Forum:The Best Day in Uncyclopedia history
The featured article is Virginia Tech Massacre, the Main Page picture for yesterday's featured article is three naked chicks about to get it on, and the "Featured One Year Ago Today" is an article with two large pictures of penises in it. This is it guys. We've achieved utter and complete greatness. We'll never top how spectacular today's Main Page is. And I've got to say, it's lonely at the top. -RAHB 01:41, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- One is the loneliest number, too.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 01:50, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- No. Zero is. Zero doesn't even have itself. I regularly have to talk it down from ledges, due to the metaphysical consequences of being nothing. Telling zero that it makes 1 10 works right now, but for how long? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:53, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- Let the fucker jump. We should all go back to Roman Numerals! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- No. Zero is. Zero doesn't even have itself. I regularly have to talk it down from ledges, due to the metaphysical consequences of being nothing. Telling zero that it makes 1 10 works right now, but for how long? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:53, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- And that cave painting guy getting a boner for a horse on the UnNews section is like the crown jewel. Best. Day. Ever. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 14:36, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- Yep, we've pretty much put together the single best main page possible. Nice work, guys. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Oct 10
- We should feature the main page. Like April Fool's day. Only it's Best Main Page EVER day. And we get to wear silly hats. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 23:38, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- Potato hats? It would be just like a Green Bay Packers game, except without the cheese. And with potatoes. And without the football. And with the internet. And without the babes. And with the internet people. Sounds awesome! -RAHB 23:44, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- Or how about those edible nacho hats? Mmm. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:48, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- Oooo, are those the ones with those little soda can attachments that you put bottles of hot sauce in? -RAHB 00:03, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- I'll get myself an edible poison hat with some cheesiness. Let's do it! -- Style Guide 12:48, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- And while the main page is being featured, we can all be like go, go, go, go, go, go and we can eat nachos, and we could be friends, and everyone would like me!!! • <13:16 Oct 11, 2008>
- No cajek, that will never happen. No one will ever like you. Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 15:06, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- but the nachos... and, and we can be friends...? • <15:29 Oct 11, 2008>
- No cajek, that will never happen. No one will ever like you. Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 15:06, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- And while the main page is being featured, we can all be like go, go, go, go, go, go and we can eat nachos, and we could be friends, and everyone would like me!!! • <13:16 Oct 11, 2008>
- I'll get myself an edible poison hat with some cheesiness. Let's do it! -- Style Guide 12:48, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- Oooo, are those the ones with those little soda can attachments that you put bottles of hot sauce in? -RAHB 00:03, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- Or how about those edible nacho hats? Mmm. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:48, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- Potato hats? It would be just like a Green Bay Packers game, except without the cheese. And with potatoes. And without the football. And with the internet. And without the babes. And with the internet people. Sounds awesome! -RAHB 23:44, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- We should feature the main page. Like April Fool's day. Only it's Best Main Page EVER day. And we get to wear silly hats. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 23:38, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
- Yep, we've pretty much put together the single best main page possible. Nice work, guys. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Oct 10
So I clicked on this link hoping it'd be about surviving the move attempt, and it's about a threesome, two penises, and making light of a massacre. That'll teach me.--<<>> 18:24, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- Yes, it will. You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope you're happy. Go jump off a cliff. Uh...I'm out of demotivational phrases, help me out? - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 20:07, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- I can't. I...just...can't. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- In Soviet Russia, demotivational phrase demotivates YOU!! Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 20:38, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
- I can't. I...just...can't. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:28, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
I remember the best day in my short Uncyclopedian history. My article was being featured, another of my articles was pictured in the UnNews section, I was being featured in the Noobish section, and every one of my other articles was on the new articles section....That was a damn good day. A damn good day. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 06:42, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- Even better than the initiation ceremony? Me and the guys spent forever blowing all those balloons up. -RAHB 06:45, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- It's soo cool that you guys make helium. All I make is methane, and nobody wants to tie the knot in the balloons after I've filled them up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:57, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- Wah wah waaaaahhhh • <12:22 Oct 12, 2008>
- Initiation ceremony? Balloons? Shit man, all I got was Modus telling me stories about how they used to welcome newbies back in his day. Something about bubble baths, and special balloons. I wasn't paying attention, you know how he gets when he's on those rants. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:15, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- Did I ever tell you about the time that I got on one of those rants? It wasn't a rant so much as it was me randomly reminiscing about one thing or another that may or may not have actually happened, as my head was never quite right after the War. Did I ever tell you about the War? It started in the Falter of Ought Sixteen. We had to combine Fall and Winter that year, on account of the stock market crash which happened twenty some-odd years later. America had just entered the war, which had been on for several years beforehand, but wars aren't Wars until Uncle Sam takes marches in late, after most of the people have already shot each other. At the time, we were expecting to support the Kaiser, but then the dang fool just rolled in to France, which the french pronounce "fah ron-sa" on account of their frenchness. To support our new allies, the french, we renamed french fries "french fries", which saved quite a lot on printing, because we didn't have to change the menu. Kaiser buns were up for renamin' as well, but "buns" were called "rounded bread" at the time, as it was considered sinful to name food after people parts like bottoms... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- Did I ever tell..........Huh? What? I'm sorry, I zoned off listening to that. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 21:52, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- Did I ever tell you about the time that I got on one of those rants? It wasn't a rant so much as it was me randomly reminiscing about one thing or another that may or may not have actually happened, as my head was never quite right after the War. Did I ever tell you about the War? It started in the Falter of Ought Sixteen. We had to combine Fall and Winter that year, on account of the stock market crash which happened twenty some-odd years later. America had just entered the war, which had been on for several years beforehand, but wars aren't Wars until Uncle Sam takes marches in late, after most of the people have already shot each other. At the time, we were expecting to support the Kaiser, but then the dang fool just rolled in to France, which the french pronounce "fah ron-sa" on account of their frenchness. To support our new allies, the french, we renamed french fries "french fries", which saved quite a lot on printing, because we didn't have to change the menu. Kaiser buns were up for renamin' as well, but "buns" were called "rounded bread" at the time, as it was considered sinful to name food after people parts like bottoms... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:47, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
- It's soo cool that you guys make helium. All I make is methane, and nobody wants to tie the knot in the balloons after I've filled them up. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:57, 12 October 2008 (UTC)