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rape[edit source]

--monika 02:21, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Rape is wrong, m'kay? It's wrong. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 02:26, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 2nd, 2008[edit source]

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:51, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

VFH[edit source]

Good luck with the VFH. Thanks for incorporating my humble suggestions. Geoffprickett 17:27, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the suggestions in the first place! I needed a different ending line and that's exactly what you gave, so good job. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 17:28, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

WHAT U R[edit source]

YOU A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT FLOATING DOWN TO THE SEWERS OF THE NEVERSEEKING BOWELS BEYONG THE TERRESTRIAL BOWELS OF THE UNIVERSAL TIME EXLPOSION MASSACRE OF THE NIGHT BLOOD SPILLS THE LIGHT

That's quite a few bowels I'm passing through! Well, shucks. You nailed me to a T, and for that, sir, I applaud you. (Seriously, though, this is probably the funniest way anyone's ever insulted me. My friends would be jealous.) --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:37, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Need ur help FAST[edit source]

R u familiar with User:CannabisUser94?--72.147.9.218 23:42, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Funnily enough, I don't feel inclined to answer your question after the way you insulted me. Apologize first. (My feelings are hurt. You disinflated my self-esteem balloon.) --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:43, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Now, THE QUESTION!!!! MAKE HASTE!--72.147.9.218 23:45, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, he's writing Lazytown. It's a bunch of gay jokes. Why? (Also, post this and check back in a few hours, I'm going to be out for a bit.) --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:49, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
Idky but that IP seems to have been stalking me (weird). Check out his user page, he got banned just a little while ago 4 something.--CannabisUser94 23:55, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

Credit Crunch[edit source]

Hey Mr Monkey, seeing as how you have been editing some financial crisis related articles, woud you like to help me with the credit crunch article? I have substantially re-written it to try and make it funnier, and added some pictures too. Let me know what you think. Mostly Zen 17:56, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

PS Is it called the credit crunch in the US also, or is it just a British media term? Not sure where you're from.

I'm from the U.S... I guess that'd be an acceptable term. But yeah, I'll help you out when I can, probably over the weekend: I'm a little bit swamped at the moment. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 20:58, 9 October 2008 (UTC)


???//;;;;';[deldfc][edit source]

$6000! You just cost me $6000!

And may I ask how? (Also, please sign your posts, if you don't mind. It's the little signature button up there, or four ~ signs.) --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:09, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Suggestions?[edit source]

I would appreciate it if you would take a look at my current revision of the Lazytown page and tell me what you think.--CannabisUser94 01:25, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

It's definitely getting better, but just as some basic writing advice for on here: don't be particularly random. You set up a mind control theme: try and go with that. What's the show causing kids to do? How does it accomplish its nefarious deeds? Don't bother with huge backstories on characters or anything unless they're really, really funny. (And add some pictures, of course.) But yeah. HTFANJS in case you didn't know. Read it, because it makes everyone funnier. (Also, out of curiosity, why do you write on my talkpage in both IP and user form? I figured that out pretty much immediately, y'know.) --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:21, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
I like to be random.--72.147.9.218 04:38, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, but is that funny? Maybe a couple times, if it's unexpected. If you do it continually, it's incoherent and not entertaining. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 19:36, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, and that's the problem. Actually, I'm absolutley adamately opposed to that. BTW, are you familiar with User:Fartcloud?--CannabisUser94 22:50, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
As far as I can tell, there is no such user. So, no, I'm not. Unless you just created that account and have yet to do anything with it, but I wouldn't be able to know that. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:17, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Okay, but there is one last thing I want from you. 2 hard-shelled crab dinners (1 baked, 1 fried), pitcher of ice cold beer, 3 eggs over easy, and 30 strips of bacon. You can handle that can't ya chief?--CannabisUser94 23:25, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Well, I can get all that. But I cannot guarantee that I won't consume it before you even lay eyes on it. So it's just the chance you're gonna have to take. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:26, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Well dang...--CannabisUser94 00:49, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 10th 2008[edit source]

Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:03, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008[edit source]

--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, 21 October 2008 (UTC)


Speedy answer requested[edit source]

What's in the 2 week package?--68.217.132.151 00:42, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Ya remember me!?--68.217.132.151 00:45, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm not on here 24:7, chill. Yes, I do. What's in the two week package? Bannination, that's what. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 02:05, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit source]

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:31, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Mister Monkey[edit source]

Do you have the time and the patience to look after UnNews for a while? Mainly - changing the leading articles on a daily basis, maybe cleaning up a bit and dropping me a line every time something needs to be deleted? What do you think? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:24, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Absolutely, though I do have one question, which is if the leading stories need to be updated daily. I've been doing it at a moderately often pace: problem is, sometimes there's just not good enough stories to justify changing all of them. I can, however, certainly check daily to see if there's a good new one and put it in. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:55, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
You don't need to change all of them daily (unless they're really good ones) just push them back - lead one becomes two etc...~Jewriken.GIF 22:23, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Got it. Yeah, I can do that. I might make a welcoming template like Zim's, as well, since he hasn't been around... --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:24, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
I'm hoping he'll be back sometimes :). In the meantime we also need to revive the audio division as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:27, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
That's true, I noticed it'd pretty much floundered. Personally, though, I'd spring for getting a little more attention paid to the namespace... well, I might do some audios over holiday breaks and such, school takes up too much time right now. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:29, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
I'll try to do some good there as well, let me know if you need any cabal intervention :) ~Jewriken.GIF 08:31, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
What purpose would that serve? Entities that don't exist can't intervene. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:59, Nov 6

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit source]

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:59, Nov 6

Help![edit source]

Why I can't edit Malaysia? I'd like to write about its gas prices but I can't!

--Artix 01:47, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

It's protected to prevent vandalism. If you've been here for under... three days, I think, you're not allowed to edit it. Check back in a while. It's nothing personal, either, but a lot of people have edited that article very poorly and so the time delay is a bit of a quality check. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:53, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit source]

MrN9001 12:50, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 20th November2008[edit source]

MrN9001 20:45, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Who am I and welcome to hell?[edit source]

Can you guess/are you psychic? For more information, throw away that tracfone in your hands--Metalhead94 T C

Hm. I don't know, because you don't remind me of anyone I know in real life, it's not a familiar SN, and I have no fucking idea what a "tracfone" is. So, no, I'm not psychic. Who are you? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 00:56, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Okay, I looked up what a tracfone is, and I know one thing for certain: I don't own one, and I never have owned one. I think you may be confusing me for somebody else: this SN has been registered other places that's not me, so don't go thinking that everyone who uses a specific username is the same person. We're not. We're just a team of people who love each other very, very much. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:01, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
No I'm just messing around?--Metalhead94 T C
Oh. That was confusing. I thought you knew me, or thought you knew me... alright. Well, I've had weird experiences on the internet. Nothing personal. But, as long as we're talking, you never got formally welcomed! Allow me to change that. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:06, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
A pre-rendered welcome, thanks!--Metalhead94 T C
BTW, I'm no noob to wiki formatting.--Metalhead94 T C
Painstakingly, hand-written welcomes take time and effort, so you have to pay for those. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:40, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Haha, funny guy.----Metalhead94 T C 01:46, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008[edit source]

MrN9001 21:04, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Just when you thought I was gone...[edit source]

I have returned from the dead to slaughter your talkpage eternally. (ps tell the dick up there with the big red username to take '94' out of it, that's MY NUMBER).--CannabisUser94 22:17, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Right, right. Thanks for letting me know to keep an eye on you. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:19, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Sycamore, it's alright, he can leave messages on my talk page. I rather enjoy stupid vandalism. But yeah, I'm not going to respond instantly to everything, or respond at all. Chill out. And I'm about to go check out the other stuff you've done: it better not be bad, or else, expect another ban. (If Syc hasn't already blacklisted you.) --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:49, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
He's off for now (hopfully he'll change or do something else). He's been leaving a few comments like this. Hopfully the drama has "de-dramated" and normal non-activitiy can resume:)--Sycamore (Talk) 22:56, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I was just about to report him on BP when you already had. I don't care if he vandalizes my talkpage, but it's others that I'm concerned about. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:59, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

ADOPT ME[edit source]

ummm ya im new to this...ive written two articles but i want the help of a person who has been around the block for a while, im not too good with pictures either or formatting THANKS! please help! i dont even know how to do a signiture but my name is Yodel Monkey idk why it just is

Alright, consider yourself adopted. You can put {{Adoptee|Mrmonkey72}} on your userpage to let people know I'm your adopter.
As for signatures and formatting, you'd have to ask me specifics. However, if you want to read up about how to make a signature that's custom, like mine or others, go to UN:SIG. Otherwise, just writing out four tildes (the ~) sign will sign your username automatically for you. Formatting-wise, I strongly recommend just looking at the code of other pages when trying to figure something out for your own. It's what I did when I first joined and it's worked so far.
Also, while I'm going to copy paste this into your talk just in case you don't already know, people usually respond to messages that you leave on their page.
If you've got any other questions, feel free to ask. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:55, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Sweet cool thanks alot. Ima look into the signiture bit and put the adoptee thing on. Where do i talk to you from now on here or on my page? --Yodel monkey 00:07, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Just go for here, I suppose. So yeah. Go get to writing, and ask me when you have any questions, eh? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 00:26, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
I think i got the indents down, and i have two complete, one on Myspace, even though there already is a good one there, and a rewrite of McDonalds so far, im going to work on another, but dont have any ideas. How do you get ideas for articles? --Yodel monkey 00:41, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Hm... how do you get ideas. Good question, I guess. Personally, I just sit back, listen to music, and think about stuff, trying to think of something that's funny. It helps when you're starting out to read the guides left in your welcome message so you know what's expected of you. You can write about anything, really, as long as you take a new spin on it. Just make sure that it's not being mad at something, those articles tend to get deleted. Think back for a while, find a whole idea that you think you can really write about, and then just sit back and do it. There's not really a method to the madness that is writing Uncyclopedia articles... but it's maybe easier than you think. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 00:49, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Alright well ill read through what you said, and start working on a new article. Do adopters usually check through their adoptees first ones or no? --Yodel monkey 01:02, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, you can ask for advice if you want it, and I'll warn you if you're doing anything dangerous/ban worthy. But I can't actually find the articles you're writing based on your contributions... are you creating them on that account, online? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:08, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Im creating them on One Note (Microsoft Program), by the way, i had an idea of doing one on the perfect circle, is that a good idea? --Yodel monkey 01:31, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Depends. What are you going to say about the circle? Give me an idea of your whole concept, here. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Well it kinda shows how humans all suck and stuff kinda, and they arent perfect. If that makes sense because nobody can do it. Maybe expand on that a bit and make it more intricate --Yodel monkey 02:06, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
So it's about how people have tried in vain to draw the perfect circle, but all fail? Hm. I don't want to overly influence your article, but you could write it from the viewpoint of the circle, teasing your "reader" about how they can't draw it... until it realizes that a computer actually can. Anyway, however you decide to do it, yeah, that could work. Just make sure it's coherent and not totally random, and it should be fine. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 02:11, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh wow thats a really good idea, I like that alot. I will start working on it, how do i show it to you for checking? --Yodel monkey 02:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Well, if you think it's good enough to not get deleted, you can just create it as a page on here. Otherwise, you could copy and paste it into your userspace (at something like User:Yodel monkey/Perfect Circle) and then it's safe to work on without any unsolicited interference. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 02:30, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Awesome, i will definitely have something done on it by tomorow, i already have alot of ideas. I will use that userspace page to be safe to and tell you when it is done --Yodel monkey 02:42, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
Alright im done kinda quick haha, if you click on the link you sent me you should see it, its not done and doesnt have a conclusion but has most of my ideas put simply and directly, please comment, dont be afraid to totally bash it because you might just think its stupid which is cool. --Yodel monkey 03:49, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
I'll take a closer look at it later today, but at first glance, it looks pretty good for a new user. I'll try and give you some suggestions on it (probably on its talk page) later. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 17:59, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Alright thanks alot! No rush. --Yodel monkey 18:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Finished two more, both aren't completely done but if you could take a look it'd be nice, they can be found on my page. --Yodel monkey 18:15, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Alright, really sorry I haven't been around: school's coming up on finals and I've been really busy. I'll take a look at them today, though, for sure. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:34, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Don't even worry about it its completely cool. Whenever you get to em is cool. --Yodel monkey 22:04, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks alot, I understood what you meant with the Perfect Circle and Archery one, I didn't quite understand what you meant with the Opening a Jar one though, could you possibly tell me in a bit more detail about that?
I will, but I'll make a new header to do so, this is getting ridiculous. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:04, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Dear Yodel Monkey, I made a new header just for you.[edit source]

In regards to the "Opening the Jar" bit, what I mean is that you should highly extend the instructions on how to open one. Since you're writing about something that is trivial to most people, one of the best things to do is make it seem extremely important. You've already started on the right path with the "safety warnings," work with those and just generally make it seem like opening the jar is a huge deal. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 22:04, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Haha thanks for the new header! And alright I will definitely do that. I think the Perfect Circle one is a bit too weak and Archery is too many not too funny one liners, so im just going to concentrate on the jar one. By the way, I have fixed up the last two sections of the jar one. If you think its good, I need to learn how to add pictures. --Yodel monkey 00:48, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)[edit source]

MrN9001 19:05, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

adopt me![citation needed][edit source]

Can you adopt me?~ [Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.] 02:07, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Sure! Just add the {{adoptee|Mrmonkey72}} template to your userpage and it'll be all nice and official. Other than that, looks like you've already got a pretty firm grip on wiki formatting... well, if you need any help on anything, feel free to ask. Cheers, --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:40, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Should I also put {{adopter|Citation Needed}} at the bottom of your userpage? Oh, and I made a page where I'll put all my questions.~ [Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.] 02:38, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit source]

MrN9001 21:10, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Bat Fuck Insane[edit source]

I was working on the template to try to make it less of a reward to writing worthless random-assed bullshit. Right now, it looks too much like a statement to maintain the complete bullocks of an article as it with no improve. These type of templates are an impediment to rewrites and encourage VFD or QVFD style articles. Granted, I might have went to far in toning it down.--Mnbvcxz 19:30, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

I can see how you would want to not encourage random-ass bullshit: and believe me, most of that crap does get deleted. However, there's the occasional time when such humor makes people laugh: I mean, AAAAA! has been tagged with BFI for ages, albeit, changed a little bit. Still, instead of changing templates, I have a better suggestion; if you find this template, placed on a really, just obnoxiously bad page, VFD it. Thing is, when BFI came up for deletion (just a month or so ago) people ran to protect it. It's sort of become a staple the way it is. So, just worry about individual pages instead of templates in general... most crap IP or newbie writers don't put it on their stuff anyway. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 20:59, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
The problem isn't so much with the templates uglifiying the pages, it's that the templates encourage bad writing. This template basically says, "I wrote random ass bullshit, so I have myself this template as an award", which says to the noob, "maybe I should go out of my way to be random too." As you probably noticed, I did tone it down a little, I added that part about the author "being an unfunny [insert random insulting word], to hopefully maintain the template's humor value, while making it clear(-ish-er) that this is not illogicopedia.--Mnbvcxz 07:19, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I quite like your new version. I just didn't like the whole "random-ass bullshit" bit because that feels almost like a personal affront... however, the "unfunny author" is more subtle and still gets your point across. So, I'm happy with it the way it is. Hopefully, you are too. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 17:54, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Such sympathy[edit source]

"Awww... did somebody get their submissions deleted? Poor baby.."

Ahhh, you've won my heart. How about a big smooch? --Sir Reginald 21:07, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

...what is my mother doing on the internet?!?!? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 23:01, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Nawww, silly monkey. But your mum does think that you spend too much time on the internet. Perhaps you should trade some of the clicks at the keyboard for toe tapping terpsichore? Your humble mentor, Sir Reginald 17:48, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

On the Quote template[edit source]

This is in regard to your suggestion of VFD that the Quote template should be disabled for noobs. I was going to post this on VFD, but decided against it since the voting was closed and the comment is rather verbose. First off, I don't that isn't possible, the wiki system isn't very good at giving and withholding privileges. For example, the poopsmiths don't have extra privileges to edit the VFD page, the policy against regular members from editing it is enforced solely by the ban hammer.

Second, even if it did work, anything that can be done with templates can be done with code. So anyone with any wiki skills whatsoever could get around any template restrictions by cutting and pasting code.

Third, even if the ip wasn't smart enough to copy and paste the code, he could always create quotes other ways. Is:

“I iz teh ghey, lol.”

~ Oscar Wilde on being teh ghey

any worse than

"I iz teh ghey, lol." - Oscar Wilde on being teh ghey

or

"I iz teh ghey, lol." - Oscar Wilde on being teh ghey

or hopefully not

{{Q|I iz teh ghey, lol.|Oscar Wilde|being teh ghey}}

Even if it it were possible, all it would do is uglify the wiki even more, (the only thing worse than bad templates in unformatted text) although I do see you concern with template spamming.--Mnbvcxz 07:13, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit source]

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PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING


A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS![edit source]

Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:50, Dec 21

Tis' The Season[edit source]

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PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS


During this season...[edit source]

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Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:40, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]

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Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5


Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!


----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:48, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah Yeah[edit source]

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Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus 2008 from Halsoft

Fuck Christmahaunika! Fuck Festihaunika!
Have a Good Whatever!
Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>


Thank you for voting.[edit source]

Thank you for voting.

Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)



Yet Another Award[edit source]

Shellac.jpg You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH
which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra
which is only slightly scratched.

Rabbi Techno

With Great Appreciation[edit source]

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THANKS FOR YOUR APPROVAL!

As a Commander of the Order I shall uphold the sacred duty to be funny, not just stupid and to make Codeine's Mum proud.

As NOTM for December 08' I am deeply humbled
I APPRECIATE YOUR VOTE AND SHALL UPHOLD MY RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GENIUS FOR CHOOSING MY CARNIVAL FREAK SHOW


--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:48, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit source]

MrN9001 01:00, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm BACK! ;)[edit source]

...And after some time at the state mental institution I'm ready to cooperate with ya 100%!--CannabisUser94 01:37, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09[edit source]

MrN9001 16:01, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15th January[edit source]

MrN9001 21:30, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

MonkeyMan![edit source]

You like comic books right? I'm actually not that versed in comics to be an expert for this article. If you can think of some additions/cliche's that should be included, add away.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  19:46, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

oh no, you di'int![edit source]

Hey MrMonkeyman, our article is doing pretty well on the top 10 voting. You oughtta vote for it too. That is, if you're into that sort of thing... --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:13, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey, it ended up ranking in at #7! (tied with like 3 others) However, unlike the other nine top 10 articles, it was not shown on the main page. I was like "Shit, bitch!" --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:49, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Where are you?[edit source]

I know I fucked around with you a lot in the past, but seriously, you haven't responded to anyone in a while... Are you still around?-CannabisUser94 22:59, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January[edit source]

MrN9001 02:28, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:13, Feb 5

Final attempt at contact[edit source]

If you are still here, respond to this section or someone else, otherwise, you will be declared Missing In Action within 3 days.--CannabisUser94 05:25, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DECLARED MIA.--CannabisUser94 15:55, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Mrmonkey72 is around until he says otherwise. If you need help ask at the village dump, or find and admin, or affix {{Help}}. Since I'm about, is there anything you need?--Sycamore (Talk) 16:51, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 12th February 2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost 19th February2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost 26th February 09[edit source]

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UnSignpost 5th March 09[edit source]

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UnSignpost 12th March 09[edit source]

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Where are you?[edit source]

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:41, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Thats what I've been asking for 2 months now. I'm starting to think he may be in... The Twilight Zone--CannabisUser94 23:36, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th March[edit source]

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UnSignpost 26th March 09[edit source]

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UnSignpost 2nd April 09[edit source]

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UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit source]

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:44, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost 23rd April 09[edit source]

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UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:54, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit source]


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UnSignpost May 14th[edit source]

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Hey[edit source]

Mr. Monkey! It's me! Do you edit anymore? ~ Readmesoon

UnSignpost May 21st[edit source]

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UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit source]

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:00, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit source]

Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:29, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit source]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Where'd you go?[edit source]

I miss ya, Monkey. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:53, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit source]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:59, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit source]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:01 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:29, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit source]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:52, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit source]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:35, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit source]

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UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:00, Aug 18

Monkey, Mah Boi![edit source]

Since you've been not existing for a long time, I'm going to be removing you off the adopters list, in an effort to make it easier for noobs to find an adopter who's active. Feel free to add yourself back if you become more active at any time in the future. Cheers. -RAHB 05:28, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Feature[edit source]

Howdy, Mrmonkey72. I dunno if you're still active, but if you're ever slightly active, your article got featured! Yes, 12 years after you wrote UnNews:Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year, it got featured! Congratulations! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 13:46, 2 March 2021 (UTC)