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Welcome to my Talk Page. You can get yourself clean, have a good meal, or basically do whatever you feel. As long as you do it below.

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I really take offense to your G.I. Jew

Dear RadicalX,

Re: your G.I. Jew cartoon. I think it's highly offensive to the Jewish State of Israel. I mean, you think you're funny or something. But we're at war. Our soldiers and the Israeli Defense Forces can't afford your demoralizing satire. Please remove this immediately or face a complete boycott/censorship by the Powers that BE!

A Jew for Zion.

Dear Jew,

You've made me see how pathetic and useless my life is. However, the God of Israel has boycotted me for years, and hasn't changed the fact that everything can be satirized, including Him. I've got all kinds of hells waiting for me, so threats of further boycotting and censorship don't bother me in the slightest.

Please enjoy not looking at anything I do.

R (Holla!) 02:34, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

muhahararar /me coughs violently. That was fairly amusing. Allow me to give you support from the sane side of the Jewish state. Also, since that IP came from Texas, allow me to support you from being the only Israeli in this conversation, and being ex IDF and being the one who helped you to spell the Hebrew on the cartoon correctly. So yes. Carry on. ~ 14:06, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Begin Your Message After the Tone

Hey you :) One of yours... keep or kill? Ta -- sannse (talk) 18:15, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Me

I ... live......again.....R (Holla!) 17:35, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

HEY!`

Where'd you go?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:05, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas! The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:22, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:18, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas RadicalX! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

WotY Image

Hey there Image Guru. I was just wondering if it'd be too much trouble to get a Writer of the Year trophy image for myself, as 2007's apparent winner. Right now my template has the potatochop'd image in it, and that's not as cool as STM's or Hardwick's. I need to be cool too damn it! :) Thanks. --THINKER 16:04, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

I dunno...looks pretty cool to me. =P You want me to do it up special like the others, though, huh? I think I can do that. =) R (Holla!) 15:45, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

An award.

The Clorox Award Clorox pours a gallon of himself on you! Congrats! Awarded for making an image about me

--Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 15:23, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

It's you!

I saw you edit thar.--<<>> 12:31, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

It's true! I do actually come around here sometimes and occasionally actually do somethin'...hehe R (Holla!) 17:59, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Lies!!!! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

He didn't say it was something useful -- sannse (talk) 14:32, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey

Let me just say your articles and images are awesome. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:51, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Okay, I'll let you say it. =P Thanks! I haven't done much for a while, but I'm still lurking in the shadows. R (Holla!) 15:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Can I have your babies? ~ 15:08, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, already taken. I used my first born to buy gas, and my unborn second to pay the mortgage. =P R (Holla!) 15:12, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Damn. /me goes to sulk in the corner ~ 15:13, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Wow! Does RadicalX really exist? I thought he was just a myth told by Zombies hoping their children will grow up to be great photoshoppers. MrN 15:16, Jul 30

Did you know about the pooty odor and Lysol?

Hey, I didn't know if you knew about this, but in the 1950s Lysol was heavily advertised in Women's magazines as the cure for Feminine (Vaginal) odor. And they weren't pushing that yellow Lysol - they were selling women on that nasty brown Lysol that you clean nursing homes with. I could scan you and copy of one the ads if you would like. I wrote the bio of Mrs J - one of the unnamed women who suffered from this problem in an ad as well. No wonder our mothers are fucked up. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:06, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I'd considered adding a 'History' section to the page where we could discuss such things. I have seen those advertisements before, and...man..some are downright evil! R (Holla!) 23:39, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Your signature

I, an important admin-type character, am hereby taking issue with your recent use of User:RadicalX/sig on the VFH page of the article Megadeth. Amend your signature in accordance with Uncyclopedia:Signatures or face immediate castration via telekinesis. Yours in being an important admin-type character, ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk]

Why, back in my day, sonny, we didn't have no limits on our signatures! If we wanted to put the full text of War and Peace on there, that's how it was! Furthermore, we walked to Uncyclopedia, everyday in the snow! And we only had grits for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Why, I was an Admin before you were even a member! Way back in the day, when.....(signature has been amended). R (Holla!) 19:39, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Really? Wow, that's wild. I was just being an ass. Amazing the things you can accomplish when you abandon any and all shame, innit?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 20:48, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Sign here

Here is my card. The Saint has generously left you his card. Give him a call when you're ready to take things a little more seriously. Why so serious?

I have left you my card, so fly on over to my user page and sign my Hall of Fame. It would be an honor if you signed it. Kind of like signing a cast. Thank you.

Jimmy the Hellhound 16:40, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

O Great RadX

Master, I have sought thee for many (2) minutes to ask thee a question: how doth thou do it? What I mean is, where do you get your inspiration from? Please help me, a humble manipulator and n00b. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:10, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Tune in to American Chopper to find out more. --R (Holla!) 14:27, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Increadible! Man, if they only had HowTo like that... Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 14:58, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Apparently...

...I'm WotY2008 (which comes as a surprise to me. I voted for Mhaille). Can you make the appropriate template/pic thingy so that I may bask in the reflected light of my own considerable mediocrity? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:32, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Aww...do you feel special now?

This user is presented the Clever Deinonychus award for making Colin "All your base" Heaney laugh through some clever use of words that may or may not involve dinosaurs on IRC.

Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:17, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Ta for the Satan Pic

Celtic Ninja Star This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore

Thanks:)

PS please forgive the lateness of reply:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:36, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Balloon dinosaur

Like the pic. I wonder if an idea I had a while back might go well with it, if you can be bothered with making the image ('cos I can't) - the Plasticine Era, as opposed to the Pleistocene Era? A woolly mammoth made of the modelling clay would be an obvious visual joke. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:29, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Potential junior member to lord over...

Hi :-) Would you please accept me, though I am but a lowly n00b, as a humble apprentice of the Potatochoppers guild?--^Dame 17:16, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

You're in. --R (Holla!) 18:14, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. Let me know if there are any dodgy rituals you'd like me to perform :-p --^Dame 18:22, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

RAD!

How is you doing? Are you OK? Are you still very talented? Would you like to do a service for this year's Writer of the Year? Will you have my babies? ~ 14:02, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Aaaaaaaaawwwww shit!

When the fuck did you get back?! I've only heard stories... You, sir, are a legend. -- 02:10, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

• "Back" is kind of a strong word. "Around" is more like it. I'm around. I'm always around...lurking...in the darkness. Waiting for my moment to strike. I'm like Batman. Only...completely not. R (Holla!) 02:18, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

So... like a normal person? -- 02:26, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

"Normal" is kind of a ...well, you get the idea. I need some inspiration, and I've not found it. Seen anything that needs/deserves good pics lately? R (Holla!) 02:39, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, ya know, anything here could use an image or two. Also, this article could use some more images. Al's kinda picky about what goes in there, but I'm sure he'd be honored to have a picture from you in there. And if none of that floats your boat, there's always this. -- 02:47, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

• Hey Rad! Glad to know you're not dead yet! Keep up the good work and try not to die. -- The Zombiebaron 03:02, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

WTF?! ZB? You're still here? My God, man, I'd have thought you'd have some sort of life by now. Or an un-life as it were. I guess it's hard to keep a good zombie down. :D R (Holla!) 03:08, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

Being unemployed counts as "some sort of life". -- The Zombiebaron 03:39, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

Not only is he still here, he's about to be crowned UofY. The crown will be set kind of squishey, though, and if he tries to move it around it will scrape. Why I'm here, I saw Mr. Magicman's note above and please, take a look at the walk into a bar page and join in with pics or whatever strikes your fancy. The intent of the page is for uncyclopedia to create the best "Walk into a bar" joke page on the innernests. It's edging along, and may take months, but if everyone here creates even one amazing and polished joke, we're in like clydesdales. Good to "meet" you. Aleister 17:09 26-1-'12

Thank you

I built up an UnNews article around the Gingrich picture you created yesterday, an UnNews that, of course, was inspired by it. Thanks for sharing your talent for so long and among so many people on this site! Aleister 1:20 27-1-'12

Shane!

Come back, Shane! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 31 '12 2:22 (UTC)

Captain Kirk, I shall consider it. R (Holla!) 03:28, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

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