User talk:Heck no techno

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Hmm

Are you a long-lost family member? :) RabbiTechno 20:15, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

I'd love to see pics of your Hello Kitty guitar if you have pics? RabbiTechno 20:19, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Howdy

Yeah, nobody hates you, I think you misunderstood this. It's not meant to say "I thought Heck no Techno was the worst thing that's ever happened," it's a practical joke in which the template shows whatever the reader's username is. For me, it said "I thought THE was the worst thing that's ever happened." --THE 23:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Template:USERNAME gets everyone here at some point, I think it's a rite of passage here at uncyc. Got me back in April over at FFS :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Nov 13

Congratulationifications!

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

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Although, in your case, it's more a case of needing four, not three, tildes, than forgetting tildes entirely.

The fourth tilde, you see, places a timestamp on your name.

And the timestamp is handy for gauging many things.

So please use the fourth little tilde. --The honourable Misleading Username, Esq. (Communications Dept.) 03:09, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Assimilation

You have been assimilated, whether you like it or not. ...for having the same surname. (I recommend deed poll.) RabbiTechno Plus, you can spell 'separate.'

Hey there, sexy.

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

Spam Open Anger Party

Hey, wannabe a bitch? Then fuck one! Then you'll be one for sure! #&@$ 03:50, 6 December 2007 (UTC) The previous comment was actually added by 98.207.43.189, who has since been banned for repeat impersonation. –H.21:44 UTC, 12.6.2007

This guy has some anger issues... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:52, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WITH THEIR GODDAMN FUCKING ANGER ISSUES!!! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:03 Dec 06, 2007

Yeah, and I was kidding. AND FOR LORD'S SAKE, SOME PEOPLE DO NOT SEEM TO GRASP THE FACT THAT I AM A GIRL. I already AM a bitch!!!!!!! I have no desire to fuck GIRLS, I do NOT swing that way!!!!!!! >.< Heck no techno 20:45, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

You sure? 'Cause I got this friend in my car, and a camara, and, well..... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:17, Dec 6

Aw, jeez. I was hoping I wouldn't have to perform the Awkward Turtle today...Heck no techno 21:19, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

You know, I hate impersonators... —Hinoa talk.kun 21:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

BURNINATED Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Awww...

Your sig is cute. I reminds me of someone else. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:03, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Ha, thanks. I have a feeling that you're either going to tell me who that other person is, or you're going to be one of those people who alludes to something curious in conversation and then won't tell me what it is. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Or he'll just not come here again because of the painful memories evoked by your sig. You should be ashamed. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:14, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

I am. Of course, for reasons other than the sig, but...Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Ooo, I sense a dirty story. Tell me! Tell me! Story time! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:32, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Here's a link to the embarassment: Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. and only click the first section.

Aw, man. That's humiliating. I think I just lost all respect I once had for you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:50, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually, it just reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. SHAME ON YOU. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:58, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm a Whore!

Well you don't have to vote for or against but I'd appreciate you vote on my article in VFH Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?--Dr. Fenwick 19:48, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay....call me a noob, but where do I go to do that? I've never voted for anything before. On here, that is. Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Go to the main page click on vote for featured articles it'll be in the box of today's featured article when you get there you'll see a list of all articles being nominated click on the Christopher Meloni one or just scroll down to the voting box once there click the edit button on top of the voting box then just copy what everyone else has done and then add 1 to the total score of For votes try it right now. --Dr. Fenwick 19:55, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

FYI

All female Uncyclopedia contributors are girlfriends of THINKER, so don't be alarmed when we start making out, okay? ;) Welcome. --THINKER 01:08, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Heck no techno! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Eeep!

Sorry, I just realised I wasn't (and still am not) logged in when I edited your sig. Just FYI I'm the culprit ;P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 22:53, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Cornholio

Just a quick word about your review request: although PEEING is working well, and the wait time is lower than ever before, it can still take a few days for an article to be reviewed. If it's in danger of being huffed, save a copy in your userspace, and get someone to review that one - you'll have no time constraints then, and can improve it at your leisure before moving it back to mainspace when it's ready to wow 'em.

Having said that, I'm sure it will get looked at fairly soon.

Now, have you any teepee? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:54, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

OK, so it wasn't looked at and now it's been huffed. Shows what I know, huh? Did you save a copy in userspace? If not, did you want to save it? Ask the admin who huffed it to restore a copy to your userspace. If you do get a userspace copy and still want a review, give me a shout, I'll give it my best shot. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:36, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Yo sig

Yea, I think you have your signature entered wrong in your preferences. Assuming you have it entered the same way that I do, you should change the link from "Username:Heck no techno/sig" to just "User:Heck no techno/sig". If you have yours somehow entered differently than mine, that all this is a bunch of jibber jabber. I am fond of jibber jabber, I am. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:33, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi!

Just remindin' you of the tag you put on this page. Did you end up doing an audio? If not, that's fine, I'll just remove the tag so it's not floating around on the page anymore. --THE 02:27, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah you can take that off; I sorta forgot about it and I could tell you that I'm gonna make a sound but that would be a lie seeing as I intend to forget about it again. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 21:38, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Me again

About reviews again. Although I do have a different sig to the last time I was here. Anyway, I can see that - with what happened above with Cornholio and the recent hit parade thingy - you'd have a bit of a jaundiced view of pee review at the moment. However it is, in general, ticking over very well, and it looks like you've just been a bit unlucky. Crikey, I remember last year, when the queue was about 4 or 5 pages long and I waited about 5 weeks for a review! Anyway, I see you've done a few reviews - thanks, it's always good to get help. However, I wondered if you've had a good look at UN:PRG? In general, we're trying to get people to give more in-depth reviews, with plenty of helpful advice, and not just a line of text in each box. Have a look at all the extra feedback OEJ gave you on your article, or take a look at one of Mightydandylion's epic reviews - that's what we're aiming for, the idea being to give people enough feedback so they don't feel the need to put the same article up for review 5 or 6 times and clog the queue!

So if you do contribute another review, do you think you could take the time to give a bit more feedback in it? Thanks!

This is not intended as a rebuke, or as a start to a flamewar or anything, just a kind of friendly heads up about what's what in the world of pee, so I hope it comes across as such - if not, let me know on my talk page!

Finally, it's always good to see you round the place - I love your sheer enthusiasm for stuff! Oh, and well done on the hat trick. I also scored a hat trick at "soccer" this week, so it seems to happen to all the best people! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:05, May 23

/me spots your latest review. Nice one! Thanks for listening! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 17:33, May 24

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Well, thanks

Heck no techno has won the cowbell award for "Helpful Piss", and was awarded by Meth Although it has nothing to do with Pee Review, at least you're thanked anyway.

Even though it was rather harsh, I will remember that when I rewrite it. [02:44, 29 July 2008 (UTC)] This is Madonna's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASA

Nice UnNews

I actually found Mandy is a Whore really funny, and I'm not sure why, but nonetheless, good job. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 03:44, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

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GTFO Gone?

Sorry. What? That was the funniest article on this website. Simply because it didn't resort to saying a huge number, swearing or writing LoL..... Put it back up. --81.101.40.248 16:27, 19 September 2008 (UTC)