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Knight Commander of the Order

Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2008 Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment July 2008

I am not a hitman, contrary to popular belief.

Well, hello, there!

Pip, pip, what what, and all that nonsense.

As someone may have told you, I'm frequently mistaken for either a complete and utter douchebag and nub, or a pretentious British man with a large vocabulary who has a simplistic tendency to acquiesce with you when you make such claims about him. Both assumptions are only half correct.

I am roughly half a douchebag, and I'm just a pretentious and self-righteous American. Those two things combined actually make me:

A complete douche.

It's just simple logic.

Articles That I've Authored That Don't Totally Suck (Some Definitely Did)

Articles That I've Desperately Tried To Fix (Ones By Others in the ICU, Rewrites, or Stubs)

  • Fire alarms: The end few paragraphs were entirely incomprehensible until I fixed them up a bit.
  • How To Write A Song: I wasn't kidding about the Waffle Dance. Someone needs to invent that.
  • No I Didn't: The title caught my eye, and I turned it into a monologue, hopefully one that can escape being huffed to death. Considering that it's way longer and actually has sections and stuff now, it'll probably live.

My Professional, All-True, No-Holds-Barred Reporting (Articles Worthy of Fox News)

My Shitty Books (of which, currently, there is one)

My Greatest Ever Accomplishment

  • 01:04, 3 September 2008 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) huffed "Forum:Last person to edit wins" ‎ (Mrmonkey wins!)

Fuck yes.


This user has fixed that damn leaky carburator on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2008.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.