User:Waves
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
I am Waves. Like the sea I am an unstoppable force. Uncyclopedia needs cleaning up. I have come to do that.
If you agree that IRC is counterproductive for Uncyclopedia and should be shutdown ASAP please sign below. This is a serious matter, please treat it like that.
He he he he... - [18:44 31 July] Sir FSt Don 
Yettie
It seems obvious to me. Waves 18:46, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:24, Jul 31
SERIOUS FUCKING? Count me out. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN19:27, 31 Jul
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It seems obvious to me. sir
sysrq @ 20:46 Jul 31
Intrnet: Srs bznz. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:25, Jul 31
intnt: sr bz. - 
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
21:34, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
For. sockpuppuppets • <20:56, 02 Aug 2008>
If you agree that Waves is counterproductive for Uncyclopedia and should be shutdown ASAP please sign below. This are serius bizness.
For. I missed the party, but... yeah. You get the idea. 
20:55, 11 August 2008 (UTC)