about how usergroups are "annoying" or "pointless". In one of these topics I suggested that the CMC could help mantain, improve and create Uncyclopedia projects (especially and appropriately the "You have two cows" project which is getting messy or is already messy, due to its size).

I'm sorry, DJ, if my whoring annoys you. I whore a lot of things, and personally think it's slightly odd that Uncyclopedia has such a negative approach to it. Whoring is essential for spreading ideas, getting things out there and reminding people if they've missed things (...and so what if they haven't missed it?). So far I haven't recieved any real complaints about whoring (apart from when I was a noob and did it haphazardly for NotM, because I didn't realise people disliked it until Cajek warned me) - if people don't want to join they politely turn the offer down (such as Modus or UU). And another point, how would merging the two groups increase efficiency? If anything it would undermine the fun and playful ideas behind both groups. /end rant - [14:18 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Na, it's not the fault of the user groups, it's Pee Review. Did ya not hear? MrN 14:34, Jul 30

It's all Pee Review's fault, I agree. God damn Pee Review making everything crappy again. - [14:35 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Also DJ.."If they want to join it they will eventually"..what if they never discover about it but have always longed to be in a web-based Mafia or a cow-worshipping cult? Come now, be sensible. - [14:38 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Since you are agreeing with me... I think it would be better to merge them into one. One really well maintained cult is better than two which get less attention. The Cow Moo Mafia is surely the way forward. Perhaps there is some way to bridge the gap between Sicilian and Bovine? MrN 14:43, Jul 30

La Bovini Family? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:47, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm not blaming usergroups, I am not sure why there has been a decline in the number of articles written. I probably saw the "decline" more steeply than you did to, I was a lurker for a few months before joining (since about Sept/Oct 2007) and the number of really high quality articles started to slow by January (holidays n' shit) and hasn't really stopped since. Whoring has a very negative effect because you and I may be able to analyze an article by looking at it but other, less experienced people will follow a crowd. Plus it can descend into conflict if it gets too over the top. "Spreading ideas" can be good but it has the problem of stifling different ideas.

May I also point out to you that while the community is important and user groups are a part of that if you look at activity statistics compared to last year we are simply spending much more time on Peeing, on random conversations on talkpages and stuff than before. Ljlego's advice shouldn't be thrust aside, Pee may try to help everyone but you can't hold their hands all the time - some articles won't ever be good, some people won't ever write well (as you indicated above) - sure it seems selfish but people must find their own style, their own way if they try to just "write whatever everyone else is writing" it won't work. I've tried to be more liberal at VFD because of this.

Having a strong community always means there is a possibility of cliquiness starting. Before, there was less of a community from what I gather, it was nonsense in IRC and BHOP and down to business elsewhere, you can complain but look at the articles from 2006 and 2007 (which are still being featured) and try to deny that. I would probably complain if this happened anyway :P. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:45, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Whoring: Okay, so whoring articles/or vote pages to noobs is probably a bad idea...but cults and crime syndicates? Personally I spend a ridiculous amount of time in userspace and I'm proud of it, because, despite this I think (or hope) that I'm helping Uncyclopedia. Personally I'd lose interest in Uncyclopedia very quickly if it was "down to business" all the time. Also have you considered the possibility that older ideas are better because in the olden days there were fewer ideas and there was far more to write about. Now a days it's hard to write an article that is original with our growing wiki-page-count. Maybe the level of writing is just slowing because we're getting closer and closer to saturation point?

What do you suggest I do? Combine the two groups? I don't like this idea because it would ruin two nice ideas I've had - if I absolutely must I'd prefer to just stick to the CMC. Alternatively I could combine the two groups under an umbrella group (Federation for the Betterness of Uncyclopedia - FBU). Hmm, I'm not sure... I don't like it. As it is I'm offering two different groups for people with different interests/senses of humour (or whatever). Groups that essentially do the same thing, but cater to a wider audience. - [14:54 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Personally I think that the whole issue would look better if your "join me" messages wouldn't be so big, especially with the mob one - the black background makes it too difficult to read. I'd say, keep `em both - just when you do send out join me messages, send smaller, less painful to the eye messages. ~ 15:01, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I see what you're saying about the saturation point, but what I've seen lately in quite a few places is good ideas not worked on well, this is either because standards at VFH so you don't have to put in so much effort to get features or people are simply spending less time writing. Looking at VFH it's a bit of both. I've had lots of ideas that haven't been done before (most of them are pretty stupid or esoteric though). On the group thing, keep the 2 things under different names if you want, I just think it would be easier to run it as one group. Do what you feel is right. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

A famous composer (I forget who and am too busy to look it up" was walking on the beach with a friend, who ventured the opinion all the good tunes had already been written. The composer turned to the sea, pointed, and said "oh look, here comes the last wave". Trite, but nonetheless, there will always be good articles to write. What we need is them being written. I have no ideas about making that happen, I just wanted to make this observation. --UU - natter 15:07, Jul 30

Did you use the word "Must" there? Eh? WTF. But... Come on. "The Cow Mafia". You know it makes sense. I would join that.  ;-) Just your common Cow moo cult, and yer average run of the mill Mafia? Who wants that??? Dude... Your two ideas are not for "different interests/senses of humour" or whatever. Anyone who wants to join one, will want to join the other. It's the same idea really, just a different slant. It's a place for people to goof off in. Rather like BHOP but with a bit more structure. Do we need another BHOP? MrN 15:11, Jul 30

Would you guys please not talk so much when I'm away? It's painful reading so much text in such a small place in such a short time and trying to reply to everything. First of all, all the homeless bums who've come here, cause they think they can buy a home with opinions. Filth. Get out, yes I'm talking to YOU! :P

Now, here we go on the replying thing: Mordillo, fair enough. The only reason I made them big and garish to start with because I was getting slightly frustrated at my polite invitations being entirely ignored. Also the idea was stolen from UNSOC (couldn't be bothered to fin the template to provide a link). So go blame, Jocke, I'm just an innocent noob who's following a role model...

DJ and UU: I don't think that a total saturation point will ever descend upon Uncyc, but I don't thinking it's impossible. Nothing is impossible and impossible is nothing (I have strong opinions, you really shouldn't have let these out..). The reason I believe a total saturation point will never come to Uncyclopedia is because when/if things starting getting anywhere near it, people will stop writing articles. Well maybe not, quite that. I don't believe anyone or anything will have the will power or the urge to take us anywhere near that saturation point.

And as your metaphor goes, UU, there will, one day, be a final wave. There will not always be good articles to write, what if Uncyclopedia reached an article count of infinity. In that situation, there would be no more articles to write.

MrN: On your merger idea! I think I've come up with a compromise - I compromise I like very much, very very much. What if the two groups are not merged exactly but the Mafia becomes a branch of the CMC? So it becomes the Cow Mafia - as you put it. Users in the CMC will be able to apply for the Mafia, if they wish... If that's there thing. if they like killing. I like that idea, actually. It's like Scientology have there own hired goons. That's what I'll do - like the Grue Army has various different sections to it. People in said Mafia would then get to chose whether they announced themselves as belonging to "the Mafia" or "the Cow Mafia" or they could just announce nothing.

And your point about "different interests/senses of humour" is very valid. Even as I wrote that I didn't really believe it. However it does make sense in this situation: a Mafia enthusiast joins Uncyclopedia. (S)he has time to mess around, but not too much time. So they join the Mafia. :) Anywho...we don't need another BHOP, my CMC will take care of that very well... Although that gives me an idea! Maybe I'll run a private CMC forum. Interesting. Bueno.

I think that's all, sorry I'm being lazy and not properly responding (there's probably 1002 mistakes in that there chunk of text), now if you'd excuse me I have a pee review to finish. Oh and if anyone wants to volunteer to be my secretary, I'm more than happy to accept them! (hint hint). - [19:12 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

"What if Uncyclopedia reached an article count of infinity?" There's a mistake right there - you can't reach infinity by counting - you can always add one. Or a hundred, if you're less patient! ;-) (Plus, according to very serious mathy types, there are different kinds of infinity, and some are smaller or larger than others - isn't it fun?!) Of course, we could always exceed the server space Wikia are prepared to provide.... Anyway, as long as there are writers, there will be stuff to write about. The trick is writing it. Anyway, I'm not seriously bothered either way, I just enjoy making trite points! --UU - natter 08:45, Jul 31

It is impossible for anything to be impossible except anything being impossible. :P Infinity can be reached - in a theoretical situation - and thus you won't always be able to write new articles. I'm not seriously bothered, either, I just like arguing. - [08:49 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hnnnnng. --UU - natter 08:51, Jul 31

Damn it, you know how much I hate that sound. GET OUT! - [08:53 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG. --UU - natter 09:35, Jul 31

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! /me sticks headphones on - [09:51 31 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToLOL

I don't know what the hell you just did in the forum, but I'll be damned if I've laughed that hard in months. I salute you, you crazy little man, you. -RAHB 09:41, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Why thank you. I was thinking of putting this up for VFH and seeing the reaction. It would be the first featured Forum: ever, but there would probably be a lot of competition... Anyway, thanks. :-) - [09:45 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm seriously considering nominating it. I am perfectly serious. Or I would be, if I wasn't laughing so damn hard. -RAHB 09:46, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

...really...I didn't expect it to go down that well. There were parts I cut for fear of ban! But surely in-jokes are no-go on VFH...? - [09:49 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I care not. And I don't think it's really an in-joke. I mean, there are Uncyclopedia-exclusive jokes in there, but really it's just a forum with a bunch of people rambling incoherently. That's pretty universal if you ask me. -RAHB 09:53, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm placing £10.52p on it getting shot down... - [09:58 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Looks like it. dJi voted against so hard, it crashed the VFH template. -RAHB 09:59, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

...And I guess Mordillo didn't like getting banned for over a century. - [10:01 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah, I've been working out... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:03, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I demand thou flexes thou muscles in the name of the Family. - [10:05 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well, that was fast. -RAHB 10:35, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I got close, but no cigar. Well I guess this means I'll have to do a second one... :-) - [10:39 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yes, that's exactly what it means. -RAHB 10:52, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Precisely, exactly...I better get writing! - [10:55 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToOrganiseCrime

What's a-going down over dere points in vague direction of those smartly dressed goons??? -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 04:52, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh those guys are with me. I've decided Uncyclopedia needs a large, vicious, stylish crime syndicate. Wanna join? You get to break people's legs... - [07:09 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YTTE my dear, you had me from vicious... -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 09:02, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Enrol, now, quick, before the commies get us... - [09:14 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToPee!

I want you to pee on my game. So, please? You can have another cowbell award! [01:18, 30 July 2008 (UTC)]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven

I'm not sure...I haven't done a pee review for ages and reviewing a game is quiet a complicated process. What sort of review do you want, short or..er...normalish? - [07:11 30 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Normal-ish. And I just didn't want to see ya retire. You're a good urinator. [Meh. The time was 17:08, 30 July 2008 (UTC)]I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.

YesTimeToThankForThank

YesTimeToEdit has won the cowbell award for "Thankies/Being a friend", and was awarded by Meth Although it has nothing to do with anything, really, at least you're thanked anyway.

[03:08, 29 July 2008 (UTC)] I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.

Thank you very muches. I will go put this in my trophy cabinet. - [07:53 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yes, Time To Tell You Something About My Game

I'm not going to release it as finished until I finish with DRii and even get to work on DR3. I made the first relatively short, and so I decided to make a trilogy. [01:35, 29 July 2008 (UTC)] I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.

Okey dokey! - [07:53 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToDeclareYouAwesome

For voting for me as n00b of the month! I assure you, it's the right choice. --mrmonkey72 16:06, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Believe you, people have beaten you to saying such things! :-) I'll just wriggle in my self-love, for a moment. And you deserve it! Good luck! If you need anything, I'll be happy to help (although I see UU's adopted you). - [17:01 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I second the notion! Only because YTTE didn't vote for me in NotM, and as such, is a detestable whore, worthy of the highest praises! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 00:41, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

You were up for NotM? - [06:19 28 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh right, you're NXWave. Well, to quote Skull... "Sigh". - [06:21 28 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Your sigh disheartens me Ytte! Is it possible to remove the defamation that has no doubt sprung up from from my (mis)adventure regarding my identity... Please see,.... here [1]... Hope that clears it up.... If not, drop me a line on my Talk as per the usual...-- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 08:41, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes that was odd, why were you mistaken for NXW? And the sigh is taken back...I guess *looks around shiftily* - [08:44 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

L O N G . S T O R Y... I can't even explain half of it... A misunderstanding from a rather odd joke made on IRC... Which lead to one thing... and then (presumably another intermediate step occurred) which locked me out, courtesy of a mighty blow from TheLedBalloon's already blood-stained BanHammer! Wow... That's a good bit of linkage -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 09:56, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Hm! *strokes beard* I see. All is well. - [10:19 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I told you not to dress up like NX for that party but no... kids these days. YTTE should know he actually adopted an NX. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:10, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

ARGHHHHHHH! That's a sensitive issue, I'd rather you don't bring it up! *sniffs* -- NXWave

YesTimeToRandomlyPraise

Thanks mate. You deserve it! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 07:45, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Wow! That's what I like...especially on the day I return to Uncyclopedia! Thanks! Was there a particular reason for this praising? You know there all sorts of little awards you could give me...Nah, I won't be that big a whore! :-) - [07:50 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Congrats on the return too... And yes, it should've been at the top of the page... My apolgies... I'll what together a template for you if you want... Just for being a tremendous whore. -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 07:53, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Why thank you! I...er...am much honoured! - [08:31 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

{{Hex'd}} will get you your ill-gotten gains! -- =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 08:36, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Gracias. - [08:38 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

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First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

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YesTimeToClarifyThingsSaidToMe

Alright, So now I am a CMC member, now how do I go about becoming this UnNews guy that you mentioned to me yesterday? ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 19:25, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Check this out. If you scroll down you'll notice your name in one of the polls. Basically it means you're standing for that seat. So you don't have to do anything, apart from maybe vote for yourself and other CMC runners/participents? - [19:29 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToAskQuestionsRelatedToCMC

YTTE, how do you move up in the ranks in the CMC? You say do good cow things, but what are those? Examples, please? ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Well this is how it is...for the moment these good cow things are generally justing spreading the word of the cows an using this to get people to sign up. However, when I get back from holiday I'm gonna do a load of stuff to the CMC. What I hope I can get the CMC to do then, is to help mantain and touch up various Uncyclopedia projects/portals/main pages. So when I make those changes to the CMC, things that'll earn you a promotion will be: looking after a project well, reverting loads of vandalism from that project etc. For now, as I said, it's all about converting (and doing wierd, original cow-based things). - [07:54 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToHonor

You were right of course!

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

~ 22:51, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh yay, I'll put it in pride of place...Wait, is this a userbox or an award? Oh, I'm so conflicted... Also, when was the last time you graced my talkpage with Mordillo goodness? Too long ago, I think. - [22:53 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToBy the way...

Sir YTTE, I have signed up for the CMC. Just wanted to tell you. --~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh yh I saw that - but I'm afraid I was being extremely lazy in officially welcoming you. Maybe I should get round to that, huh? Anyway, thanks for signing up! - [21:01 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToRe: Senate

• Sure the thing can be run again, and CMC can be part of the party roster(any Uncyclopedia group can be part of the roster). The current election results will be removed and a full unlock for a vote will happen again. I will update the senate seat images and the candidates in each chair but that's it, however. Right now I'm busy with my own stuff ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  10/07/2008 @ 20:57

Oh cool, if you want I can help mantain it a bit...that is, if others are interested. - [21:00 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

It pretty much maintains itself. Janitors archive pages, admins have the final word. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

10/07/2008 @ 21:05

Oh good! Gumdrops? - [21:08 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YTTWhat?

Seriously? Thanking Nintendorulez? A user who hasn't been seen on the wiki in longer than I've been here? What's going on YTTE? (Yes, I do watch RC too closely some times, but only because I have nothing else to do right now). --UU - natter 08:57, Jul 10

Awww....woops, I misclicked on Kip teh Dip's sig. Woopsie, I'll go rectify that. - [08:59 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh Kip... What wacky misadventures will you inspire next?! --UU - natter 09:00, Jul 10

The Adventures of the Kippers...? - [09:01 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesThanx4thevote

Thank you for your vote for my WWJD article. I thought it was dead in the water on the VFH page a week ago, but it seems there has been new life given to it lately. I have been really busy since my wedding and haven't had a great deal of time to write. I was hoping to finish my first unbook last week, but that has been pushed back until this weekend. The riggers of married life. Again thanx for the vote.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 07:48, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

No problem! I thought it was very good...I must admit I was saving up voting for it until my thing got off of VFH. :-) - [08:40 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToSayThatYouAreGonnaLose

Your leader Jocke Pirat is gonna lose his spot in User Senate to ME. And you Rejected UNNAZI? Why??? Because You are UNSOC?? (PS HAHAHAHAHAHHA) Founding Member Baseball16 00:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry to say that you're not going to get a very favourable reaction towards that Nazi Party of yours - it is generally considered a bit tasteless. Also I think Jocke would win the election, not that anyone really uses/cares about that senate anymore. - [07:21 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well I will win seat 3. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHH.Founding Member Baseball16 18:22, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Have you ever even done an in-depth pee review? - [18:24 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Why do you care this has notjing to do with senate??? Founding Member Baseball16 20:24, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

See me after class. pillow talk 20:33, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

WHAT CLASS??????????? Founding Member Baseball16 20:39, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

I'll think you find it does have stuff to do with the senate! The seat you're trying to get is the one that represents the peeing community. - [20:59 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToRemind

Jim jimbo here. I see a message saying that you will review my article UnNews:Panda inspires fight against Chinese Government censorship. Please follow through. It is June 9th and the article is starving for critique. (Pets sad and hungry article) There, there, you will be fed soon...I hope. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Jim jimbo (talk • contribs)

Thanks for reminding me! I haven't forgotton, though. I won't be able to give it the full attention it needs until tomorrow, so here's what I'm going to do. I'll remove my tag and leave a message. If someone else picks it up before tomorrow I'll let them do it, so you get a more speedy review. However, if no one else has picked it up by tomorrow I'll do it. Okay? - [07:16 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToAaaaaaagghhh

You burnt my house down! How could you! Ask Orian to find out what the hell I'm on about.. On a related note, welcome to the private club of People-With-Two-Features-Club! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [9/07 20:31]

Erm....did you see the "no drunks" sign? Also thank you! Also I would like to express my deepest "WTF?!?!?!??!"... colonization got onto the main page! Wo! Stuff happened! - [20:34 9 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well... *taps foot with a dangerous inpatientce* Aren't you going to ask me? And what's all this here on wednesday night and thursday morning. Why didn't you say you were here!? *throws a Jesus Ornament* You bastard! You havent even comented on my new dress yet either!!! *tears and such* That's it. I'm off to stay at my sisters. It's over! ..../Moments later there is a nock at the door and a soaked Orian stands there wet and shivering. Will you take me back? ...Please? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 07:51 10 July 2008

Jeeze a new sig, as well! Is that your new dress, or is that drenched rag you're wearing the new dress? Also I'm off soonish, so meh. I'll be back at about 7. Busy social life and what not... Also, what is this burning house down thing? And please don't throw those Jesus statues, I'm very attached to those. Also...your sister's pregnant. Erm... *cough* Also, yay a feature! - [08:39 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh yeah I sent Mr Heerenveen an e-mail that read exactly like this:

Dear Sir or Madam Heerenveen > We at the local fire department regret to inform you that this morning at aproimatly 3:07AM your house was burned to the ground. The Emergancy was brought to our attention by a MrTimeToEdit. When we arived MrTimeToEdit was standing outside your house jumping up and down exitedly pointing and giggling at the fire truck's lights and grinning like the perverbial unhinged serial killer. We did our very best to extinguish the raging fire but it was very difficult with MrTimeToEdit twittering around and touching buttons and things. Eventually we had to lock him in a nearby van but by then it was too late all that was laft of your house was smoking rubble and dead squatters. However, we suspect, not all your possesions were destroyed, in previously mentioned van, we found several pieces of furniture your television your X-box and numerous other things likly to have been yours. Futher to this we found an empty gasoline can and MrTimeToEdit's driving liscen > ce and documents. We hope that you will be able to find alternate accomadation during the next six or seven months of leagal battles and insurance claims. > > Sinsearly, > Orian57, > local fire department's secretary. > > P.S. Did you own a cat called "Socks"? It's just we also found a corpse. > P.P.S. Did you own a budgie called "Fred"? It's just we found a corpse inside the cat's corps' mouth. > > P.P.P.S. How many other crank E-mails have you recieved from Uncyclopedians?

So you see, you burnt his house down. *Accidentally knocks Jesus ornament off the mantelpiece* Whoops-a-daisy! Ha that's what you get for calling my dress a rag. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:53 10 July 2008

Jeeze dude, I didn't know you were the secretary *shudders in recollection*. Woah. I'm sorry Hv, I didn't think you'd find out...it would have been a victimless crime. *Aciddently pokes Orian* - [08:57 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Ohhh, *Poke* I was starting to think you'd forgotten what those fingers were for... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:04 10 July 2008

Oh noes! *hacks at Orian with a rusty axe* He's a zombie who wants my fingers....ahhhh! - [09:06 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Aaaaaaagghhh my dress! You're getting blood on it! Aaaaaaagghhh My blood! You're getting tetnus on it! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:08 10 July 2008

No, you're getting blood on my tetnus, you mildly irritating zombie! *hacks some more* - [09:10 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

*Throws Jesus ornament* Stop it! You're hurting me! *Throws another* I wont be able to pass this off as a door related accident! *Throws another* Gah!!! *Throws another* how many of these things are there? I didn't think you were catholic. *Throws another* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:14 10 July 2008

Stop throwing them, they're my merchandise! I'm not Catholic, it's jsut there's a big Jesus statue fetish market out there. - [17:55 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Is that why you keep slpurting on my talk page? *breaks another* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:50 10 July 2008

YesTimeTo???

wtf??? Are you the random ass person who left me a weird adoption note? yes I would like to be adopted. You are completely mad. fun ain't it???!!!!!!!! --Jordan(ish) 16:22, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Well madness is heredity, so I would think twice about adoption! :-) Also you must be awesome and must be planning on staying around/helping the community. - [20:12 9 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well see all my family on my mum's side is madd, my mum's friends are all mad/insane/loco and myu dad is nuts!!! so I'd still be screwed even if I didn't like having 5,874,213,###,123,000.? views on one single topic. I'm not really awsome just worrying. --Jordan(ish) 17:06, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToRequestAReview (and put spaces in these titles again, I'm a bugger for that)

So yeah, I do believe I've had a review from all the previous RotM winners (except me, obviously), but I don't believe I've had the pleasure of a YTTE special. How about it? --UU - natter 11:34, Jul 7

Hmm...I'd love to, but I'm busy till Friday! I can't exactly get you a speedy review, I'm sorry to say. - [18:54 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

We are so totally that cool! - [19:02 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Am I missing something here or was that the wrong header? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [7/07 19:04]

Why are you so always constantly eternally right? - [19:06 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

OK, well, I'll leave it up there as it is, and if it gets picked up, it gets picked up. If it isn't picked up by the time you are free, I'd appreciate you taking a look. --UU - natter 19:09, Jul 7

Actually since I'm only leaving at 1:30 tomorrow I can do the review tomorrow morning. Lucky yous. - [19:21 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Leaving!? Where? Why!? *cries* You don't love me anymore!? Are you cheeting!? It's that blond in the coffee shop isn't it!? I'll kill her! /end over reaction Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 19:24 7 July 2008

Newcastle...sister graduating...only for two days...leaving to Spain (again) on Saturday...for two weeks. Also, that's the reaction I expect! :-) ~~

/Hyperventalates Two days!? How will I last that long without you!? *reads the rest* ...*dies* Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 19:32 7 July 2008

Precisely.? Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha! - [19:38 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Sooo, "if it's still here when I get back I'll give it a go...". It's still here. You appear to be back. This suggests to me a course of action! ;-) --UU - natter 15:20, Jul 11

To me it suggests my infinite laziness. Also I have a long winded excuse, which I'll play back for you from this tape recorder while I scamper off in this UN truck. By the time you here this, I will be dead. Anyway I started your review and then had to go out to do some holiday-preperation stuff. Anywa- Aww scrap that. Okay, let's try again...

Oh hey, UU. I'm actually off tomorrow for my real holiday thingie. Considering the early plane (5ish) tomorrow and some (non-Uncyc) stuff I have to finish off, your review may be a bit "rushed". The truth is that at the current moment I'm a bit pushed for time and I was a bit stupid saying I would do the review...overstretching myself and what (I've just dropped in now and then inbetween other stuffs, and posted that there forum). HOWEVER I'm happy to do the review, if you still want it, I should have room in my bladder, maybe. - [15:28 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Aww, I'm only messing with you YTTE! Considering my longest wait for a review stands at 6 weeks, I'm not too bothered about it. Just thought I'd mention it as it amused me and all. Have a good weekend! --UU - natter 15:33, Jul 11

Oh phew! *sighs* I thought I may have to do some work, there. That was close. *puts on sunglasses* Have a good weekend to you, too, and a merry Christmas to all! - [15:37 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToNotQuiteUnderstand

Hey, I've been seeing that UnProvise thing going around, but I haven't quite understood completely how it works. Is it that you start a page, then can wait for/invite people to join you? ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 09:48, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Pretty much. or you can just jump in on one someone else started. The idea is you have to try and second guess what people are trying to do and help it go in that direction. I think, or at least that's one way you can play. Up to your self really. Try reading our about guide It might help or it might just confuse matters... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:53 7 July 2008

Orian and Yettie are the new Cajek and Skull! Yayo! And also: what he said. - [18:56 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Really!? Are we that cool!? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:58 7 July 2008

Let's try again... We are so totally that cool! - [19:07 7 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You sure? cos I get the feeling your just leeching of my coolness a bit, riding on the back of my fame ect... Also, you wanna check my reviews off the list? pretty please? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 19:20 7 July 2008

YesTimeToBlog

Here let me know if you like and leave a link to the blog you said you were gonna start. I started this a while ago and I haven't ever got around to finishing it but I'll post bits every couple of days and see if I can actually finish it. I don't know how long it's gonna be either, the plan was that it's be short but I seem to struggle keeping things short. Anyway. biaz. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 19:39 6 July 2008

I know, I've been reading your blog! Very good. I'll drop you a link, maybe on this site (I find Uncyclopedia easier to cope with :-) ) to my blog...when I set it up. - [20:28 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

this one is new. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 20:32 6 July 2008

YesTimeToPopInAndStuff

That bar is fucking annoying, I sware. Its like a giant mustache on the page except it doesn't look dignified or even 'fied. Anyway... how are you? On your page do you mean this RabbiTechno or another? Cheese? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:37, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes I mean that RabbiTechno, but shhh! Don't link to him! You're not allowed to! Also I specialise in annoying thingies. Also also, do you like my new old userpage? Also also also, I'm good thanks, you? - [15:40 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I has an annoying flip out sig thanks to stealing and Spang, it goes in, it goes out, in, out, in, out... and no I'm not linking to innuendo :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:45, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh yes, I noticed, and you have little award pictures, too. Yay innuendo... I'm on my seventh sig now (but it's closer to 15th). :P to you too. - [15:54 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToThankAndStuff

Hey, YesTimeToEdit. Steven would just like to thank you for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia. He really would but right now he's sleeping. Shhh don't wake him...

Thanks for the vote. You cool, cool person you. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:23 6 July 2008

*stamp stamp smash smash* Is he woken yet? Also: congratulations, you deserved it! And yay, the first article I've reviewed that's been featured...Yay! - [10:13 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

/me coughs. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 13:02]

Mmm I just noticed too that the link to TV B-movie is on the front page aswell. Thats like a half feature for my descent article, remember you reviewed that, Hv? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 13:05 6 July 2008

Yeah... that was during that odd little run I had where I was reviewing every other article of yours (I wasn't stalking, I swear!) ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 13:09]

Yeah, and you did an audio for one you didn't review! ...Mmm, I wouldn't mind it's just I'm stalking somebody else. He knows... How does he know!? Seriously though your reviews are good, don't mind really, if you review the next one we can keep the pattern going! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 13:25 6 July 2008

Oh, sorry Hv, forgot that! It got featured...? Now why don't I remember that? Maybe it was during the recent period where I became a lot less active. Oh and Orian hows my reviewy come along (I'm not rushing you - honest)?- [14:36 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Was hoping to do Gladstone's first (he's my noob you see, and his article is much shorter). I glanced at the article though and am having flash backs of Melty Blood. But as it's you the actuall writing will no doubt be much better. I'll get to it as soon as a can. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:53 6 July 2008

Ahhh...good ol' melty! - [15:08 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Actually, Orian. Could you let me know when you actually start writing the review - just in case I want to make a few changes before you start it, and so that I can stop making the said little changes as soon as you start the review... - [15:17 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Sure I'll leave a note on teh page as soon as I actually start. it may be tomorrow. cos I started something new and would like to see where it takes me. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)

NO SIG! HA HA! - [15:25 6 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToThankGodMyHowToWasDecent

See how the expandy bit overlaps right into the edit box?

Yup, can't see anything wrong with that updating. Well done! (Also, it may be that I have expanding sigs disabled, but yours seems horribly broken right now.) ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [5/07 18:53]

It does? Maybe that's because it's a special floating expand...? What's happened to it? Also, yes your how to was quite, er, complicated - but it did the job! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[19:41 5 July]

Yeah, I even have a screenshot for proof, that's how weird it was looking! And yes, I was going for complicated there, it gets easier once you know it. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [5/07 19:46]

Oh yes it should be fine as long as it isn't near the edge of a page. Hmm...anyway maybe I should sort this out. I want to show off all my awards and stuff (cause I'm vain), but I don't particularly like normal expanding sigs because they can go onto another line and I don't want a long sig...Hmm...maybe I'll just use my new 7th sig. Also: The hoosiers, 'ey? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[19:50 5 July]

Seen as how I can't be bothered creating a new header I'll just let you know here that I'll get round to the review tomorrow (or at least start it then) as I havent slept in a while and need to or I'll die (did you see Nezlr's reason for abstaining?) anywho. have fun! Also Hi Hv, like the new sig and thanks for the vote! Hoosiers? I like them. night night! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 19:51 5 July 2008

Just looked at NezIr's abstain...ha ha. I like your ending. It's a good ending. And thanks for the review in advance! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[19:54 5 July]

YesTimeToTellYouWhy

Not deserted, been forcibly removed. School is over, and I don't get much internet time. Soon enough i'll have it for a while, and continue whoring...sorry! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 20:34, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Okay, good! Remember when you whore to whore responsibly and correctly (the way you'd been doing it kinda broke the template)! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[13:10 5 July]

YesTimeToThankYouSincearlyAndSpellThingsWrongly

Hello, YesTimeToEdit, I just thought I'd drop by to let you know that you're my best friend too. No really. Sure you may see this message on other people's talk page but you know that I'm just saying that so I don't hurt their "feelings". You are special. I also recognise that you weren't exactly spoilt for choice on who to vote for But thanks all the same

Seriously though thanks, you're so cool. Now come back, please! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 03:45 1 July 2008

Awww, thanks! And thanks for giving up your RotM for me! I haven't checked over there yet, as I'm working up from the bottom of my watchlist, but if you're not already nommed..you're getting nommed, bitch. Thanks for everything...and also I guess I better make a template or sumin'. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[08:55 3 July]

Oh and just a quick note...I don't wish to sound like a terrible whore and award-slut and shiit, but like could you check out UotM? *cough* - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[08:57 3 July]

I'm already nommed and winning too! Also, Insomnia, got VFH'd and It's doing pretty good! Also I tried pestering Hv again but you weren't here so it wasn't fun. And something else happened and -- Where were you? You just left; you didn't call or say how long you'd be -- how could you!? Also yes I shall Nom you UotM but it'll cost you one (1) For vote on Insomnia to be featured and a statue of yours truly 10 times life size built out of black marble and placed outside bukingham palace. That's not unreasonable is it? I'm glad you're back! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:10 3 July 2008

OK, votes all round...plus you're nominated for UNPotM. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[09:16 3 July]

Cool! thanks. though I'm not sure I really deserve it, not been as active as I really should have been. Have to make up for that. also take a read of this I'm currently reviewing it and I'm not sure how I should feel. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:23 3 July 2008

It's an interesting idea...I dunno, is it funny? Does it make you laugh? Er....SCHOOL'S BROKEN UP INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[11:47 3 July]

Oh noes, your school's broken! Was anyone hurt!? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 12:06 3 July 2008

Yes the raped us. I hope not. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[12:08 3 July]

Oh that's a relief, no one should make it through school unmolested. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 12:10 3 July 2008

Damn right! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[12:32 3 July]

YesTimeToWishYouAGoodTrip

Viva Barcelona is it? Have fun! --UU - natter 16:14, Jun 30

I refuse to have fun! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[16:21 30 June]

/in an unnaturally high voice Why didn't you tell me about this!? Mmm!? We never talk anymore and ah fuck it I can't be bothered with this charade, do what you like. Do have fun wherever you're going, but be sure to vote on my article when you return! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:54 30 June 2008

YOU ARE CONSCRIPTED

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Dear YesTimeToEdit/chron4

Workers' Party Member Jocke Pirat has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

Jocke Pirat

A join-age for a join-age? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[21:23 29 June]

By the way, can the CMC become a member of the Moscow Pact? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[21:35 29 June]

CMC's part of the pact now. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

29/06/2008 @ 21:52

Oh good...I presume that the "adminship" promise is LIES...the er promise made on the page (don't worry I'm not that bothered about it, one way or another). Also, I'll go sign up to your communism. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

[21:55 29 June]

It was true...when the Unsoc website existed (and the grue army had forums there). Now it doesn't exist anymore so I can't give you adminship. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

29/06/2008 @ 22:09

Your revert of my edit to Game:Main Page

'sup, YTTE? I see no reason why you feel you have the authority to remove my fairly innocuous and constructive edit from the page mentioned above, and more generally why you feel you have the authority to make judgements upon which games are good enough to enter that page. My understanding of this wiki from when I last checked was it was a parody encyclopedia (amongst other things) that everyone (well, most people) was free to edit. Your reason for removing my contribution was, as far as I could see, my failure to comply with this approvals system you seem to have set up yourself. I see this system as having no validity, as the page in question seems to be outside your userspace, which means anyone can edit it with or without your permission. tl;dr: You do not own that page. Do not touch my edits (or anyone else's) without good reason. Have a nice day. —PongoV2(talk|cont) 16:37, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Wo! I like doing things calmy...so lets all calm down, yeh? I'm sorry to see that my revert has angered you so much, it wasn't intended to. Yes, I created the game portal and all pages related to it. I'm also, currently the person responsible for looking after this page and all its subpages. When a new game needs to be added to the list, it not only needs to be added to the list on that page, but the recent games. The number of current games needs to be updated, the {{UnGames}} template needs to be updated, and there are a few other little bits that need to be updated...Quite a bit of work.

My revision has nothing to do with the quality of the game, the game looks great. It's just that editing the page directly and adding your game can mean that I lose track of things...I'm just trying to keep everything updated and tidy.

I hope you now understand where I'm coming from, now. I think your reaction was a bit over the top. This is a humour wiki, as you pointed out, so there's no need to be enemies. Please, in future, if you have a problem with anything I do, by all means leave a message...but keep it friendly. I prefer friendly messages. - [20:06 27 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I didn't intend to be unfriendly, I was merely pointing a few things out. I appreciate your work maintaining those pages. I'm not trying to be "your enemy". There are just certain things I dislike, and bureaucracy I percieve to be unnescessary is one of them. I was by no means attacking you personally. —PongoV2(talk|cont) 20:05, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh good. :-) Smilies make everything better. I wouldn't call it unnecessary though, it just helps us keep everything in order. - [20:16 28 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToTestMyNewSigAndThings

Hey. How's things? Yeah that UnProvise I was invited to, I will contribute soon as it is a good idea I just need to figure out who or what I'm going to be, it can be anyone famous can't it? Or does it have to be someone fictional? Also what do you think to my new sig? That hideous green thing I was working with before was just annoying me so I wasted two hours or so creating this. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 03:13 24 June 2008

Oh tey, I likes the sig. However, I'm still not particularly keen with that random image you have...what with its white background. Also that text maybe should be white...or not...or maybe...meh. And the UnProvise: I think a famous fictional character would fit in better, but whatever you wanna do... - [15:34 24 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I like the spinning shape, and I can't get remove the white background and still have it spin cos I'm not clever. If you could do that it'd be cool. And yeah maybe white text... Oh yeah the UnProvise! Almost forgot it. I'll think of something soon. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:54 24 June 2008

*cough* ^{(No nominations, can you believe that?)}. Yuh, getting rid of the spinning shape's background could be quite a bit of work, you'd have to zap the whiteness on each frame... - [20:13 27 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToInviteSomeNewContributers

I say mate, that new Famous Characters UnProvise we're doing is a great idea, but how about extending one or two invitations to some other UnProvisers to join it, just to spice it up a notch? We could really get something great going there. BlueYonder 10:19, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

I'll go and ask SysRq and Cajek to get involved... - [10:25 22 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToBestowAponYouTheCapOfCrabs

I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

Wow! Not as long as Melty Blood, but still bloody useful! Thanks alot, Seriously! As promised my RotM vote has changed (to you as well, I was gonna be an asshole and vote Javascap but I just can't do that now) and additionally I bestoweth apon you my glorious Crab Hat (ha ha you gots crabs now).

The review it's self. Yeah just like to say that the whole slipping into third person was for effect, I mentioned that he felt outside himself, but I'll either change it or make it clearer. And I shall look at the tenses (I'm horrible with tenses, esspecially if I didn't write it all at once). I lso like some of you suggestions, shall definitly take note of them. Finnally, what the hell, Yeetie? Where did you get 8.2453453638 from? In future you probably should round to the nearest 2dp. Finnally part two, I don't care about the "you" thing, I do that and didn't know there was a problem with it. Oh and becarefull where you link to I almost thanked Sissy for nothing.

On an unrelated yet slightly similar note. look what I did last night! I tore my personality in half and now lyle wont go away...

Oh noes! Everyone's getting split personalities now!

No we're not, you idiot! -01:37 21 June 2008 YTTE I Hate <insert name here>! Read!

Erm...anyway, 8.2453453638 was very highly calculated, to match the exact quality of your humour, it wasn't just a random number.... *cough* Thanks for the vote, next month is your month, I pwomise! In the mean time I'll be all nice to you. Do you want some grapes? And thanks for the crab hat... - [12:39 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Oh yeah I forgot to say, yes the first header is what I'll use for the title when I mainspace it and the TV-B movie link was just another article I wrote (that Hv quite liked) and so was just sillyness really. Oh oh oh, yes, also: you didn't like my pornopedia article????? Hv and Sissy did, Hv even recorded it. Also, beleve it or not, I'm not English; I'm British (though i do live in teh far nort of Scotland). And Lyle is so much more than just a split personality... Really it's scary.
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:37 21 June 2008

Scotland? Hm....well...hm. :-) Also I did like your pornopedia article! I just thought Insomnia was better than it (Actualy I thought pornopedia was great!). And I noticed that that TV B link linked to one of your articles...you dirty whore. What do you and Lyle get up to, huh, if he's "so much more than a split personality"? - [14:03 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I'm not gay!!! Read this Lyle Crump Talk 14:06, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Sure, you're not!!! -03:07 21 June 2008 YTTE I Hate <insert name here>! Read!

Little defensive there, Lyle. What I meant was he's a compleatly different person and I can't controll him. Have you ever watched Fight Club? Well he's my Brad Pitt. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 14:09 21 June 2008

I know it's a little scary how unhinged he's become. You're not sure wither or not he's serious either, are you? Read this Lyle Crump Talk 14:24, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm with you, Lyle. I say we need to get this Orian guy sectioned and into a mental institute asap. Any ideas? Maybe you could drug him, while he's sleeping. You do sleep together, right? - [18:40 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I'm not gay!!! and I don't have access to ryhipnol anymore. Maybe just tell him there's an Elton John concert in his bathroom then lock him up untill the men in white coats come to take him away. Read this Lyle Crump Talk 18:49, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

I can read you know. And I'm offended that you think I like Elton John. I like men in white coats though, kinda intelegent looking... Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:58 21 June 2008

Fine then, there's a men in white coats concert on. Why don't you come along? They'll be there in their full kinda-intelligent-looking way. And then we'll lock you in the toilets and Elton John can come and take you away... - [19:33 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Yeah that sounds good! Except who are the Men in White Coats? I've never heard of that band... Is this some sort of trick guys? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 19:39 21 June 2008

Er...it's not really a band, per say. It's just, erm...er...a group of men in white coats jumping up and down and stuff to some old Speary songs. Good by you? - [19:42 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Geeze what's with the stereotyping? I hate Britny Spears more, how about we just have a room full of intelegent conversation? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 20:01 21 June 2008

GRRRR! - [21:23 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToAskIfYouWantMeToCheckAndAcceptNewCows

So, should I be helping with accepting new members, or do you got it covered? =3 VGD >=3 17:45, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Go ahead! I needed someone to cover this, as I'm currently being unbelievably lazy. Thanks :) - [17:47 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Okay. VGD >=3 17:50, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Good work, just a note, though: all of those acceptynesses and the one rejection need to be recorded on this page. - [18:37 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Whoops, knew I forgot something... >_> VGD >=3 20:00, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToWorship

Have you ever heard of the Kine Society residing in the Kine Diary? They're featured in THe Sims 2 for PSP. They worship cows. Nuff said. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:59, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

The Cow Moo Cult, dear sir, is the greatest organisation of all time. - [06:42 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Their rituals are stupider, I agree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:19, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Are you criticising the CMC and the way of the cows? Huh...well are you? I think worshipping Grues is stupider than worshiping cows...huh! At least cows don't exisit, you just picked a real animal. - [15:36 20 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

The KINE rituals are stupider. they make Sims want to throw up. Howeve,r they do the cow thing almost as well. They someoned a giant cow. Which ate them all. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:17, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToDeal(OrNoDeal?)

Heya Yettie. Just thought I'd stop by and say hi, ask how you are, have a cup of tea and some buiscuts, prepare to leave and then remember what I came round to ask you about in the first place: I wrote something! And it's up for review. You may think you know where I'm going with this but there's a twist. If you give me a review of your normal standard I'll change my RotM vote. You like prizes don't you? And if I get good enough advice I may be able to get the article featured. So what say you, Sir Yettie, Deal Or No Deal?
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 21:34 18 June 2008

I can't resist! It's a deal! - [06:46 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToDesparatelyAskForHelp

YTTE, please help! I don't know what to do! Three of the more successful pages I'm helping to work on are facing votes for deletion! Need help immediately! Suggestions, actions, anything! Cows and badgers must stand together! ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

What three pages can I help you with? - [06:56 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToApoligize

I'm Sorry. (ps I made my new sig to show I am sorry.) (One Time Use unless you say) YesTimeTo ^{ApoligizeToYTTE} 19:31, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

YTTE I found the problem   Le Cejak • <16:24, 15 Jun 2008>

Baseball, you need to close your <sup> tag before the image of the baseball!   Le Cejak • <16:25, 15 Jun 2008>

Oh! You're not using a template, are you? Is this a raw signature, then?   Le Cejak • <16:30, 15 Jun 2008>

Thank you! Shake hands and make up? Help yourself to some cheese and biscuits... - [19:39 14 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Can you help me pee on an article.YesTimeTo ^{ApoligizeToYTTE} 23:44, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

So whats up?Founding Member Baseball1614:39, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Nothing much... - [16:17 15 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Join my club please.Founding Member Baseball16

YesTimeToUGotM

Meh. // Berry; speak to me // 14:38 14 June 2008

YesTimeToAskIfICanBeUseful

How do I be useful? I need something to do is there anything I can do for UnPrv? Also what is our current marital status? Sissy gave me an offer I couldn't refuse fast enough earlier today. But I'm just wondering really, you descovered any illegitimate children recently or anything I should know about? Whatever, now I'm just rambling.
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 07:17 11 June 2008

UnPrv needs contributions, new UnProvises and lots and lots of this stuff. Marrital...you? Ewww! Icky! That's gonna give me quite a few nightmares... And only the four illegitimate children so far. - [15:32 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Hey, there is a job you can do for the CMC. It's accepting and rejecting new member requests on User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc/join. Essentially you just have a look at there contributions etc. and as long as they're not a vandal/page blanker (or incredible idiot) you can except them. It'd be really helpful, cause occasionally I'm too busy to accept the new requests. If you think you'd have enough time I can let you in on the secret cow procedure for accepting or rejecting people. - [15:54 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Yeah that sounds cool, sorry about not getting back to you sooner it's just my sleeping pattern is all outa whack and I'm writing several different things at the moment (articles, reviews, blogs and stories). But yeah I want to contribute to Unprv it's just there aren't any good ones at the moment and I can't think of any of my own ideas. Also, yeah, the CMC, I should be able to accept people to it I've been doing a lot of welcoming recently so I think I've got a few people interested. And don't think I didn't notice your sudden change of heart on RotM; you filty award whore you. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 02:49 12 June 2008

Okay the CMC welcoming thing is essentially four steps, you accept them on the join page, add two new announcements on User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc/announce then leave a message on their talkpage and add their sig to the members list. And yeah my RotM vote changed cause I'm selfish and need awards! You're still going to win though, no doubt. :-) - [06:46 12 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Considering that we now both have four votes I think there is doubt. And yes I shall help update the CMC thing when ever I can. Just I'm writing lots of different things at the minute. Have recently been overcome by inspiration for stuff and need to finish at least some of it. hopefully may gat a feature out of it. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 07:33 12 June 2008

Okay dokey, good luck with your stuff! - [15:17 12 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToTalk

CMC:Goodbye I heard dat on de radioz. Translation:I hope you rot in hell, your face smells of Cowba and your mother is fat I want to kill your parents.

 BASEBALL16...wuz here  ^{wanna talk?} 23:18, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Udderz. Also, fix your sig. (Are you using {{subst:nosubst|User:Baseball16/sig}} in your raw signature?) Furthermore, Cow bell. =D VGD >=3 23:54, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Baseball16 if you're actually trying to insult me, using cow slang isn't going to offend me much. Also, why you so angry? - [06:43 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Is it because I am so awesome? If it is I r sorryzz.--Mgr. TuoDecaps ^(talk) Contribs 07:13 11 June 2008

Hey baseball. What's with this, rather scathing, character assassination and threats? What's Yettie done to you? You really need to chill.
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 07:17 11 June 2008

YTTE, do you know if this Baseball16 character has any particular problem with you, justified or not? sirsysrq @ 17:26 Jun 12

I believe he's annoyed with me cause I couldn't adopt him. I think. - [17:35 12 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sounds silly, seeing as how Orian57 has apparently adopted him. Both of you are equally queer, why would there be a problem? The both of you could raise him, seeing as how you're both Brits. (lol no ghey parents allowed in 'merica) I already left him a message on his talk page, I may go contact Mordillo if this really gets out of hand. But for now, I think we'll just see how he responds to the message I left him on his talk page. sirsysrq @ 17:44 Jun 12

Raising a child with that smelly Orian in the household? That would be like fifty divorces every day, the noob's childhood be shattered! - [17:50 12 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Besides, every good Christian knows that gay people have no morals and would raise the kid to be a butt bandit, which would mean that he would go straight to hell after getting a ton of STDs because God doesn't approve of that lifestyle. sirsysrq @ 18:08 Jun 12

Thing what which I hates about these here gay people is that they like want to take over the country adn stuff and they want all the good Christians to die. He'd probably make the poor, little noob suck him off, or something. - [18:11 12 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Why do they want to turn the whole world gay? sirsysrq @ 19:16 Jun 12

...And eat the kids. - [19:20 12 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Goddamn homos. sirsysrq @ 19:27 Jun 12

Daddy, wuts a homoz? Is it a fishy? VGD >=3 19:34, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAskForAdvice

DJ Jasper Here. You have already heard (and confirmed) my game Death Row(or, Escape from Death Row). Other than Mad Libs number and adjective templates, what else can I do to make my game better? 18:12, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

There is only one DJ that gets it here /me becomes all protective of YTTE --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:00, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Almost full marks for a new comer to my talk page! Well done! As for your game, the best thing I can suggest is submit it here, so that it can be reviewed. That should give you an in-depth look at what you need to improve. One thing I would suggest, is try and create your own game templates (instead of using the Zork ones) and customise them a bit... Maybe even a picture to start with of death row? - [18:21 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

I'm also trying to do that, but I (yes, I might sound stupid) still don't know how to create a template. I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh. 18:46, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

A template is just any old page embedded in another page. Why not have a look at the actual template source code? The way you do this is add Template:And then the name of whatever you putt inbetween the {'s. You can embed any page you like, by just using the curly bracket technique. - [18:58 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

If you need help making templates, I'd be happy to lend assistance, at least until I screw it up and I have to ask someone better. VGD >=3 23:46, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, you pee'd on my article UnNews:Obama wins Democratic nomination, Clinton pushes forward with campaign, and I took your advice and wanted to know if you could possibly tell me what you think of the updated version? ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 01:49, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey Sonic, you should really create a new header every time you have something different to say... if you get me. Anyway why don't you go ahead and just submit it to Pee Review again, it'll be best to get a full break down of what's good and what's bad about your article. I don't have that much time to do reviews at the moment, but if I get to it before anyone else I'll be happy to do the second review. Also the article's looking a lot better, and you've got a second image which is good! - [17:33 12 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimToTypo®™©

On your signature, hover over your (talk) link. That is all. • nyp 05:33, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Fixerioned. Thanks. - [06:42 6 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToSeeItDidn'tWork!!!!

Well, I got my new sig, following the instructions you and Modus left on my page, and here is the resullt. Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} . Quite the eyesore, ain't it?

Eh...that's random, well how does mine work...Okay...I think it doesn't subst your time template cause you entered it with the nosubst/subst thing. If you want to try one last time your {{User:Javascap/sig}} should use the nosubst/subst method and then {{User:Javascap/time}} should be entered into your Nickname thing on preferences, like this: {{subst:User:Javascap/time}}. That should work! - [17:17 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Well, here goes. I am going to use this code, {{User:Javascap/sig}}{{User:Javascap/time}} Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}} . Ouch... another headbanger -_-.

Wait... wait... is that... MY GOD! IT WORKS!! Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀17:27 June 5 2008

Who's amazing? I'm amazing! - [17:30 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Wait another moment... it just copies the code from the signature into the page! Well... for the time being I will live with it... but I would still perfer for it to go {{User:Javascap/sig>}}{{<user:Javascap/time}} Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀17:32 June 5 2008

It can't not subst the time template, otherwise the time would be the current time, not the time at which you submitted whatever you're submitting. It shouldn't subst your actual sig, though. What code are you currently using in "nickname"? - [17:51 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Be sure to use {{subst:nosubst|User:Javascap/sig}} or whatever the name of your sig page is. Unless YTTE has you using something else. VGD >=3 15:49, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Yes he's using the subst/nosubst technique. I think I sorted it out for Javascap, now, though. - [16:13 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToAskIfYouWantToHelpWithTheUnSignpost

I'm wondering if you could help me with the UnSignpost. Cajek says I need someone to help me with the UnSignpost and you're it, so what do you say? --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 16:03, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

I guess so! What can I do for you? - [16:08 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Ooooh can we include my "I dare you" meme? That's an awesome idea... :-) - [16:09 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sure. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 16:11, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

How dare you mistype "how"? // Berry; speak to me // 18:23 5 June 2008

That's hardly a meme. How dare you call it a meme, you sick bastard. Only joking of course. VGD >=3 18:58, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

How dare you insult my meme! - [19:00 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you allow your meme be insulted on your talk page‽ // Berry; speak to me // 19:19 5 June 2008

How dare you make it look as if I wasn't responding to your second post! VGD >=3 19:45, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

How dare you confuddle me. - [21:52 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you do it again! VGD >=3 16:33, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToRAAAWR

RAAAAWR!! GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it. Thanks for voting.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:51 Jun 5

Why thank you for that luverly template! Furthermore, how dare you thank me! - [15:14 5 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you vote for my article? How dare you get so indignant with me? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:21 Jun 5

How dare I interrupt your conversation when I'm not involved! VGD >=3 15:09, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

How dare you change my meme to "How Dare I"! - [15:20 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Snowclone! I officially recognize it as a meme! Congratulations! VGD >=3 16:23, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh good! How dare you officially recognise it as a meme! - [06:43 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

The Internet Meme Recognition and Approval Committee has recognized and approved How dare you to be an internet meme. It has passed all the guidelines as listed here.

- VGD >=3 15:54, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Recognition! - [16:01 17 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToGetAnnoyed

didn't i tell you not to invite User:Psmudge to the CMC? you'll regret it now, she's an idiot... ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

Heh, next time can you start a new header, thanks. Also I didn't invite her/him, (s)he asked to join. And I see no reason to reject (s)he. (S)he hasn't made any stupid edits as far as I can see. Why should I have rejected her? - [20:12 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

you know me, i like latching on to other headings lol will try next time (assuming i actually know how); a) she's cowba sheep, and her editting is not worthy of merm-a-ship, plus it's plain not funny compared to such pig bluey awesomeness as Mountain Goat. but whatever... can i start a civil war? you know, Cows for ManEatingBadger against Psmudge? wouldn't that be awesome? ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

As long as it's a peaceful civil war. - [06:45 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

But ultimately, hover here. =D VGD >=3 16:39, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

First of all ManEatingBadger, why are you bothering me. Second of all, none of my pages have been huffed except one which I forgot to take the construction sign off, so I would stop before you complain about my writing. So please just leave me alone. YTTE, I am sorry for any mischief badger boy and I have caused for you. Perfect Smudge

You two just need to calm down. I have absolutely no idea why you hate each other. Psmudge, did you dump ManEatingBadger or something? Anyway let's all calm down and get on...yeah? - [06:43 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Funniest thing I've heard all week, lol... "dump" me, honestly... "badger boy"? that's ManEatingBadger to you! "mischief" lol I'm still cracking up... hate is such a strong word, nope, she's just weird, ask User:Doctadoom. ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

Hahaha that's really funny. Don't worry, ManEatingBadger just doesn't like me for some reason. And yes User:Doctadoom would agree that I am weird, because I am, I don't care (and trust me I'm not as weird as some people at my school). Oh, and I was just trying to be funny about the whole mischief thing. Hahaha. Perfect Smudge

Wo, wo, wo! I'm not having a flame war on my talkpage. You two stop hating each other, it's annoying. - [18:05 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

On the other hand, I don't care if you have it on my userpage. I like spam and eggs like that. VGD >=3 19:54, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

This is so seriously fucked up, lol ~ Mgr. ManEatingBadger

YesTimeToScrewUpUnprovise

I brokeded teh American Sports Movie one trying to add my name and I can't figure out what I did. Sorry. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:27, 4 Jun

I can guess what you did. It's a common mistake. You forgot to close the template tag for the {{u}} template and close the template tag for the UnProvise template. There should be four }'s at the end of the template intro thing, if you get me. By the way, I think you've been doing this, but I'll tell you anyway: remember to write in the past tense and also remember that what you write should be understandable, even if the name tags were taken away. Happy UnProvising! - [17:31 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Ah, that's it. I'll fix it now. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:33, 4 Jun

YesTimeToGiveOpinion

User:DJ Irreverent/Schoolean Algebra - Good, bad or ugly? I kind of wrote it very quickly and I meant it to have a strange kind of spontaneous feeling. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:27, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Hardly ever talk aye? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I talk --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I talk to you --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I talk to you lots --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Like all the freaking time lots --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I do UnProvise --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I do stuff --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I do (when it's legal over here, honey) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Now this is talking --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

See I do talk --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

All the time. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

I...I, uh, see that. Okay I'll add you to the list if you drop and give me twenty push-ups and then give me a special present. - [16:17 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

To quote "I do (when it's legal over here, honey)" that is close enough for now :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

It's always legal over here, honey. - [16:34 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Ooh, can I go over there? VGD >=3 16:24, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

You can come over here, if you want. - [16:30 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

But eww, it's all... British-ey... Although, the people over there are funnier... =3 VGD >=3 23:50, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToDoubleCheck

Just to make sure, I'm allowed to give out Merits on UnProvise, right? I mean, I am special and all. I think. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:56 Jun 3

Of course, but only if the UnProvise is finished (has been branded with the "end" template). Were you thinking of meriting your High School Drama UnProvise? Also: I'm now trying to implement a new UnProvise law: everything should be in past tense, cause it sounds better. Also I think that "Downtime at the Death Star" UnProvise is pretty much finished. - [20:59 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Okay, I'll see if it needs closing/meriting. And not particularly, because it's not finished yet. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:04 Jun 3

YesTimeToBreathe

So clean, so fresh, so natural. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 19:53, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

I did it for you! Also, I bought it some deodorant to keep it fresh and clean! - [19:57 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

YesTimeToDespoil

You saw nothing. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/06 19:51

Edit Conflict: Bad Heerenveen! VGD >=3 19:52, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Aww, you guys! That was quick! I'm sooo happy! Oh and I have to say "It'll never be the same". I kinda wanted my page to get raepified, cause normally I just half archive it...but yeah. Hv, you better have used protection, because I'm not paying to raise a baby talk page! - [19:56 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise