User:Nydas

Stuff I've won

Noob of the Moment June 2006 Commander of the Order Featured Article: Adventure gamebook This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Memento This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Commemorative plate This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Wallet moth This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?! Featured Article: Enid Blyton This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Encyclopedic Gems

Enid Blyton J.K. Rowling Adventure gamebook Shaolin William Topaz McGonagall False teeth

Memento National Elf Service Commemorative plate Neoteny Wallet moth Wine tasting

Hard-hitting News

UnNews:Britain's last Turkey Twizzler factory to close UnNews:Tom Cruise narrowly escapes being trapped in amber UnNews:New Land Before Time film 'set to be darker' UnNews:Terror threat against Fruit 'n Fibre UnNews:David Caruso's tears found to cure blindness UnNews:BBC unveils plan to clone Natasha Kaplinsky UnNews:Shaggy too stoned to give evidence; 'monster' trial collapses UnNews:China set to overtake West in D-list celebrities