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I am just curious to know how many 'active' bods we have in here. My estimation is about 30 at most - of which only 2-3 are women (unless they are masquerading as the 'fairer' sex). --Romartus 19:08, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

This is a bad way to discover who is an active contributor. For example, I contribute actively to UnNews, but I very rarely look at the Village Dump, and even when I do I am not inclined to post on here. So I am sure there are many people that do contribute but will never see this post. --Composure1 20:58, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't know who you are, but welcome to Uncyclopedia! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:15, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I know Composure. But he doesn't really know me. I'm a RC whore. I fuck Rcmurphy all the time. In his dreams. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:38, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Sign below if you're an active user/contributor

1. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:09, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
2. Nope. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:22, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
3. Abstain. IronLung 20:41, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
4.  Against. --EMC ^[TALK] 20:56, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
5.  Why? --^Dame 20:58, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
6. Depends on what you mean by "vote". VFD and VFP: usually, VFH: hardly. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:17, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
7.  Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:20, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
8. Delete. Shouldn't we be using #s instead of *s? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:12, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
9. --Docile hippopotamus 00:24, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
10. Not really; I show up every once in a while to be a moron and not write articles. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:29, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

    You're still acceptable though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:30, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

    Despite all my best efforts to the contrary. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:38, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

11. Dunno about contributors, but we have about 10,000 returning visitors a day. That is, people who visit the site then come back again more than 24 hours later. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:43, 13 Apr 2009
12. I'm not super active right now, but just you guys wait 'til I get some free time... woah man are you gonna be underwhelmed! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:28, Apr 13

    Will you dance for us? Dance for us, monkey! Dance, monkey, dance! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:38, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

    I would, but it would only be a disappointment. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:58, Apr 13

    Oh. Even Hitler was a good dancer. That's right. Hitler. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:03, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

13. I'm an Inactive/etc. user occasionnal reader and anonoymous contributor. --Extra Ordinary 04:44, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
14. Dunno about active - I'm too sedentary for that. But I'm regular. It's the prunes. --UU - natter 08:36, Apr 13
15. Passive-aggressive rather than active - you know, weak and vicious. -- Style  Guide 09:42, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
16. I'm still here. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:19, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
17. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:18, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
18. I am alive --CrabPope 14:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
19.  i'm here. Mostly just working in my userspace. The world isn't ready for me or my theories yet. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:10, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
20. Still here, but for how much longer, not even I know... Dun-dun-Dunnnn... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:42, Apr 13
21. no u Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:57, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
22. Hi guys I'm here... Kinda. /me wanders off to go do something else. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:55, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
23. For Another term for Calvin Coolidge. -RAHB 02:56, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
24. Abstain -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:06, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
25. For... er... I don't know if it's too late to sign this thing... anyway, just thought I'd show up for some recognition. I regularly contribute to the site, but I'll be fucked if I want to talk to anyone else here. --Atomik Spongeface • Ⓣ Ⓒ 00:51, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
26.  Sycamore--Sycamore (Talk) 08:03, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
27. I just troll around people's user pages and am cuddly... With the occasional QVFD and reverts of obvious vandals... :/ -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 08:05, 15 Apr
28. More active than a month ago. Half as awesome though.... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 08:21, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
29. Moderately. --W.T. Door 12:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
30. I'm here! I'm queer! Get used to it! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:26 16 April 2009

    NEVER! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:32, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

31. I keep stumbling on this place while looking for porn. Dammit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:45, 16 Apr
32. Did I ever sign this? —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:39, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
33. I'm here all the time, though my articles aren't really that good. Saberwolf116 22:43, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

    WHORE! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:29, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks to everyone who responded. I suppose I was curious to know something about those contributors who come to this site on a regular basis. 10,000 regular visitors doesn't sound like a lot to me though I guess this may have something to do with losing www.uncyclopedia.com address. --Romartus 06:19, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

uncyclopedia.org ("org" is Klingon for "worst"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:27, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

10,000 each day, not 10,000 in total. It's the rule of 10% - 100,000 visitors per day, 10,000 returning visitors, 1000 members and 100 or so active contributors? Sounds about right to me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:20, 13 Apr 2009

That means every single person on Earth will have visited Uncyclopedia in a mere 1,850 years. Who knew Uncyclopedia was so popular? Jaw inspiring and awe dropping, I know. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:41, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Did you say Jew inspiring? ~ 20:00, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't matter because there aren't any Jews here, at least not that I know of. I wouldn't know what to do if I met one. They don't bite as long as you feed them matzo, right? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:42, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Or bagels. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Not during the Passover. ~ 20:57, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Offer a Jew a matzo right now, at the end of Passover, and s/he will run away. Go on, try it - it's like garlic with vampires. We've been surviving on the damn things for a week. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I once saw a Food Network "Dinner Impossible" show where the chef (who was not Jewish or familiar with Jewish customs) had to prepare passover dinner for a few hundred. He had to scrap the coconut macaroon cookies because the coconut was "kosher" but wasn't "Passover Kosher". -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:09, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

I saw something similar once where these three teams had to cook dinner for large groups of people. One team cooked curried pork for a society of Bangladeshi businessmen. Fail. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:33, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I've never seen a jew in real life, but I bought a box of Kosher salt one time. --Extra Ordinary 04:17, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Er

I'm not an active contributor, but I am here just to laugh at the less fortunate. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:05, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Then why are you on the wrong side of the bars? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:17, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

It must be that tub of lard I slipped him the other day. I knew no good could come from it... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:55, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

How did you tell them apart? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:05, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

It was the one dressed as The Pink Ranger... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:40, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

30 Plus Active Contributors ?

The current score is above 30 as regards my question on active contributors/commentators/voters etc. My guess it is more like 50 rather than a 100 uncyclopedian activists right now. Hope I am proved very wrong. --Romartus 21:29, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Some people don't watch the forums. Those people almost have lives. Almost. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:19, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I for one, don't watch the forums. They're fucking ugly. I do visit them once in a while, to give some moral support. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:11, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I never update the site

So fuck you. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:26, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

• Although I make regular shit edits to this particular site, I would like to add my voice to the "fuck you" movement anyways. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:29, 18 Apr
  • Fuck you! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 18 April 2009 (UTC)