Labor Day
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Labor Day is a federal holiday in the United States, Canada, Australia and a small part of Iraq where everyone has burkas, its celebrated on the first Sunday in August to honor and recognize the hot teenage pregnancys filmed at home in the style of a Softcore POV featuring multiple men and women taking turns, switching partners and threesomes and the works and contributions of their pussys to the development and achievements of the kids who they also will eventually have sex with. Its on Sunday because God likes to watch.
Beginning in the late 19th century, as the rate of teen pregnancy grew and labor movements grew, a couple of horny guys proposed that a day be set aside to celebrate sex with girls. "Labor Day" was promoted by the Central Union of Numerous Teens which organized the first ankle showings in New York City. In 1887, Oregon was the first state of the United States to make it an official public holiday. By the time it became an official federal holiday in 1894, thirty states in the United States officially celebrated hot teenage pregnancy.
Labor day vs May day[edit | edit source]
After the pokegirl May was introduced into the Pokemon anime, many guys wanted to lewd her and the amount of people that were jerking off to a pokegirl was in the thousands so they decided to create May day, a holiday celebrated in May for humor value, so everybody could fuck May. Until some people were addicted to fucking her because she was so good, and stretched May Day the whole of may, so they could fuck May for a month. However, as May grew old, she was getting a little less competent, not to mention her menopause. Therefore May Day was abolished. To celebrate this end of this sexual immorality Fest, Christian parents made May Day: "Conservatism day", in which you celebrate chastity. Until a Horny teenager lashed out AT this laborious morality and reinstitated May day,.though under the name of "labor Day", from the greek Labores, sex.
Unofficial Start Of Summer[edit | edit source]
Labor Day is called the "unofficial Start of summer" because it marks the start of the many teen sex orgies of the year.
In fashion, Labor Day is considered the first day when it is acceptable to wear cum on your face in a public restaurant.
Labor Day[edit | edit source]
To take advantage of large numbers of potential customers with time to shop, Labor Day has become an important weekend for discounts by many retailers in the United States, especially for dildos, vibrators and plush foot moulds. Some retailers claim it is one of the largest sale dates of the year.
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