User:Lyle Crump
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This user is 27 years old. Woop-ti-doo. |
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This user's IQ is over 123. |
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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is. |
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This user is Single but is currently stalking someone. |
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! |
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This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! |
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia. |
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Ain't no big meaty chunks in this user's thick brown gravy. |
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This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time). |
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This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers. |
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Well I'm a journalist, currently answearing stupid people's questions at the magazine Naked Science, (a friend puts my column up on his dusty corner of the internet to give it more publicity). I'm told that I come across as bitter and resentful but I don't see that, I prefer to describe myself as out-going, fun-loving and other Hyphonated-phrases-that-make-me-sound-likeable. I'm here on Uncyclopedia because the above mentioned friend bullied me into it and in the hope that I can further my career in some way. While here I'll try and help out with minor stuff rather than write articles as I'm just too busy lazy.
If you have any complaints about me be sure to use my talkpage and if you have questions you'd like put into Naked Science again use my talkpage. Finally I'm also somewhat of an agony-uncle so if you have a problem come to my talkpage and we can talk it over. Read this Lyle Crump Talk 
01:15, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
01:15, 21 June 2008 (UTC)