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This page is about submitting "Did You Know" entries. For suggesting DYK photo captions, see Uncyclopedia:DYK images. For a complete list of Didjaknoses, see Did You Know.


This is where you can submit {{DidYouKnow}} entries. List your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want. Failed DYKs will be added to the newest archive after an admin is done choosing the ones that will go the front page.

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  • ...?siht daer ot rorrim a fo tnorf ni dnats ot dah ylbaborp uoy taht
  • ...
    that would make it worse, but you will need a mirror to read this one.
  • ...that you aren't fighting a chicken, but rather the Chicken Jockey.
  • ...that a cinema janitor's least favorite words are "chicken jockey", specifically in that order?
  • ...that I... am in fact not STEVE!
  • ...that in Soviet Russia, YOU ban admins!
  • ...MEN struate
  • ...that ¿que sabes español o usaste un traductor?
  • ...that a wizard, in fact, did not do it?
  • ...that in Soviet Russia, DYK submission write YOU!!!
  • ...That reading books about gay penguins is going to give your future children Adhd?
  • ...everytime a girl wants to give me a blowjob I get anxiety, but only in my genitals?
  • ..That I forgot to put in a third dot?
  • .That I forgot to put in a second dot??
  • That I forgot to put in ANY DOTS?
  • that i forgot*that i forgot*that i forgot
  • that i forgot
  • ...that if you stacked all the derby county fans on top of each other, they wouldn't reach the Premier League>
  • ...That I forgot to put in a question mark
  • ... That when you close your eyes you cannot see
  • ... That when 60 seconds pass in africa, a minute passes in asia.
  • ...that the plural form of "dingus" is "dingii"? Of course you didn't know this, you dingii.
  • ...that Neptunium was once regarded as a delicacy in the Roman Empire from 70 AD to 77 AD?
  • ... that Catherine of Alexandria was killed by a wheelie, sick donut.
  • ... that there are about Fifty Shades of Grey on a color wheel?
  • ...that Homer Simpson died at age 50 because of his addiction?
  • ...that it took three betrayals for me to finally understand… the world is just an elaborate tapestry of lies. The first to betray me was a god, my creator… my mother. The second was a human, my family... my friend. Consumed by hatred, he saw me as an abomination. The last, was one exactly like me, a hope for the future, a fledgling barely out of the nest. Powerless before his mortality, he broke his promise to me! My chest will never again be defined by worldly filth, I denounce the world and laugh in its face. Your era… is coming to an end. (Insert evil laugh here)
  • ...that you are reading this?
  • ...that Halloween is actually a secret plot orchestrated by the government for world domination?
  • ...that Halloween is actually a secret plot orchestrated by Dr. Doofenshmirtz for tri-state area domination?
  • ...that Wikipedia is a parody of Uncyclopedia?
  • ...that I have a weighted dreidel, I made it in a lab, it always lands on gimel, I always get the stash- hey! Dreidel dreidel dreidel, it comes with a remote, when it's your turn to spin it, you'll never be the GOAT!!!
  • ...that both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris are stupid?
  • “...that this is not a traditional Did You Know?”

    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • ...that I know that you know that I know?
  • ...that Nobody is perfect?
  • ...that Santa Claus is running for president?
  • ...ThAt tHiS Is nOt a TrAdItIoNaL DiD YoU KnOw?
  • ...that you are being investigated by the FBI for being on Uncyclopedia?
  • ...that this sentence is self-referential?
  • ...that (CONTENT REDACTED)?
  • ...that I will brutally murder some guy named Waylon?
  • ...that if you support Trump, you're stupid?
  • ...that you have been eaten by a Grue? Restart?
  • ...that your alternate self was eaten by a Grue?
  • ...that Santa Claus is secretly a serial killer?
  • ... That other people can prevent forest fires too?
  • ... That you have something else to do?
  • ... That 9/10 doctors are doctors? And the other 1/10 are Scientologists.
  • ...That National Femboy day is on April 10th?
  • ...Chris Tarrant is to trains what Ash Ketchum is to Pokemon?
  • ... That there are more planes in the water than submarines in the sky?
  • ...incest is the difference between stepping on an ant and stepping on an aunt?
  • ...Fire type Pokémon have been arrested for arson but not the fire related arson?
  • ... that You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
  • ... that there are 117 genders? what the fuck is going on.
  • ...that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge, while every true irishman does?
  • ...that in Soviet Russia, Medicine take YOU!!
  • ... that you have 10 seconds before the bomb in your house explodes?
  • ... The consumption of the grimace shake can be lethal?
  • ...Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon contains fish?
  • ... that brown and blue are actually the same colour?
  • ... that Witch House has dark horror themes, murder, rape, skeletons, abortions and terrorism behind a four to the floor beat?
  • ... that every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes?
  • ... we were having fun and now my phone is stuck up my husbands ass, someone is calling me, I can tell because he’s moaning loudly.
  • ... What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
  • ...I dang we dang they dang no dang, album?
  • …that I’m on my period?
  • …that I scored a 27 on the Sexual Compulsivity Scale?
  • …That Shrekism (religion of Shrek) is now the official religion of the USA.
  • ... That you should be doing your job?
  • …I yiffed your Asian dad last night?
  • ...Bed69E is between Sprout and cricket field on the Colour Wheel?
  • …That the doctors removed my butter gland?
  • ...that George and Peppa are looking for daddy pig’s glasses in Mummy and Daddy Pig’s room? PEPPA! GEORGE! DON’T LOOK IN ANY DRAWERS!
  • ...that Uncyclopedia is run by people, especially one Jew? Kanun, a moderator. Technically, the site is run by Jews.
  • ...that it's statistically unlikely that you will open this link?
  • ...An Alabaman’s favourite dating website is Ancestry.com?
  • ...that quiet people exist because they save their voice for orgasms?
  • ...clitoris is girlpenis?
  • ...that both Uncyclopedia and Illogicopedia are blocked in the Smithsonian museums of D.C.? No shit.
  • ...that Tootie is currently in jail with no probation for violating her restraining order?
  • ...I was going to tell a joke about smegma but then I realised it’s probably too cheesy badumtsh.
  • ...that when Barrack Obama was the president of the United States, the White House was called the Black House?
  • ...that Helga r*ped Arnold in the lost episode of Hey Arnold!?
  • ...that if you are male and born in Pennsylvania you most likely had more than your umbilical cord cut as a child?
  • ...that the police are at your door?
  • ...that pizza is from cow pee and tomato blood.
  • ...that these those thuse?
  • ...that Mitch McConnell is not from Kentucky, but rather from The Ocean?
  • ...my stage name is Phoebe Perlman?
  • ...that cow smegma can be used as a cream cheese substitute?
  • ...that you should not drink water? Drink beer instead!
  • ...that it’s the year 1722 and people are lying to you?
  • ... that Water™ is a Pepsi product?
  • ... that if you scramble the letters in ‘spine’ you get ‘penis’?
  • ... that Ivory is White, but is also not White?
  • ... that Donald Trump is the first president to use MySpace to start a riot?
  • ... that Delaware does not exist?
  • ... that a police officer can’t lie to you, and if he does, it’s rude?
  • ... that TikTok is actually an underground cult called MolestTok and has been sued many times by the U.S. government?
  • ... where your milk comes from?
  • ... That Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
  • ...Eevee evolves into Dragonite?
  • ... that Susie is a masturbator
  • ... that Tokugawa Ieyasu had a bromance with William Adams in the 1600's?
  • ... that I like to mass debate
  • ... that I like Colombian nose candy
  • ... that Donald Trump was the first president to have rabies while serving?
  • ... that I cut off your hands?
  • ... that ur moms gey?
  • ... that ur dads trans?
  • ... that ur gran's a man?
  • ... that ur sister a mister?
  • ... that ur brother a mother?
  • ... that TikTok is forcing their users to "scroll down"
  • ... that just like the earth has been proven to be flat for several years, so has your sperm count? Ha!
  • ... the spider did go up the water spout but by doing so damaged my friends penis and now he can't pee anymore?
  • ... A girl with breasts and a penis is a boy with testicles and no vaginus?
  • ...I love Brazil nuts?
  • ... people tend to have more sex on Labor Day?
  • ...I don't just use incognito mode to look at porn?
  • ...Hannah Montana could sink to the bottom of the ocean and nobody would care?
  • ...Ur mum gey?
  • ... Farting in a church is considered as an act of terrorism?
  • ... that everybody died in 2020 and now we're all ghosts?
  • ... that popular ex wrestler The Rock is actually made of Marzipan?
  • ...I love Anime girls with big tiddies being toe sucked in flip flops?
  • ...That if you stacked all the ants in the world lengthwise, nothing actually happens?
  • ... Disneyland is a plot by the American Government to get children to sell illegal substances?
  • ... that Linus Van Pelt from Peanuts suffered from depression, anxiety, and alcohol addiction?
  • ... That Alphabet Soup has taught more students the alphabet than public schools?
  • ... That candy has always been yummy?
  • ... That in a few years or so, Postal 2 will become a historical subject?
  • ... The wae?
  • ... That this sentence does not end with a period not question mark
  • ... That aerogels are just a dumb piece of holographic square?
  • ... That it would be 2023 already if humanity knew what they were doing?
  • ... That everything is just a simulation and we all died in 2012?
  • ... That I don't know how to [[Format]?
  • ... that, since TV Tropes was inspired by Wikipedia, which is a parody of Uncyclopedia, TV Tropes is, by proxy, a parody of Uncyclopedia?
  • ... that NEO is known for its [[Short Length]]?
  • ... that the fog is coming? The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
  • ...Mind control is constantly everywhere at all times and any thoughts you have ever thought in the past or will ever have thought in the future are being shown to you by someone else even those in which you think you think?
  • ...That shaving your armpits can make you more aerodynamic when you fight?
  • ...Testicles are balls?
  • ...Your water supply has been tainted?
  • ... the earth is flat. Your mom, dad, siblings, pets, teachers, your therapist and the government lied to you?
  • ...that my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds?
  • ...that if you shaved all the lizards in the world, it would be a waste of time; they are already bald.
  • ...that it's your fault your parents got divorced?
  • ...that I'm living in your walls?
  • ...that Congress is the opposite of Progress?
  • ...that he started it?
  • ...that you shouldn't commit suicide. That shit kills ya.
  • ...that cheese is made out of cow cum?
  • ...that half the people you know are below average? The other half know you.
  • ...that if the world ended, Elon Musk wouldn't give a shit because he can easily survive?
  • ...that Obama's last name is... Obama? His first name is Barac- HOLY SHIT! HELP! HELP! THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO KILL ME! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID-
  • ...that I'm alive?
  • ...that the government is going to kill me?
  • ...that Obama had to change his last name because of me?
  • ...that I'm gonna die, and can someone help me? Please. I need someone to communicate with me to live.
  • ...that you should invest in chicken stock?
  • ...George Orwell wrote 1984 after his parents told him Santa Claus wasn't real?
  • ...that I'm back and I'm desperate?
  • ...that Dr. Doom is actually only the fifth-evilest person from South Africa, barely losing to Mahatma Gandhi?
  • … that WPIX attempted trying to sue WLVI over the fact that unlike LVI, WPIX’s view count was the lowest out of any market in Baltimore?
  • ...that last night I served, whoops... severed, your ears in your sleep? I did beat 'em. I did eat 'em. I suck'd 'em. I fuck'd 'em. I dumped them. I humped them. I blew 'em. I threw 'em. And finally when I shat em out, duct tape hath held back your shout.
  • ...that you shouldn't eat ceramic plates because some contain Uranium which can be dangerous?
  • ...that the seemingly contrasting phrases "what's up" and "what's down" actually mean the same thing?
  • ...that some dude named Jordan rubbed heads with another dude named Jude? jesus christ...
  • ...what it feels like, to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
  • ...that Josh Allen looks good in shorts?
  • ...that Jay Cutler doesn't care?
  • ...that Jenna Ortega is a fusion of Zendaya and Olivia Rodrigo?
  • ...that Shawn Mendes is the most popular artist amongst closeted gay men?
  • ...that Ed Sheeran is the most nationalist singer in his country? Well, you probably know that if you live in the same country as him.
  • ...that Charli D'Amelio is the TikTok version of Kim Kardashian?
  • ...that Ariana Grande is Nickelodeon's only popstar?
  • ...that even though Justin Bieber's looks have changed, his voice has not?
  • ...that all cats deserve depth?
  • ...that Selena Gomez is actually not what you think she is?
  • ...that Ice Spice is secretly the sixth Spice Girl?
  • ...that there are lofi beats to listen to whilst committing war crimes?
  • ...that uncyclopedia mods are so lazy, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
  • ... that you're reading this?

-Captian Obvious

  • ...wait, what was I doing again

-Captain Oblivious

that this is formatted incorrectly?

  • ...that [insert did you know here]?
  • ...that the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog?
  • ...that infinity is a really biig number?
  • ...that you should seriously try committing Lawrence.gif.gif?
  • ...that black is white, up is down, and short is long?
  • ...even if you have saggy boobs things can still go tits up?
  • ...your an asshole ahhhh twerk?
  • ...when they say put your best foot forward they don't mean on some guys face?
  • ...that cannibals can also get foot stools? shit.
  • ...that uncyclopedia has the word clop in it and is popular with hoofians.
  • ...that I have space in my back pocket for something small and I've got time?
  • ...it's bigger on the inside?
  • ...I'm an elderly male looking for a young companion on journeys which may span months or even years at a time?
  • ...my box wasn't always blue?
  • ...take your clothes off, hold this, now put that hand on here, put your other hand on my shoulder, this is a very delicate precise thing, see this, I need you to pump that for me, don't stop pumping it until I say stop, that'll camouflage us from the Sontarans for the time being.
  • ...i told you not to blink?
  • the weather girl said there's going to be a unnatural high in the area near me but what she doesn't realise is I always have a high in this area, but sometimes it's nightly?
  • ...that Lawrence of Arabia is god incarnate?
  • ...your mom is so fat, she died of a heart attack last week.
  • ...that the statement above is actually true somewhere in the multiverse?
  • ...that Dr. Robotnik is runnning as prime minister of Poland?
  • ...a slut is on top of him while smutty in toponyms?
  • ...that blanking pages with "MY PENIS" is encouraged?
  • ...that pangrams on uncyclopedia cause quick and horrific overbejewled contextualization?
  • ...that you can make a shirt with muscle string, and you can also make a condom with the leftovers?
  • ...that mocking birds are actually moccasins?
  • ...that the DYK submission page is created one Did You Know at a time?
  • ...that the universe is built one step at a time?
  • ...that some of those who work forces, are the same that burn crosses?
  • ...that every single horrible thing that has ever happened in time can be blamed on DEI?
  • ...that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse? And the cycle goes on and on..
  • ...that a good way to tell if something is a white lie is if they aren't seasoning their tricking?
  • ...that that that that that that that
  • ...you can easily go to North Korea with advanced pogo stick skills?
  • ...that the sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo", although grammatically correct, is still stupid as hell?
  • ...that Christmas got progressively worse the moment we couldn't decorate black people on our trees? Thanks a lot, Rosa Parks!
  • ...that Tom Brady gave 6 trophies to the people who needed it most, Sen. Bernie Sanders and the Pixies?
  • ...that thou shalt not kill, unless you just REALLY wanna?
  • ...Logics song YSIV sounds like the Gerudo Desert theme but only halfway through?
  • ... that Radio Disney is a popular form of sound torture at Guantanamo Bay?
  • ... that rawppers are now 50% off in participating locations?
  • ...i fuqqing yo bicch?
  • ...that you need to make it to Ketchikan?
  • ...that now's your chance to be a [[Big Shot]]?
  • ...I fought the law, and I won?
  • ...I put the D in oughta Daughter?.
  • ...that Uncyclopedia is not free, but rather $2.99?
  • ...that Developers! Developers! Dev*gun shot*
  • ...that there is a Mickey Mouse League that uses a currency with Donald Duck's face on it?
  • ...that Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal were faking their ages the entire time?
  • ...that there is no war in Ba Sing Se?
  • ...that I'm a sailor peg and I lost my leg?
  • ...that Iodine makes people really salty?
  • ...that you would be better off not reading these dyks?
  • ...that not all dyks need to start with "...that" and end with a question mark?
  • ...that suddenly, raccoons?
  • ...that some-BOD-y once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed?
  • ...that I like to move it, move it?/
  • ...that Tally Hall is the best rock band of all time (excluding [The Beatles]?
  • ...that the Holocaust actually didn't not happen?
  • ...there are a lot of great moments from the Jacksonville Jaguars' tenure as an NFL team? (pictured)
  • ...that
  • ...that he could be in this very room, He could be you, He could be me, He could even be me?
  • ...that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that
  • ...that in Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia reads YOU?
  • ...that in Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia laughs at YOU?
  • ...that 100% of fire-fighters die?
  • ...that 100% of hospital patients are in the hospital?
  • ...that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital die?
  • ...that 100% of lottery winners actually spend money?
  • ...I'm in a gay bromance and he's already asking me to edge?
  • ...that I don't really care about grass growing in my neighbours yard and my neighbour can go fuck himself?
  • ...that if your cutting grass while simultaneously being circumcised and a dominatrix you have even more reasons to call your grass cutter a whipper snipper?
  • ...that the word mow has always been in the word homeowner?