User:GopherKiller/UnScript: Angry GPS
Friend Tech GPS[edit | edit source]
Garmin released today the new Friend Tech GPS with astonishing results.This is the story of Tom Richards who waited for this day to come since the GPS was just a figment of his imagination. A true All-American man who needs the compassion and direction of new technology!
Chapter One[edit | edit source]
After 6 hours of waiting, Tom is anxious to get his new GPS.
Store Owner: What the hell are you doing here! It's 5:01am on a Saturday morning.
Tom: GPS! GPS! GPS!
Store Owner: Your waiting...for a GPS...which will NEVER sell out...which you could buy at any point today? Are you one of those "challenged people"?
Tom: Want GPS NOW!
Store Owner: (Hands Tom GPS) There you go sir. Please leave so I can sleep till 9 when all the normal customers show up!
Tom: (Runs Out of Store) Woooooooooooohoooooooo! Fuck, I forgot the batteries!
Store Owner: Here take them, THEY'RE ON THE HOUSE! (throws batteries at Tom) NOW LEAVE!
Tom returns home to set up his new GPS.
Chapter Two[edit | edit source]
Tom:(Bursts through the front door) Guess what I got!
Wife: Oh great. Don't have too much fun now!