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...is the featured article still unchanged after like two days? Being an obsessive-compulsive dick, things like this bother me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:18, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

You do know that we're incompetent, right? I featured one for tomorrow. I'm competent, but only after the fact. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:59, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Literally just left a message on your talk page. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:02, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
My talkpage? Obviously, you're an idiot...which puts you halfway on the road to adminshiphood. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:17, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Maybe if you could...you know...fill up the queue? The current situation on VFH is a little ridiculous. IronLung 09:19, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

You want to put your what in my where?! You, sir, disgust me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:25, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I too am now quite well versed in Albanian interpretationalist cinema, but isn't it time to see some of the Bourne Pottery Class up there on the main page? --Nameable ((talk?)) 13:02, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Read my initial post. Oscar is first in line (and won't appear until Monday GMT so that it gets at least a full day on the frontpage). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

rest comrades drink vodka with god emperor stalin --Communist. 14:16, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

So

I'm still seeing a certain article about Albania on the front page. Is this normal? IronLung 03:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes it is. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 05:49, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
We have a frontpage? Why was I not informed of this?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:55, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

MODUS!

Don't freak out, but we have a front page   Le Cejak <15:54 Jun 04, 2009>

Which leads me to wonder, do we have a rear page? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:57, 4 Jun
That's at the end of the internet, next to the page where lolcats AREN'T hilarious   Le Cejak <16:00 Jun 04, 2009>
Have you ever been to the end of the Internet? I've heard it's magical. Nameable ((talk?)) 16:05, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
You will thank me later... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:08, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
As far as pages with text go, that was one of them. Or, one of them's sister. RrrAAArrr   Le Cejak <16:11 Jun 04, 2009>
*scared* I think Cajek might be on drugs...Nameable ((mumble)) 18:22, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
It appears that we do have a rear page. --Mnb'z 18:28, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I like the Bettie Page better. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 20:22, 5 June 2009 (UTC)