User talk:DjGentoo
Contents
- 1 Thank you for your indulgence
- 2 Did I shoot you with five shots, or six?
- 3 QVFD
- 4 hi
- 5 Hey.
- 6 Last Bachelor Party image
- 7 Sorry...
- 8 I thankest you for thy vote
- 9 I'm you! From the future!
- 10 Guess what?!
- 11 For bringing to attention my unjust infiniban...
- 12 Cut me some slack, I'm
lazybusy - 13 Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.
- 14 Hey
- 15 Dear Valued Mafia Member,
Thank you for your indulgence[edit source]
On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish |
Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:11, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Did I shoot you with five shots, or six?[edit source]
Hey, Punk!
You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.
So thanks for the vote.
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
17/04/2008 @ 03:08QVFD[edit source]
Hea there! Thanks for your recent edits to QVFD. Something to note though... That page, like UN:BP and VFD are some of the most sensitive pages we have here at Uncyc. According to the "strict" rules no user who is not an admin or a poopsmith is EVER allowed to remove anything from QVFD regardless of the reason. Seriously, I have seen people banned for it, even if they were just trying to help. Those pages I mentioned above are not to be messed with. If you find yourself in the future wanting to remove something from QVFD, just strike it out and leave a short note saying what has happened. Sorry to nag, but we have to run things like this else we get into all kinds of problems... Have fun. MrN 21:23, Jun 20
- Um, seriously. Don't dick around with UN:BP either. You really think an admin would want you to vandalise a user page??? Take a chill pill, and calm down a bit please. MrN 22:12, Jun 20
- Okay, sorry. Since I added the entry in question, I thought I could remove it, but striking it out seems more appropriate. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 23:32, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
hi[edit source]
マイページを編集しないで주세요 나의の言葉を持っていない限り. Thank you.
Hey.[edit source]
Thanks for your suggestions for my #uncyc thingie. It's far more gratifying to me when somebody takes an interest in something I've written or am writing than a Featured template will ever be. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:02, 16 Jul
- All I ask is you finish it so I can laugh my ass off. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 00:07, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Last Bachelor Party image[edit source]
I hate to sound ungrateful, and I know you had the best intension, and I am grateful for the VFP vote, but I'm not so thrilled with the fact that Jesus' face has been shadowed so heavily. In general Christ's face is always a bit brigthter then the others (being Son of God and all). And the heel that was "floating"? It was because she was thrusting her hips toward Jesus. I just wish that you would have consulted with me before you made the changes. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:01, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
- Restore it then. Either that or I'll change the shading. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:06, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
- I've reverted it. It looks like its going to get featured, and it deserves to, but have you thought of adding some dollars into the outstretched hands of the apostles, PP? :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Or on the table. The shading is the difficult part... » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
- The money is in the outstretched hand of St. Peter, to our left - I did that on my third revision. If I made the money too green or brassy, it wouldn't look right. And remember that Judas has that big old bag of silver to pay the hookers later on. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:55, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
- Or on the table. The shading is the difficult part... » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
- I've reverted it. It looks like its going to get featured, and it deserves to, but have you thought of adding some dollars into the outstretched hands of the apostles, PP? :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Sorry...[edit source]
Dear sir, I am sorry to carry out the offence that have shaken the good name of uncyclopedia. Please forgive me.Hetelllies 02:49, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
- Are you sure I didn't mean RAHB? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 03:01, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
- I'm confused... right now... anyways lalala sorry.Hetelllies 03:07, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
I thankest you for thy vote[edit source]
Prettiestpretty thanks thee for finding her image of |
Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:52, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm you! From the future![edit source]
- D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:18, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
- God, I hope not... » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 23:43, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
Guess what?![edit source]
Welcome to the mafia! Just a few tips, most of the guys (and girl) hang out here, and stay up-to-date on mafia business here. Our Capo Bastone Delegato should help you set up an account at our bank (well, he's been gone for a while - damn feds - so the Don might help you with that. Or he'll make me do it. Whatever works.), and you might wanna stop bye to make a donation here every once in a while. Need help? Take it up to our help department and they'll solve your problems in no time. Business aside, have fun! -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 23:58, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
For bringing to attention my unjust infiniban...[edit source]
Colin "All your base" Heaney has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks again. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:36, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy[edit source]
User:Zana Dark/Templates/Purple Nurples/6
Thanks! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:26, 18 December 2009
Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.[edit source]
8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:
And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:54, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Hey[edit source]
Just wanted to say, keep up the good work, with what you're doing. -- UserTalkContributions 23:30, March 8, 2012 (UTC)
Dear Valued Mafia Member,[edit source]
Dear Valued Mafioso,
I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.
Mafia 2.0 promises:
- MORE violence
- MORE whores
- MORE gambling
- MORE guns
- MORE pointless awards
- MORE positions to be filled
- MORE of an actual purpose
The Mafia Pledge:
The Uncyclopedia mafia hereby declares its intention to be a family business dedicated to welcoming, socialising with and being friendly to new users, in an attempt to integrate them into the Uncyclopedia community, offering help to any Uncyclopedia user who wants assistance and looking to promote merriment within the Uncyclopedia community.
As a current member we are proposing that you should help the Family, once more, by becoming an active member. We humbly present you with the following options:
- Simply reply here, saying you are willing to continue being a member of the Mafia.
- Sign the code {{u|<insert name here>}} here to opt out of the Mafia.
- If you do not reply within ten (10) days you will deemed inactive and stripped of your current full Mafia membership.
- Reply here saying you are willing to continue as part of the Mafia and then request one of the several senior roles within the Mafia that need filling at my office.
As of 21:41 7 August 2010 the following roles within the Mafia require filling. If you would like one of the positions please request it at the above mentioned office.
- Personal Secretary to the Don (with special privileges)
- Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
- Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
- Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)
Yours Sincerely,
Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
[18:29 7 August 2010]