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With the WotY and UotY races heating up, I think we need a NotY. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:43, Jan 1

A year award I could theoretically win! Gasp and orgasm! Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:07, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Aww but daddy, you pwomised me a noob awawd!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 6 07:53

Just to remind you of something

TheLedBalloon. Shouldn't you be hosting this on your userpage like User:TheLedBalloon/Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Year? --NXWave 17:28, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

I could...maybe I even should. But, here we are, stuck in the forums. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:56, Jan 7

...but this isn't for Noob of the Year. This is for the Forum Noob of the Year. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:28, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Year

Official nominations for 2007

Rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

The coveted Noob Of The Year trophy.

Score: +23 gaunt 95 year old noobs

1. Nom and  Strong for. The best noob all year, hands down. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:43, Jan 1
2. Strong For. Little Rc makes me proud. The very moment I set eyes on him, with his oversized flannel shirt and jeans around the ankles and sideways baseball cap, I knew he had potential. Like all other editors from the inner city, he was going to be hard to raise, but in the end he made it. We all made it. But I ramble. FUCK YEAH RCMURPHY! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:48, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
3. For--Æ 00:57, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
4.  I GET IT! It's funny cuz he's not a noob!   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 1) 01:00

   Comment: Oh, I get it! UNcyclopedia! Like it's NOT an encyclopedia! Hahaha, UNcyclopedia! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Jan 1

5.  For.} - D'awwww, ain't he cute; our own little n00b (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 1, 19:31
6.  Four--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:36, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
7. Strong For Best n00b around, if you ask me. --THE 19:53, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
8. For Even though his contributions are slim pickens.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
9.  SUPERMEGAULTRAAGAINST! HE'S A PORPOISE HORKING BASTARD! Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 19:59, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

   Comment: OMGWTFI'MSUCHAN00BIVOTEDFORNOTAGAINSTWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY oh well he deserves it the n00b Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 19:59, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

10. The strongest For that ever was For'd-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:35, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
11. FOR. Give him the damn award already. It feels like he's been here forever. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:07 Jan 01, 2008
12. For. It seems you ain't nobody round these parts until you've voted for RC as some kind of n00b. Which he is, of course. By the laws of my own grammar, that makes me, er, nobody. Huzzah! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:48, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
13.  ORGASMTRON, MAXIMIZE! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:45, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
14. For as per one the guys above me. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 03:24, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
15. For Fucking me, and my reluctance to actually check the forums before making a forum post. I did buy you this shiny trophy though! -RAHB 03:44, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
16. For. Because I think the RC in his name stands for Robot Chicken. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:26, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
17.  Euroipods!... I mean For --Rev. Isra (talk) 20:12, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
18. For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:45, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
19. Featured! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 21:02, Jan. 2, 2008
20. FU RC. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:44, 02 Jan 2008
21. Comment I am thoroughly humbled by the community's vote of confidence in my noobness. It should be a heartening and inspiring message to all aspiring Uncyclopedians that someone as useless as myself, who has contributed nothing to the site throughout nearly three years of membership, can still win an award as... custom-tailored as this one. I doff my hat to you all, except Caboose who was really kind of a jerk, and I am especially thankful to both Led and RAHB for thinking about me for their made-up honors. You will all always have a special place in my heart browser cache. —rc (t) 23:48, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

    Addendum: FU Spang for edit-conflicting me. —rc (t) 23:48, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

    Speech!! Speech!! Oh wait.....damn, I guess that was one. -RAHB 00:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

22. For --YeOldeLuke 06:12, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
23. Sure --AAA! (AAAA) 00:06, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
24. FFSor as long as yew guys stop nominating him in NotM :P I guess he has somewhat of a legacy that would justify winning NotY... ^^ ~Fag x FS

Contestant (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

1. Nomination and Spirited Neutral Because...I dunno, I guess.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:04, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
2. OH IF ONLY I HAD NOT VOTED FOR RCMURPHY :(((((( -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 19:39, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
3. Strong Abstain. This guy has inspired me to not vote one way or another more than anyone else. I emphatically lack strong feelings for this gent. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:01, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
4. Weak Abstain I think I saw him do something once, but I can't be sure. You just don't know with these things.... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:05, Jan 4
5. I'll abstain from abstaining on this vote. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:25, Jan 5
6. There's a stain on my shirt. It spells "Ab". *badum-tisssh* Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:27, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
7. -RAHB 09:22, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

   RAHBstain? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:27, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

   You guessed it. -RAHB 05:43, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

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