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I was reading through some old forums, and happened along this oldie: Forum:Uncyclopedia Noob of the Year 2007. So, Why teh fux not? I'm making an executive decision, and starting this up again. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 23:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Official nominations for 2008

The amazing Noob of the year trophy.

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 exaggerated users

1. Nom and For times infinite+8 For so many obvious reasons. Deserved in every way imaginable. Something rediculous like 15 or 16 features in half a year, a butt-load of Pee reviews, and a VFD whore. Plus this should make the community look somewhat better for dropping the ball and not giving him NotM in May. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 23:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
2. For per above. --Mnbvcxz 07:05, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
3. For. I've already voted for him on WotY, so it would be ridiculous not to do likewise here. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:28, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
4.  Yes. IronLung 04:20, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
5.  I never realized he was a n00b, I just though he was always here... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 06:27, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
6. Do I get a free bowl of soup if I vote? No? Ah well, for anyway... --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 13:49, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Contestant (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

1. Nom and Strong Abstain -RAHB 05:17, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
2. Emphatic abstention. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:07, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
3. Staunch neutrality. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:28, Jan 10
4. Abstain. - Per above — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:33, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
5. Hard Abs • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:16, Jan 10
6. Abstain. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:38, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 13

• Nom and for. He really deserves it this time. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:29, 12 Jan 2009
• Lawlsfor. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 18:59, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
• Noobish for Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:29, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:05, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
• You Bet -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:30, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
• Always and Forever For ~ 13:32, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
• For - There is no doubt in my mind who this award should go to. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:21, Jan 15
• For --Docile hippopotamus 00:07, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
• Comment: I really hope Rcmurphy doesn't win, cause awards are SERIOZ. Hyperbole really deserves recognition in the form of a golden trophy...and I'm not adult enough not to vote for myself. Rcmurphy should only win noob awards when there are no other worthy nominations. This year there are plenty. I would nominate some people, if I wasn't so lazy. Anybody, but Rcmurphy. Who isn't a noob, as such...by the way. Actually anybody but Rcmurphy and Yettie. That user is an idiot. And a slag. But mainly an idiot. He left Uncyc for like a month or something. The total idiotslagdildo. - [19:09 19 January 2009] YYettie
  • You're aware that you're insinuating that something on Uncyclopedia is serious, yes? Also, rcmurphy is technically the only person even eligible for this award. How can you be a year old and still be a noob without being rcmurphy? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:12, Jan 19
    • I must have been misguided then. Because from I'd heard Uncyclopedia was the SERIOZest site on the intertubes. I heard this was where the SERIOZ people came to get SERIOZed. - [07:45 29 January 2009] YYettie
• Strong for. He's still confused too. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:13, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. Hyperbole just doesn't act noobishly - he's regularly here and dangerously competent. Rc remains the quintessential n00b. --UU - natter 14:23, Jan 20
• Support. I'm a noob here, and I arrived too late for N00b of the year, so yeah, I'm voting for the person in the lead. -- SPARTAN-A984, Protecting the world from angry lawn gnomes since 1996 17:49, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
• For --T. (talk) 16:21, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
• For Noobiest of the noobs forever. —rc (t) 05:56, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
• For Because fuck Uncyclopedia. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:43, 7 Feb
• IMPORTANT NOTICE: Liz muffin claims that Rcmurphy is actually NXWave! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:00, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

The_Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom MrN 17:47, Jan 12
• The Woodburninator may have a somewhat moderate taste at times, but he's not really n00bish. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:47, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

• Ummm...what? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:12, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
  • What indeed. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:52, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
    • Oh. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
      • Let's face it man, new people suck and they aren't anything like the golden era before we arrived. just ask an old-timer curmudgeon.--    21:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
        • You kids get off my---I mean yeah! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:04, Feb 8

YesTimeToEdit (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Y8sTimeToVote

• YesTimeToNomAndFor YTTE is a prince(ss?) among men. Talented writer, great user, world citizen. Whatever, I'm sick of saying a ton of nice things about people. But Yettie's the kinda guy(gurl?) that you hate when he(she?) leaves but you love watching him(it?) go. Such has been his(her?) Uncyc career. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:22, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Mafia!!! VT 23:48, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
•  SelfFor I'm really trying to get back into writing! + I can do big googly eyes, that no one can resist. Yes, googly. - [09:44 13 January 2009] YYettie
•  For even tho she's a girl. --Mnbvcxz 18:23, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For Since nobody has done an effective job of summarizing Proust this year, I think first prize should be awarded to the writer with the biggest T's--    10:22, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For He/She's cool. Sgar Tri3~Talk 16:04 20 January 2009 16:04, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For the Mafia Man. Because he's a baller. VT 00:02, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

  She's a GIRL!! --Mnbvcxz 17:17, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

  I still maintain that he is not. In fact, we need to do something official about Yettie's gender, and not just something on his talk page. /me is off to the Dump —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:30, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

• I'm just hoping for a girl. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:50, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

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Optimuschris (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Against Total asshat. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:46, 7 Feb

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