User talk:Orian57/Lyle Crump

User talk:Lyle Crump

Hello, Lyle Crump, and a very good afternoon/morning/evening to you. Thank you for deciding to sign up to Uncyclopedia and I hope you wish to stay. If not, all you have to do is chew through your own fingers and retrieve the key from your eye to escape. Before doing anything though, may I suggest you read the following links?

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Do seriously visit my talk page if you have any additional questions or even if you'd just like to say "hi", I don't bite, honest.
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:53 21 June 2008

On Cows, and Bloodhound Gang?

I didn't do my normal welcome message here Lyle as I know you're alergic to bovines but I'm sure Yettie won't mind. Also Bloodhound Gang? Tool time, Lyle, tool time. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 02:30 21 June 2008

Don't flirt with me, man! You know that creeps me out. And what cows? Where? Don't let them lick me! I'll break out in rashes again! Read this Lyle Crump Talk 02:36, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't flirting! I mean with you? Your old, 'maaan'. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 02:40 21 June 2008

Twnty-seven is not old! and for fucks sake orian your spelling! Your for possesive, You're for 'you are'! Read this Lyle Crump Talk 02:43, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

You're old and pedantic, I can just imagine you sitting at your computer. Long grey hair, hacking and coughing up tar from over smoked lungs and your TV is black and white. Face it Lyle, you're old. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 02:48 21 June 2008

Humph. Not old. I'm not! Read this Lyle Crump Talk 02:48, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Oi! Cheer up or i'll get those cows... Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 02:49 21 June 2008

Cows!? Where!? Read this Lyle Crump Talk 02:50, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh...wow. - [21:25 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

What, can't two people have a conversation about bovinophobia and spelling? Read this Lyle Crump Talk 21:49, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Question

So, Lyle, am I allowed to submit questions via your talk page? sirsysrq @ 23:43 Jun 21

That's what I said isn't it? Or are you trying to be all "philisophical" with this? some sort of "is this a question?" bollocks you get at university? 'Cos you can cut that shit right now. Read this Lyle Crump Talk 23:47, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Damn, I was gonna try to gitcha right there, but you're too smart for me. Besides, universities are for suckers. Now, my question is, what do I do if a boy likes me? sirsysrq @ 23:50 Jun 21

Oh for fuck's sake you're almost as bad as Orian. How should I know? Do you like him back? Are you desperate enough? And, yes, your hair is fine. Your skirt, is ok at the back. Read this Lyle Crump Talk 23:55, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

No, see I'm straight. But I think he's a good guy and I don't wanna hurt his feelings or offend him or anything. Like if I blow him once, will that make me less guilty for being straight? sirsysrq @ 01:18 Jun 22

You can't get out of this without hurting his feelings. You bastard. If you tell him "no" he'll probably feel ugly or something. If you blow him in the locker room and then tell him no he'll have made you his bitch, Sissy. Read this Lyle Crump Talk 01:34, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Eh, that may be what I end up doing. I'd rather be extremely uncomfortable and humiliated than hurt his feelings. sirsysrq @ 02:01 Jun 22

Some people just don't want to be helped do they? I try to solve your problem and you just ignore me. Read this Lyle Crump Talk 12:48, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

/me looks up from blowing some random guy Oh, you're still talking? sirsysrq @ 17:05 Jun 22

Are you trying to wind me up, Sys? Cos you're the one sucking dick and I'm the one laughing. Read this Lyle Crump Talk 17:25, 22 June 2008 (UTC)