User:GopherKiller

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Well I'm GopherKiller. I love to golf. Member of a FIRST Roboticsteam. I'm an avid computer gamer. I like rock music. Ive seen The Who, Roger Waters, Lynard Skynard, and Van Halen


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This user redefines lazy!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Synchronized car bombing

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Works in Progress[edit | edit source]

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User:GopherKiller/How To:Become a rockstar

User:GopherKiller/UnScript: Angry GPS

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