User talk:SadisticWolf

Ahem

I don't know whether you caught my response to your message on my talk page, but I can see you've made more similar articles to the one that the message was about. If you haven't read my response, please take a look at it. If you have, then read it again. Thanks. -RAHB 01:05, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

And now I see you've also removed my maintenance tag without putting in a substantial enough amount of edit. Not helping your case all that much.. -RAHB 01:22, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, sorry if I came down a little hard on you. I appreciate your decision to make an improvement at the site though. You know, you can always start any article in your userspace, which your userpage tells me you probably already know. But if there's any questions you have about that, feel free to ask them. Don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure there's some hilarity just waiting to be written somewhere within you. Most of my early articles were deleted too, and now I've got adminship and a bunch of shiny things. Anyways, I'll delete your articles if you're sure you want to get rid of them. Just let me know if you want the content restored to your userspace, as you can keep it and work on it there for as long as you want. Any other questions feel free to ask, and good luck. -RAHB 00:43, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Delete them. Fresh start for me :3 --SadisticWolf 16:35, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Merzbow

Your most recent abomination has been deleted. For any questions, please talk to the admin who pwnt you lol. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:56 Apr 27 2010

Nigga bish didn't let me finish. --SadisticWolf 16:58, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

If the re-created article, as it exists right now, came back to mainspace, I'd nominate it for deletion. It reads as though it was not written to amuse but to describe a certain "53-year old man" in code; in other words, vanity-or-cyberbullying, depending on your age. Other problems are that the writer sometimes writes in the first person, and the parenthetical note is as though he really gets a kick out of talking to himself, and where's the photo? Not yet of general interest. Let me amend that, not yet of interest to anyone else. Spıke ¬ 20:50 15-May-10

It woulda passed at Illogicopedia, that's what sparked me to write it. Mind you, I could have made text sound effects ("BOOMBOOMTHWAGKTHWAGK") and it woulda passed at Illogicopedia. --SadisticWolf 21:17, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Assuming you know where you are at present, I'm just telling you what would make it fail here. Spıke ¬ 23:48 15-May-10

Yeah, I've started reading some of the earlier features from 09/08 for inspiration. --SadisticWolf 17:02, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Evenin'

I wonder if you've noticed QVFD yet during your wanderings around the wiki? If you find any new articles that look to be worthy of immediate deletion, you can add them to it - they're more likely to be deleted that way than if you make a comment on their talkpage. Thanks for highlighting that last one all the same! :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:37, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks :3 --SadisticWolf 18:41, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

In furtherance to the Rabbi's comment above, the Uncyclopedia Conspiracy article was exactly the sort of thing that you should use QVFD for, since VFD is for older articles, have a quick read through the deletion policy and it should make things clearer. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:24, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Really sorry about that. I'm from the ol' Illogicopedia, the rules are much more relaxed. In fact, you can pretty much slap a template on an article that says "DELETE THIS PLZ" and they do. Not to defame Illogicopedia or anything. I'll get the hang of this Uncyclo-thing, I swear. --SadisticWolf 20:06, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Of Pepsi and Cola

I did your review and I highly encourage you to read it and not be discouraged by the low scores (I was told to stop giving high scores, so some of it may just be me adjusting). Your article has a great base to it, but it needs some more writing added to it. I'd really like to read this article when you've rewritten it. (If you're thinking of getting this on VFH after rewriting this, I'd wait a few weeks until people are ready to vote for "non-encyclopedic" articles again. A wizard did it really pissed off some of the voters.) Good luck!--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 06:13, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hi there, friend!

Hey, I really liked your snake article. I think it has potential. There are a few little formatting tricks I'd like to try (footnotes, that kind of thing) if you're interested. I think it has potential for some serious humor.User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:46, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I made a few small changes, plus I added an image. Let me know if you like them!User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:09, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Theenks!

Theenks for the note ^ ^ i just wanted to raise the point that adding that header to that page is a little silly.User:Sephirothwolf/sig 16:31, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

"Parting is such sweet sorrow." said the Red Sea.

Striker2117 and Black Moses thank you for your vote! Without you, the Red Sea Parting Method could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 02:36, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

First award of my Uncyclo-life? Shweet. --SadisticWolf 09:22, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

USBM

Isn't US Black Metal great? Between Xasthur, Judas Iscariot, Absu, and the two almighty ones, Leviathan and Wolves in the Throne Room, Black Metal from the Untied States stands tall.

That said, Xasthur is only the name of the the group. It is not the name of its sole member. His name is Scott Conner who goes by the stage name Malefic, not Xasthur.

Also, Nocturnal Poisoning is the best Xasthur work.

--Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:55 PM 6/3/10

Te only thing putting me off about Xasthur would be his choked off sound. It's sorta frustrating for me because I like my songs to sound clear so I can hear all the instruments - I'd think if he was showing off how he can play all the instruments then he'd make them clear enough to hear. --SadisticWolf 08:53, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Well again, he's certainly not as good as say Leviathan.--Wilytank 22:56, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, awesome. --SadisticWolf 09:20, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Hello my friend!

I reviewed your article. AHAHA I BET IT WILL BE ROLLBACK'D OR SOMETHING.    zheoliel   17:44 June 4

Hello

I just reviewed your Snake article. On the whole, I thought that you did a good job. What you lacked in quantity, you made up in quality. Just expand on a few points (I outline them in my review) and it could be even better.--Username18 08:48, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

Talk pages

Don't create them for articles that are obviously going to be deleted. It just leaves the admin who deletes the page with a bit more work to do. Add the page to QVFD if you want to help out, otherwise leave it alone. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:35, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Sowwyyyy. --SadisticWolf 16:54, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

'Tis fine, hey me and some of the guys are heading down the village dump to do some oppression and crushing of free speech, want to come? --ChiefjusticeDS 17:23, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Sure. --SadisticWolf 17:25, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

That's what we're doing at the dump? /me puts my clothes back on, disappointed--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 06:41, June 07 2010 UTC

/me takes them back off again... actually, there's something I need to tell you... --SadisticWolf 18:42, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Please talk for as long as you like...--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 06:44, June 07 2010 UTC

I wrote a thing here, but my computer failed and didn't save it. --SadisticWolf 18:52, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hi there again friend!

Just letting you know I nominated your snake article for feature. I hope you don't think I did so too premature. You can view it here Good luck! User:Mrthejazz/sig 18:30, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah. First thing I write and it's nommed for feature? Lovely. --SadisticWolf 18:31, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

honestly

Do you honestly think i could care about your childish statement on what I think,???? i answer no, because it seems that whatever i would say would NEVER sink into that thick skull that I DONT CARE, i wrote that as A TOUGHT of MY OWN and some if even one would think he has a point woop for me. Unless your an Admin in which case a bit more professional service would be cool and if not please get the point I DO NOT CARE.

... --SadisticWolf 14:26, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

DID YOU HEAR THAT HE DONT CARE? HE HAS A TOUGHT OF HIS OWN.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 04:31, June 12 2010 UTC

Massachusetts

I reverted your addition of a quote. They may have sung it on Family Guy recently--Certainly no one remembers its original invention as a corny song in tourism advertisements. But you gotta do better than chronicle jokes about Massachusetts told elsewhere. You gotta actually tell jokes. Spıke ¬ 17:40 10-Jun-10

I thought it was kind of a fitting quote. Also, a lot of quotes on Uncyc are from TV, so if you want I'll delete those on sight when I see them, although I thought they were okay to do. --SadisticWolf 17:52, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

I don't want you to go around trying to make articles consistent. I'm not an admin, and the admins I've met run like hell from written policy to be enforced against unwilling pages. All I'm saying is that the quote you added might have been funny on Family Guy, but it wasn't especially funny when added to this page. Spıke ¬ 17:55 10-Jun-10

Fair enough, good sir. In future I shall add only quotes that are original content. And it wasn't really funny on Family Guy either. It was one of those random interjections. Like that time I got a salmon helmet from Muhammad whilst wearing a toga. --SadisticWolf 17:56, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Always pleasant talking with you after a revert...It always eventually comes out that, "Aw, it wasn't funny in the first place." Was it a toga party at which Muhammad (pbuh) picked up the Jail Bait? Spıke ¬ 23:36 10-Jun-10

Yeah. Muhammad (pbuh) had some dirty haram sex. --SadisticWolf 11:38, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

No, SPIKE certainly isn't an admin, and here I am, not running like hell. He's a super-active user, but I am his lord and master, able to ban him at will, for I am an admin. Take whatever SPIKE says with a grain of salt. I suspect he's part of a sleeper cell planted by Wikipedia. And he's not even from Massachusetts, I am. So, fuck you, SPIKE. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:17, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Shortening

Good for you, the shortening thing. The last couple days I took an ax to Capitalism and a good slice out of John Lennon, two pages which are and were swimming in stupid. Take another whack at John Lennon if you'd like, maybe together we can chop that tree down. Aleister 12:22 11 6 MMX

"take another whack at John Lennon". lol --SadisticWolf 12:30, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

I saw your thread on Newgrounds

Congrats on having the gusto to associate with Uncyc outside of Uncyc.

Oh, and ED is better. --EMC ^[TALK] 19:56 Jun 11 2010

Pligga nease! How could you even say ED is better? Watch this: desu sparta mudkips lolololol boxxy dox irl scientology hacked cockjoke nigga loli cumstain basement dwellers 9001 spartaaaaa - I just wrote the next ED masterpiece.. --SadisticWolf 20:52, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

 For. --EMC ^[TALK] 10:09 Jun 12 2010

 For. --SadisticWolf 10:12, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

For Boxxy. Aleister 10:25 12 6 MMX

 Foar everywun frum Boxxy. --SadisticWolf 11:44, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

 Longcat approves User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:57, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

 I'ma let you finish --SadisticWolf 18:51, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

 Smeggy alpaca leavings Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:21, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

 Against. Too coherent. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 5:08 PM 7/6/10

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The Berzerker

Your article The Berzerker has been nominated for deletion by me. Some people are suggesting that it be moved to your namespace. If you even still care about the article, tell them. Otherwise, it will probably get killed. --Wilytank 14:34, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

I don't care about that version. I've gotten slightly better at writing so I'm gonna wait for it to get raped from the face of the universe, then write it again. --SadisticWolf 14:25, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Why are you making edits!?

DON'T YOU KNOW THE POOL IS CLOSED? Love,  

I don't care! I'm still going! Nobody understands me! -sniff- SadisticWolf 11:00, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Unrelated to my earlier comment

Why do you call yourself SadisticWolf? Love,  

It's the first thing I thought of.

Related to my earlier comment

Is there something we should know about you? Love,  

You should probably know that I have a tendency to forget to sign my posts. SadisticWolf 11:14, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but did you remember to bring your riding crop today? Love,  

I did not. --SadisticWolf 11:17, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Here, you can borrow mine. Love,  

Thanks. --SadisticWolf 11:20, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Quick question

Did you remember to bring your riding crop today? Considerin' you forgot it yesterday, I figured I'd ask. Love,  

That I did. However, I am a wolf, so the idea of riding poses a few problems. --SadisticWolf 15:14, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Related to your earlier comment

That's not what riding crops are for! Love,  

Still, I am a wolf, so the idea of most human functions poses a problem for me, as I am quadrapedic. The only reason I'm even typing right now is because of a scientific breakthrough involving two dead fish, a riding crop and a pint of beer. --SadisticWolf 10:56, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

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