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Yes it's that time of year again! A survey to see how many people there are actually wasting time on the site! Simply sign below if you are a user! ...! !! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:56, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Sign Here

1. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:56, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
2. --Sycamore (Talk) 13:57, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
3. Even though I still claim I only stick around for the donuts we get every morning. This one's cream filled! Wanna bite? -RAHB 14:03, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
4. I have learnt never to respond to someone on the internet asking "wanna bite?". Such things can get out of hand. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:02, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
5. Whut? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:58, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
6. Against -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:07, 6 Aug
7. Huh? Why do people keep waking me up? Further question of some kind? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:29, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
8. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 17:32, Aug 6
9. Feature --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:47, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
10. icu — icu-s — dead — mtu — rw — exp — ugly — stub--<<>> 18:26, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
11. Saying I waste my time on this site is WAAAAY overestimating the worthyness of my time. You can't waste anything if it isn't worth anything in the first place. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:29, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
12. lol, i are a user? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 18:41, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
13. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:06 Aug 06, 2008
14.   Le Cejak • <19:41, 06 Aug 2008>
15. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
16. --Not TheLedBalloon. I'm inactive. I mean, he's inactive. He couldn't even post here because of all that inactiveness. 20:07, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
17. I'm active. I just wrote/whored a new article. -- remarkable Ape (pasteurise) (Riot Porn) 21:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
18. MrN 23:12, Aug 6
19. I suck. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 23:15, Aug. 6, 2008
20. Grak! Verp 23:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
21. Does writing articles count for being active? --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
22. I'm becoming less active. --UU - natter 08:24, Aug 7
23. Does whoring your latest work count? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
24. Yay! I found the internet! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:35 7 August 2008
25. I, too, have a recollection of the Smergs. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 08:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
26. FWIW NaturalBornKieler (talk) 09:56, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
27. What? Where? --THE 10:29, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
28. Partially active I suppose (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 7, 10:41
29. Cheese robots. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:02, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
30. Argh, I was totally going to do this. - [12:38 7 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
31. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:21, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
32. SPARTA --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:46, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
33. .sirsysrq @ 02:17 Aug 8
34. I wrote a pee a week or so ago. But my current work (tentative title: BIG FAT MASTERPIECE) is becalmed. ----OEJ 15:51, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
35. Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:54, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
36. --LOLsupreme 16:27, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
37. Slut -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:12, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
38. ----iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism 22:13, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
39. AlkalineAvril 22:28, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
40. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:09, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
41. -- OOH OOH PICK ME PICK ME!!! Chocolate Rain 18:38, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
42. Well, I haven't been super-active lately, but I'm around. pillow talk 19:16, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
43. This is the worst list ever. RadicalX (Holla!) 15:18, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
44. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:15, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
45. Active enough to notice this page. ~ Chair. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek 19:16, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
46. I am TOTALLY active. Even though my activity is about the same as a 2 year old dead fish in a coma. IN HD!! -- Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 18:23, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
47. I'm so totally active. I'm so active I eat DanActive yogurt. And I might occasionally elect to spell it yoghurt like in the Ramona books. Heck no techno|talk 19:50, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
48. Isn't the bandwagon fun? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:46, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
49. I'm so active I use ActiveX! Because it sounds cool, and that means it must do something awesome. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:57, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
50. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:28, Aug 18
51. Waste? WASTE?! That's such a horrible word! It's so...UN-green. I'm ecologically-friendly, so I don't waste my time here. I recycle it. -VoixMortelle 04:15, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Now, for my ingeniously evil plan of getting all of these people to vote on VFH....Mwahahaha. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 13:26, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Inactive Users Sign Here

1. fp --Sir gwax (talk) 22:31, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

So heres another idea

While everyone is off wondering who is still active and everything, I've always wanted to know all the edits everyone has. Stuff findable from Special:Editcount. If you feel like it, list how many total edits you have and compare them to whoever else cares.

I have 6,309. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:30, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

• About a million. Nah, just kiddin', just joshin' ya man. No, I've got 7,204. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:43, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
• 6,543--Sycamore (Talk) 19:57, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
• Tenhundredmillion. Seriously. I've got so many that the computer just says "Dude". Then it gives me a high five. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:50, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

All that time on the forums finally paying up eh?--Sycamore (Talk) 20:54, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Obviously. That, and my sandbox and mainspace and user and usertalk. I'm out of control! The army tried to stop me, but then I climbed the Empire State building. I was all "Rawr!" and swatting down airplanes 'n' shit. It was cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

It's a terrible addiction:)--Sycamore (Talk) 22:31, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

25,075 for Modus according to the editometatorerer --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:01, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

• 1,017! w00h00! Beat that! SUCKERS! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:59, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
  • 1,017 factorial? That's approximately 4.68*10^2618 edits! Good work Woodburninator! --Sir gwax (talk) 17:09, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
• 16,806 for me. I'm still not even close to MadMax, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:55, Aug 8
• 3,808 as soon as I save this. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:05 8 August 2008
• 6,496 I'm still inactive though. I swear. -RAHB 22:40, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
• 7,594 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:41, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
• You know you could just look at a list of people with the most edits, from most to least? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:11, 09 Aug 2008
  • And I could do this....how? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:14, Aug 9
    • [1]. Top 500 users from most edits to least. Non-admins might have to change that last number to 50. Shouldn't be too hard to work the list out. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:47, 09 Aug 2008
      • P.S. Someone should teach this Modusoperandi fellow how to use the preview button. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:51, 09 Aug 2008
        • Hi Spang. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit (...over and over and over again...neurotic...must be perfect...force words to be more funny...formatting...formatting...no, that comma goes over there...sleepy...so very sleepy...). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:11, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
          • I'm better than Tompkins?? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:27, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
            • No. Also, Benson is better than you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:07, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
        • Holy crap... I've got more edits than Hymie the Spellcheck bot? FTW!--<<>> 11:07, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
• 3,781 beeyotches! And that includes this edit! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:48, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
• 16,815 - Although, to be fair, about 1,000 of those are AWB-assisted. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 05:14 Aug 09, 2008
• 17,189. A p. fine number, imho -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:20, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
• 5,000 exactly, though I did bribe a few servers to get it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:28, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
• 5,714 (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 9, 09:53
• 8,626. Mediocre. 448 image edits, I wonder how that stacks up? ----OEJ 23:13, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
• 4,055. Whatever. sirsysrq @ 00:25 Aug 10
• 11,360. For fuck's sake don't tell my boss... --UU - natter 08:17, Aug 11
• 5,065 Edits (including this one)
  2,014 Deletions
  510,594 Folding Points
  --Sir gwax (talk) 17:02, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
• 7 edits. Seven edits, seven FAs. Eat that, bitches. pillow talk 18:57, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
• 584 edits. I'm afraid to put my newest in peer review lest they be VFD. Some need images. Simsilikesims 21:14, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

  Didja try Image Request? How about Google? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

• 228 edits only. But then, I'm just a German Uncyclopedian wandering in here now and then. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 21:33, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
• 9,108. Whoo, I have a number divisible by 99! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 19/08 21:54

Fun trick

I found a fun thing you can do with sir DJ Irreverent's signature. Bring the cursor slowly upward under the left side of the Noob Award picture in his signature. As soon as you make contact with it, a tilde appears between DJ and Irreverent, moving everything over to the right. The picture of the Australian flag is not as wide as the Noob Award, so his signature is no longer in contact with the cursor. Because it is no longer in contact, the tilde goes away, bringing the Noob Award back in contact with the cursor, bringing back the tilde. This sets up a wild osculation in his signature. Like I said, bring the cursor up under the left side of the Noob Award so it is just making contact with it and watch his signature get twitchy! Grak! Verp 07:27, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

ha ha! so cool. 79.75.153.179 13:49, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Defective fun! You know that is lead paint to. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:51, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh! Oh! Oh! don't stop! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:07 10 August 2008

EwWWWwwwWw NO, that isn't covered in the warranty --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:58, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Good work. Your prize is this dog. And by that, I of course mean nothing. sirsysrq @ 16:16 Aug 10

Nobody notices the secret trick in MY sig :( T_T D: O_O   Le Cejak • <16:21, 10 Aug 2008>

__NOCAJEK__ --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:28, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh wow. You just entertained me for...11 minutes. Wow. Fuck my life. Heck no techno|talk 01:39, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Woah...it didn't just make the signature twitchy. It made the EVERYTHING underneath the sig twitchy, all the way to the bottom of the damned page! ...Trippy. -VoixMortelle 04:19, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I've decided the new system for catching spammers sucks. I CAN"T PEE REVIEW NOW. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr.Redirector (talk • contribs)