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Listen up[edit source]

You need to earn prizes around here, not rig them. If you or your friends try a stunt like that again, you're all out. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:16, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

welcome to UnNews[edit source]

I deleted UnNews:Man Trapped from Beach "balls" because it's plagarism... you know, copying an article and claiming it's yours? Don't do it. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:54, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:54, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey! I'm Talkin to YOU!‎[edit source]

No really, I am! Did you want that page deleted? Because you created it, you can post in on QVFD with a note saying "author request" and the admins will delete it for you. Cheers. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:46, Jun 26

Well, i had an idea but it didn't work so i just deleted everything. Thanks for telling me. Mgr. ReadmesoonBook.jpg my voice my work vote for me

Er... I may have already posted it, so... problem solved? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:56, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
He's as eager as a beaver that Boomer... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:58, Jun 26
Yes, Thank you, Eager McBeaver. Mgr. ReadmesoonBook.jpg my voice my work vote for me

help[edit source]

whenever i do my sig, i write down the time but it goes to another line, often times in the weird blue thing. What the Hell?

Your sig looks fine to me as of 01:11, 11 July 2008 (UTC)   Le Cejak <1:11, 11 Jul 2008>
Yes, I fixed it. I just didn't take off the help tag. Mgr. ReadmesoonBook.jpg my voice my work vote for me

Let's plot a course to the front page[edit source]

/me shuffles papers around Okay, looking at my idea box, I've collected lots of ideas over the months. I've just started to see your stuff (like unbooks:the judge is making me write this), and I don't know what your style is... Maybe you could finish User:Cajek/Museum of Misery? Really just an article meant to shock people. No collab, it's all yours if you want.

How do I get my ideas... how do I get my ideas... I write down funny lines in my own quotebox: User:Cajek/faves, I've gotten some good gags out of that. I suggest writing down ANY line you think is funny.

Also, randomly read featured articles just for fun not to get ideas for a feature. Also, vote on VFH (but never vote against, hint from a guy who has a bunch of features: it makes people want to vote against on your stuff). Read the articles up for VFH and see what makes something featureable and what doesn't...

let's see... I also suggest exercising your writing muscles as much as possible. Even if you feel like you can't write any more, just write.

If I think of anything else, RMS, I'll call. I'd like to see if you could do my museum of misery thing, but it's up to you. Alright man, see ya 'round!

my sig has a link to a random featured article. Check it out!

  Le Cejak <22:56, 01 Jul 2008>

UnBooks:The Squirrel Grenade[edit source]

Good piece, but you need some formatting and maybe some more pictures. I've removed the ICU tag and put a fix one instead, so you'll have a month to work on it. Good luck. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:52, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

CMC[edit source]

Welcome, Readmesoon, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Long live the glorious CMC! May the Cows forever triumph!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, I hope you can help further the cowy cause! - [21:41 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Response to your questions[edit source]

Well, first off I would like to thank you for nominating me for the Foolitzer Prize. Honestly, to begin with, I found funny articles and tried to make them funnier, but now I scour google news for articles I can manipulate, take for example, the chess piece one, It was originally "Right Wing Christians oppose the creation of Female Bishops", and I though what I could replace Right Wing Christians with, and Chess Piece makers came to mind, because of the chess piece "Bishop"

Some articles, the pictures inspire me, For the one with George Bush and the Prime minister of Japan, I saw the picture and thought, "They are making a secret handshake" and thus, the article was born. However for some articles, I don't actually find news stories to base them on, in my Cartoon Characters are to blame for oil prices, I had wanted to do an article about oil prices and 1983 donkey kong, and I finally got around to making an article for it. Same goes for the Giambi's Mustache one, It just needed to be done. And also I try to make myself do 4 per week, so some I just do to get them in, thus, the guitar hero 4 one was made.

As for the "In the News" part, I know what the template they use is, so I add some of my favorite works to it when I make them, and some of them get added when someone who reads the article really liked it, so they put them up. If you are interested, it is Template:RecentUnNews. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 22:09, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Why thank you, Sonic. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

GRR EDIT CONFLICT! :-) Oh hey, Sonic. How come you're not in the CMC? If you were you could stand for the UnNews seat of Jocke Pirat's Uncyclopedian Senate with the CMC party. Hello again, RMS! - [22:16 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yus - "In The News" is nothing sepcial! :-) Now time for the Sonic80 song! *sings the song* And you're a KUN? My my, the Footlizer rewards well. - [22:29 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Therefore, you should vote for me time to edit!~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey there[edit source]

Alright RMS, let me start by saying this. I think you have a good history ahead of you at Uncyc, as long as you can be sure to take criticism with a grain of salt, and earn the things you'd like to get. For me, getting stuff because you earned it, is a lot more satisfying that just getting stuff. Perhaps I was wrong with the "it isn't about the awards" idea, but here is what is true. If it is about the awards, it's about getting them for things you've done well. Not about just getting them without meaning.

Now, that said, I've just gotten done looking over all your UnNewses. First I'd like to say, you have a lot of brilliant ideas. I don't exaggerate when I say "brilliant," I mean a lot of them are really the epitome of originality, such as the guy suing the sun, the duck drowning, the Hardy Boys one, and some others. I really loved the "black gold" one personally. I thought that was just a brilliant idea. Like I said, brilliant. You've got some magnificent ideas. The only problem I see with most of them is that they're not all that fully developed. And by that, I mean that there's a lot of room for more jokes. The ideas are good in and of themselves, but I think you could have some truly hilarious material here if you built on the initial jokes and added some more jokes to your articles. To be perfectly honest, if some of these were a bit more well built, I would be nominating a lot of them for feature, because I think you've got a perfect idea of what UnNews is all about, and I think, from seeing your ideas, that you have enormous potential as a writer and a humorist. You just need to develop your articles a little more is all. I'd be willing to help out with that if you'd be so inclined to ask for it, though I know you've already asked Sonic and Cajek, and probably some others for inspiration. And that's what this site is about too. There are a lot of good writers here. I was an absolutely shitty writer when I got here, and now I'm a lot better, completely because I talked to and took tips from all the great writers on this site. So by all means, keep doing that, asking for advice and all, and like I said, feel free to ask me any time for help. I'm willing to put aside the past to make way for one of our best future UnNews writers. -RAHB 02:08, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh also I left you some responses on my talk page to your other questions. Wasn't sure if you'd seen those yet, but those were before I'd got to this page. Cheers. -RAHB 02:54, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:07, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

notice[edit source]

i moved your most recent article UnPeotia: The Road More Traveled to UnPoetia: The Road More Traveled due to the typo in the name. however, it then occured to me that you might have done that intentionally for some reason. if that was indeed the case then feel free to revert and/or recommend me to the ban patrol. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:02, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanx ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:44, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Any reason?[edit source]

I'm getting a mention in your latest article? As flattering as it is... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:23, Jul 26

I was thinkin about Hate haet hat, and checking the history of uncyclopedia is the worst I beleive you came up with that? ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia is the worst? Not sure I have edited that except for a revert on some vandalism, I'm not really sure what you are talking about... It's usually not a good idea to have links to Uncyc users in articles though. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:50, Jul 26
Well, I thought you did, but I'll change it to uncyclopedia hater or something. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Hea Dude...[edit source]

It appears that your sig is messing with the counters on some of the voting pages... I think you might need to put a on the end maybe... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:47, Jul 27

  1. I've screwing around with it, but it's not helping. You should check it. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. Duck


Yea, I had a look... I don't use sigexpand myself, so I'm not sure what is going on. If you have an older sig which did not have this problem maybe you could compare the differences. You could also try building it up from a more simple format, and finding out where it is going wrong. If you want to ask an admin, Spang is probably the best with this kinda stuff... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:12, Jul 27
I think I fixed it... You had a few missing tags in there that were mucking things up. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [27/07 18:39]
Heerenveen, you seem to know your technical stuff. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Tony and Ludo thank you![edit source]

Sudoku roll.jpg Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:28, Jul 28

VFP[edit source]

Alright, maybe because I let the first one slide, you didn't get the point. However, this second transgression seems to highlight the fact that you are — shall we say — "a bit confused on the subject". Please do not nominate unoriginal images for VFP. By "unoriginal", I mean that signifigant photomanipulation, or signifigant photo creation must have been undertaken by the person or persons who uploaded an image to Uncyclopedia. Thus, if you go out into your backyard and photograph two squirrles dressed like Roman centurians battleing to the death that's fine. If you find a photograph on the internet of two squirrles, and you use Photoshop or GIMP or whatever to add Roman centurian outfits to the squirrles, that's also fine. But, if you google "Rome centurian squirrles", take the first image you find, crop it, and use the blur tool to correct a minor mistake that the original author made, that is not an original image. Also, when nominating images by others, it is always a good idea to google at least the image's name, and to check the date on any results that you find (if a date is present).

I do, however, appreciate the sentiment of you nominating images, because there are few images currently nominated on VFP. If you could just check for unoriginality before nominating, everything would be fine. Keep up the nominating, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:03, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Unorder[edit source]

To join the UnOrder, one must take a journey of 10,000 steps, or however far away the computer is, and enter their name into an open position. If you want an award, give one to yourself, but only one, because combined, the awards wield the Ultimate Power over small mammals including, but not limited to, the domestic feline, the rat, and the wombat. If you want any special stuff to go along with your membership, or just want to assign yourself meaninglessfull roles or powers, do so immediately, but with great caution, for potatoes do have eyes you know...

Consider yourself spudded. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 01:39, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:54, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit source]

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:45, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

You, My Competitor[edit source]

Are you still active? I need you for my own motivation to keep writing... --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 17:23, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I can be your competitor if you need more motivation!   Le Cejak <20:12, 12 Aug 2008>
I think I'd lose against you in a landslide, though, unless you got some massive ban that the admins forgot about... --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 20:52, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, my computer had some serious virus and adware going on, so I had to fix it. Also, I was blocked for a week. BAN! ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnNewses[edit source]

I have been on vacation for the last two weeks, expect an unnews from me later today though --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 04:40, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Alright, nice to have you back, Sonic!~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Just for you RMS: UnNews:Spanish Olympic Basketball Team disqualified for being 'too asian'. Are you happy now? --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 17:58, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit source]

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:09, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Care to explain this?[edit source]

Special:Contributions/Icyhotpuppet and Special:Contributions/Gunwiththefun. Checkuser says these are more of your socks. However, they haven't contributed since around the time of the other sock fiasco. I'm sure we just missed them, but I have to ask, knowing of your past transgressions. I'm tempted to give a temporary ban, however, the socks haven't done anything bad, and aren't active, and I'd like to hear your side of the story. -RAHB 09:49, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

I Join Your Group, You Join Mine...[edit source]

Please forgive the lag in the enrollment process. The Family has taken note of your request to join, it's just that the Don is extremely at the moment. I'm sure he'll take notice as soon as he returns to Uncyc and you'll be on your way - Regards, -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 02:59, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Please, please, please[edit source]

Can you stop writing virtual copies of other articles, it detracts from the original and the effort you put in. Unidentified man in green firing turret = UnKnown Jedi Council Member, UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It + Insert title here = UnNews:This is an UnNews ect. The mark of a great writer is to find their own style, not this. Please don't do it again. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:10, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, DJ. I didn't mean to copy anything really. I'll try not to, but if something looks eerily similar it was an accident. ~ Readmesoon

Ok, it's getting annoying now...[edit source]

Can you quit spamming around that UnOrder thing? It's annoying. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Aug 22

Sorry, just trying to get members. We need them. But I'll stop now. ~ Readmesoon
In fact, I'm thinking about dropping the hammer on that whole UnOrder thingy. This is too much like the only official order here, which people actually need to write good stuff to earn. But I believe that Sliferjam started that specific one? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:30, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
Per Mordillo. I'm thinking about voting on it. By that, I of course mean, I'm thinking about starting a forum survey that slowly detracts into madness unrelated to the original topic. I expect the UnOrder to be right where it is when the forum is done. Unless Mordillo removes it of course. Which is entirely unrelated, but I wouldn't be opposed to. Maybe I should vote on it... -RAHB 00:08, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008[edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:31, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

I think we have a failure of communications here[edit source]

You were told, very clearly, by ZB not to remore that entry from the Recent Unnews template, and yet you kept on doing that - twice. I'll say it once more then, nothing wrong with a noob putting his article on the recent Unnews template, even if it doesn't stand up to your standards of quality. Do not remove it again. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:50, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

VFD[edit source]

NEVER REMOVE ANYTHING FROM VFD. Ever. Not even if you added it. That's a REALLY big no no. You may well get a 1 day ban for this... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:05, Aug 25

Sorry, man, I didn't knoW! I'm not usually posting things up on VFD so please don't get mad... (or ban me)~ Readmesoon
I should seriously give you another week ban, just because of the sheer volume of fuss recently. Quite honestly, you should be long gone by now. But you're trying your best, I suppose. Just, for the love of God, read the rules on EVERYTHING before you edit it. You're on thin ice with a lot of us here, and I don't want an eager contributor to have to be banned. -RAHB 04:11, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
OK, I'll play it real safe now. I think I'll just nom things for feature once a year or so, because I usually don't get in trouble when I do that. So I'll be uber careful now guys. Just expect to see articles made that's about it now. You guys have me scared. ~ Readmesoon
Not trying to scare anyone. I'm just letting you know to be careful, so that some of the less lenient admins doesn't banish you to the fiery pits of Hades. Please do continue to do things, just make sure you know the drill of everything before you get it going. -RAHB 06:54, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
I'll do the scaring part. What the hell is this suppose to mean?, "kid"? I have never heard the great writers of this site talk like this to anyone, and you, "kid", are not amongst them, if only due to the way you behave to your fellow editors (not to mention other issues you were involved with in the past). You are not on thin ice, you are swimming in the water already as far as I'm concerned. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
I was just coming over here to say the same thing. Mordillo said it well enough. I'd personally like to ban you right now, but being as Mordillo was the first to address this, I'll let him make that decision. If you're still around by the end of the day, the next time you sneeze wrong in my vicinity, you're getting infinibanned. No More Mr. Nice Guy. -RAHB 07:33, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Uh..Question[edit source]

Hi I'm Tameka, can I ask a question please? Um are the accounts on this Wiki free...If so than are you reqired to have an email address? -- 23:20, 28 August 2008 (UTC) Nigga Home Girl

accounts are free, no email required. ...uh, you're welcome.   Le Cejak <23:28, 28 Aug 2008>
Although it's good to have a registered e-mail just in case you forget your password -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:33, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
wait....accounts are FREE!!?? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:18, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Bullshit! The guy in the back alley made me pay like 20 bucks for this one! I thought he was trustworthy... --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:05, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

Temika: Uh...Never Mind..-_-;;.

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008[edit source]

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:28

Hey[edit source]

RMS! What's been going down here? Are you all right? You seem to be getting into an awful lot of scrapes with the law. Is there anything I can do for you? Get you a cup of nice tea? - [12:03 2 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008[edit source]

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 17:13

Important Mafia Business![edit source]

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:21, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008[edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 11:19, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't know what you did, but I don't hate you at least![edit source]

It's true!   Le Cejak <12:45, 24 Sep 2008>

this is my first edit in nearly a month... thanks. ~ Readmesoon

I don't know who you are![edit source]

Want to change that?--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 23:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Call me RMS. I used to be really active, and I used to write a ton of UnNews. I was about to win the Follitzer Prize, but then everyone got all pissed at me. Then I left to Illogicopedia, which I find much better. ~ Readmesoon
Why did they get all pissed at you?--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 23:33, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Well their was this new guy. He was running around making all fo these really stupid UnNews and everyone of them got VFD'd. I told him on his talk page in a rough manner to step it up. All the admins were like "Don't treat our new users like that" and shit. ~ Readmesoon
Why do you care what the quality of his work was? It's not like VFDing is a big hassle.--Chay <Contribs UNSOC Also> 23:46, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
To make it worse, though, he was putting it on the front page news template. It was so annoying. ~ Readmesoon

Howdy RMS[edit source]

Nice to see you back around. Sorry for the delay on this reply, I skipped over your message one day and before I knew it, it was lost in the canals of my talk page. At any rate, I've looked at the article and like the idea. The only issue I find is one I've discussed with you before, and that is the flow of the prose. Some sentences are unnecessarily repetitive, there are some misspellings, and it can become sort of a task to read. You could go one of three ways on that I suppose. A) Scan through it a few times with a fine-toothed comb, and fix it up, B) Have the Proofreading Service do it, or C) I could probably give it a go like I did with your UnNews article that one time. Though how much time I have to do that I'm uncertain of, but I'd be willing to give it a go if I can. -RAHB 23:28, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I think it would be pretty cool if you do it. I don't care how long it takes, because when you do it it just coems out great and that's all I want. ~ Readmesoon
Very well then. I'll try to get around to it today at some point. -RAHB 19:31, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks dude! I've been spending most of my time around Illogicopedia, so it may take a while for me to get my writing abilility back to Uncyc standards again. ~ Readmesoon

Jew Beanie[edit source]

Thanks for the review RMS, i'm glad you liked the article. I would like to ask you about a thing or two. First off, what do you think i could improve in the Impostor Jew Beanies section? I didn't think it was the best section, but i liked it more than Modern Uses, which I felt was the worst section. I added the last line as a last ditch to get laughs. I feel i really need to work on Modern Uses more than I do Impostor Jew Beanies, so if you could give me an idea of what you think i should change that would be really helpful. Thanks again Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 17:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

You're quite right, the modern uses section was rather droll except for the last line. But as for improving the imposter section, I don't have many ideas. Potentially you could mention the little beanies with spinners on them, and say how lame the little boys who wear them are? ~ 17:33, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Lol[edit source]

It's an advertisement.

Yay you!

... Because you might be one of those pro people who go to UnBusiness! Yay you again! Two apples for you here! You better help at UnBusiness, because you got these apples.

Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 09:13 ...with savings! Yay you indeed. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling Brute! It's 09:13 ...with savings!

Thanks[edit source]

Award from UN:REQ[edit source]

Thumbs up2.jpg

This user created Endor, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

MadMax 18:01, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Um[edit source]

Is there any reason why the hell you were typing that article in my userspace? Staircase CUNt 05:48, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Wow! My god, I'm really sorry. I typed that in thinking it was mine, your name just struck me because I was cruising around VFH and saw your name I think. Anyhow, it was a big mistake, I was planning on putting that in mine. Could I just move it over? ~ Readmesoon 05:51, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, ok. I thought you though you were me or something. Anyhow, I put it on QVFD, so you can copy it over to your userspace or something before it gets deleted if you wish. Staircase CUNt 05:54, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Alright, I'll do that. Sorry for the mix up! ~ Readmesoon 05:59, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:02, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Illogicopedia[edit source]

You told me I should make an Illogicopedia? Funny that, because I do have an Illogicopedia. It's me, Galanoth! I wrote Dancing Dog and YouTube Comments! -plot twist-! --SadisticWolf 11:51, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

Whaaaaat, Galanoth, what the helk are you doing here ~ Readmesoon 15:56, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

Fantasy Football[edit source]

You are up in the draft sir, you have 24 hours to make your pick. Forum:Uncyclopedia_Fantasy_Football_Draft_2010#Round_1 -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:07 EST 6 Aug, 2010

Remember me?[edit source]

Indeed. Do you? Well hello, anyhow. - [21:08 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

Hah, YTTE. Yeah. how's the mob going? ~ Readmesoon 23:11, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, it's dead. But actually I've been formulating plans to reinvent it, as I just described to Meth (remember/know him?): Do you remember the mafia? I was thinking about reestablishing that. Unlike the other usergroups around at the moment that focus on writing and rewriting articles I suggest the mafia could be a community usergroup. As in a usergroup that is concerned with the health of the community, especially in the light of the recent butfuck (this is the correct collective noun, I believe) of drama and unhappiness. I am (obviously secretly just making a lunge for unparalleled power and such) hoping users could turn the mafia into a group that helps foster happiness and good relations, as well as assisting noobs (almost alike a collective adopt-a-noob) and anyone who needs general assisting. I don't know. Pipe dream? - [23:21 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
I'm not concerned with Uncyclopedia's community health, as all it has done to mean is take away precious hours of my life and get me addicted to saying 'cocks'. But the articles are funny. ~ Readmesoon 23:47, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry, I was not trying to rope you in. Just since you asked. The articles are, indeed, funny. - [23:51 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Well, I've been detached from this site, I don't really do anything here anymore (check my contribs). I go to Illogicopedia now, much more suitable for idiots like me. Also, our new spoof news site No Ammo News is going well. And school's coming. /sighs ~ Readmesoon 00:28, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Oh school, don't remind. And wow that site does look good...And what exactly is the difference between illogicopedia and uncyc? - [00:33 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Uncyc is more serious, a more formal parody that is satire and actual humour, whereas ?pedia is sort of like Uncyc's retarded twin brother, it's more about nonsense than actual, organized humour. I like it better, i can write like an idiot and people like it. Uncyc has way higher standards, for instance, hardly any articles get deleted at ?pedia (only spa and vandal articles, really) whereas numerous articles get blown away daily here. Also, No Ammo is great shit. ~ Readmesoon 01:05, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Ahh, I standards! Well it sounds intriguing... - [01:15 7 August 2010] TheYetTalk

UFFL 2010 Kickoff[edit source]

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Okey-dokey.[edit source]

YOUR TURN! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 01:54, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

I made the league[edit source]

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:43, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

I made the league[edit source]

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:42, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Dear Valued Mafia Member,[edit source]