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Chessboxing is the best sport ever. It's like if it was taken from an uncyclopedia, an article on sports that don't exist but should or something of the sort.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:23, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

You lost me at "Chessboxing". Chestboxing on the other hand, is pretty hot. Dueling boobies. I would've gone pro, but lost an eye to an errant nipple in a particularly cold arena, back in the Olympics in '68. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:02, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

You may have lost those virgins, (yes, I'm talking about you two below me) but I'm still with you. '68 was a good year for chestboxing. That was the year I went against Jane Fonda and still had a good 4" reach advantage over her. Knocked her ass right out. With my knockers. Yeah. I have huge tits. I have a hormone disorder. So? —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:48, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

I was just joking man. Virgin? Yeah right. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:36, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Boxing with chess pieces on your knuckles! Yeah baby! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

What th--Oh. I'd pick the king so I could stab someone. S-984 23:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)