User:Monika

user:monika

Random Image Fun Time! Greven-tan, the moë internet meme personification of murderer Varg Vikernes.

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I am not now nor have I ever been an active user. I am on a perpetual break from Uncyclopedia. If you happen to see me, it's because I'm on break from being on break.

Articles I've claimed as my own

• Diamonds & Rust, a song by Rob Halford about Bob Dylan. [featured]
• The Prisoner (US Remake) Not at all related to the AMC miniseries "The Prisoner" starring James Caviezel, Ian McKellen, and a large bouncy white ball. [featured]
• UnNews:Band of pirates subdued by Navy SEALs Fuck yeah Alestorm!
• UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans Blue Penis. [PLS winner, featured] [asplained explained]
• UnNews: What would Cliff Burton do? 22 years dead isn't going to protect him from wild speculation. [explained]
• Fermat's Penultimate Theorem Written, of course, haphazardly. [explained]
• Megadeth, a comprehensive guide to former members of. [featured] [atoned] [bet]
• The great Marty Friedman edit war - [PLS loser, 1FN] [explained (the construction, not the jokes)]

subpages:          The 'rewritten' article (Revision 7, the penultimate revision)* The history of the article* The userpage of Revision 7's author* The locked and unvanadlized version of the article (Revision 8, the ultimate revision)* Earlier revisions The reverted unvandalized article (Revision 6, the semipenultimate revision) The blanked and smilie-faced article (Revision 5, the antesemipenultimate revision) The reverted unvandalized article (Revision 4, the preantesemipenultimate revision) The vandalized article (Revision 3, the protopreantesemipenultimate revision) The reverted unvandalized article (Revision 2, the panaeprotopreantesemipenultimate revision) The sloppy edit (Revision 1, the revision before the panaeprotopreantesemipenultimate revision) The original article (Revision 0) Comparisons of revisisions Between 0 and 1* Between 0 and 8 Between 1 and 2 Between 1 and 8 Between 2 and 3* Between 2 and 8 Between 3 and 4 Between 3 and 8 Between 4 and 5* Between 4 and 8 Between 5 and 6 Between 5 and 8 Between 6 and 7 Between 6 and 8 Between 7 and 8 Hidden Pages Or rather, hidden page. Not technically part of the article, but this was used to generate the diff pages * - my recommendation for minimum set of pages to read to catch everything.

• Varg Vikernes and the Greven-tan phenomenon. [1FN] [not explained... yet]
• Moë, that feeling you get when you just want to take your favorite death growlist home as a pet. [explained]
• License Note A manga about a boy who finds a notebook that allows him to license anime just by writing down its title. (Sorry!) [1FN] [explained]
• Bleach, a fashion line by Tite Kubo [2FN, ex-quasied] [totally not explained]
• Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball, a spinoff game to a popular fighting game series. [featured] [explained]
• Mr. Sandman, the critically acclaimed Neil Gaiman comic. [explained]
• Japan-France, a small island-nation in Eurasia. [1FN] [explained]

Awards and stuff, now with 60% less ostentation

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Rejoice, Monika! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Poet Lowrate This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans