User talk:Taco Wiz

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~ Readmesoon

pee review

i can't seem to find the article that you requested a pee review for here. does it exist? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:56, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

UnNews

OK, Taco, let's get something stragiht. I've tryed telling you several times to tone in your UnNewses before you put them on the Recent UnNews template. You should really do that, because your latest article is only one paragraph long, and not to mention it is a horrible little article. So, until you start making some quality UnNewses, don't put them on the recent unnews template. That's is what I did, and look at me now. Nominated and probably going to win the Foolitzer Prize, awarded to those who write the best UnNewses every month. You get the rewards by toning the skills, kid. And by the way, I did twenty, you heard me, twenty UnNews articles before I started to place them on the template, just to make sure I was experienced enough. Anyway, back to the subject, perhaps once you make a new UnNews, refer to me, and I'll tell you if it is good or not and what it needs to be improved. Also, make sure you make long articles that at leats go past the picture. If you can't do that, Than the article sucks. Get it? So, you need to work on the UnNews, and once you do, you could be a fantastic writer. But you really need some fresh ideas and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more content for them. So, whenever you make a new article, refer to me and I can give you answers to all of your questions. Sincerely, ~ Readmesoon

• Wow, that's fresh. RMS, you've violated rule 2 one time too many in my view. ~ 07:07, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Taco, feel free to ignore that very bizarre message left for you. Most of us know how to treat new comers with a better attitude. If you need any help, feel free to drop me a line. You can also ask for a an adoption by one of the experienced users here. Good luck. ~ 12:38, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Like me! - [11:46 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

A Formal Appology (kinda)

Taco Wiz, I must say that I am truly sorry for the comment a bit above. I must have been drunk, or perhaps extremely high on coaine at the time of writing. Anyway, the message is stupid, rude, and ultamitely probably the worst thing I have ever done on this webite. Hopefully I did not offend you like I did some other people. Just go ahead and be yourself, go out and write and let your creativity flow. I'm sorry if I made you feel bad for doing that, but just let me say that I am extremely sorry for previous actions against you. Hopefully you and the website can forgive me of my horrible sins, but I doubt the website will ever forget this one. Anyway, I wish you a good career on this website and that one day you can become a magnificent UnNews reporter. Sorry one more time.

Sincerely,

~ Readmesoon

Johnny Test

I just restored it and moved it to User:Taco_Wiz/Johnny_Test. --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 03:34, 27 November 2008 (UTC)