User:Yodel monkey/Perfect Circle
The Perfect Circle...nobody can draw it….nobody. When in reality, learning how to draw a perfect circle is the single most important thing man can do. Man has succeeded exploring in areas outside of our planet, toying with organs in the human body without harm, and creating seats with ass-warmers, but have yet to do something as simple as draw a perfect circle. The perfect circle may be the very best proof that man is not perfect, that along with the straight line, the internet, and Al Gore. We need to invest in hand creation of the Perfect Circle. It is of utmost importance to human existance.
Uses for a Perfect Circle[edit | edit source]
Again, nothing is more important than drawing a perfect circle. We go through life drawing squiggly circles, and ovals, accepting them as good enough. The simple fact of the matter is that we are WASTING thousands, and thousands of dollars on new forms of transportation and cures for cancer, when we aren't even dealing with what we really need. I have compiled a list of legitimate uses for a perfect circle drawn by man presented here:
- For drawing circular objects in art such as a sun or a smiley face.
- (Writer's Block)
As you can clearly see from the above list, we NEED to learn how humans can draw the perfect circle. It is imperative to our survival. All further research should be postponed until we find a way.
The Compass[edit | edit source]
Some people claim that we have already found a way to make a perfect circle, the compass. In case you don’t know what a compass is, it’s a thing that pokes a hole in the center of what is to become your circle, and it swivels around and a pencil attached to a leg of it draws a "perfect circle". Now, how many people want a hole in the center of their circle? And what happens when you move it a slight bit? Your whole circle is completely destroyed and you have to erase the whole damn thing. Besides, how many sane people actually carry one of those things, let alone own one? Ask anyone on the street if you can borrow their compass. Half of them won't even know what the hell your talking about.
Mathematical Formulas[edit | edit source]
As with everything in this damn world, the asians decided to put math to the creation of the perfect circle. And as with everything else they try, they succeeded. There is no need describing this to you because if you look at it, its just a bunch of numbers. But in case you care, here it is, They are a crafty bunch them asians. Hopefully they will simplify it so retards like us will understand it one day.
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
What does this mean for us? It means that computers will always be better than you. No matter what people can say that they can do, computers can just say, "I can draw a perfect circle." DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRAW ONE! None have ever been successfully drawn in the history of mankind, save for one reported incident. A man completed one and without warning, spontaneously combusted, along with all those within a mile radius of him, his entire family, and his dog. No further completions have been reported.
