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My Virgin Talk Page

First one to take it's virginity wins a prize!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 5 04:21

wut

--Charitwo^Talk 04:22, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Hello

Hi, I'm new.... Well not exactly new. I don't know how things go on here. Can you help me please? I mean with the basic stuff or any stuff. Thx.--CherryBlossom93 02:36, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Err, I think UU is currently AWOL. Of course, I'd be happy to answer any questions for you until he returns. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, Mar 17

You dont tell me how to raise my child! When i punch mommy it means "I love you" goddamnit! Go ahead mr "child protection services" and try to take my babies away from me! RAARRGH!! Im only kidding-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

Reading the links at the top of your page here would be a dam good start. Especially the first two... ;) MrN 02:52, Mar 17

Back from leave

I'm back, but only for a short while.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 27 02:18

Great to have you back UU! Now fix your sig! :) ~ 08:13, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I remember you, bro!   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (08:47)

Cajek?! You stalking me again?! ~ 08:49, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I remember all of you, not just the person I happen to be stalking!   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 27 (08:51)

Glad to see you again, Cajek. Honestly, I thought you were deceased from that carbon dating incident. Unfortunately, I wont be able to devote as much time to unc because of school and work and other stuff...wink wink wink.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Mar 28 01:19

Oooh, I know THAT double wink! ...sexxorz?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 28 (01:23)

Not from you, you cheeky little whore. Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

GAH! So much code!! Why so much code? Why!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:40, Mar 28

WFT? Fix it! I have no idea whats going on, man! Oh I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

Learn to count your goddamn tags

Please. This has got to be the third time I've fixed your sig now. Which, by the by, has mutated into a horrendous, twenty-lined monster of a beast that I had to STICK MY HANDS INTO THE BELLY OF and move some things around in it. It was disgusting. And I'm a doctor. I still can't get the smell off my hands.
Basically all I'm trying to say is...
RULE #1 OF HTML:
YOU OPEN A TAG,
YOU CLOSE A TAG.
Were you taught HTML in a barn?! I should hope not! Because they don't get WiFi over at barns, you know! Grand Generally Non-Asshat x1,916,281 and Doctor KUNDr.S. WHORE! UOTM YWG

Guess who's back? Remember me?

Im really glad to see all the progress this wiki has made. And people finished my unfinished articles-is this a new trend here? Do they do free valet parking and room service as well? Well, Im back, and i don't know for how long, but its nice to see things running smoothly here. -- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jul 31 01:38

Holy crap, you disappeared for over a year? Where was I? Where were you? Why aren't you going a whirlwind greeting spree? At any rate, you're back just in time to make your sig stop throwing up code. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:26, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I just need to get back into the spin of things around here. My funny has gone down with maturity, so i need to fix that. There is far too much to do on unc nowadays, and frankly im completely overwhelmed with committees of subcommittees and sub portals and newsletters. At least the ol gang is still here, right? Remember me? Im the guy who wrote that article? I used that in an english paper! Enough rambling, how are you?--Unknown_user's signature code spill this way->

I'm actually getting somewhat reacquainted with the site, as well. I disappeared for a few months around the beginning of the year, but I'm pretty well back into the rhythm of things again. Fortunately most of the old gang is, indeed, still around, though most are far less active. Now we've got all these new kids running around making a mess of everything, in addition to the old kids running around making a mess of everything. Just look at this! An abomination, I say! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:46, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Get on IRC, now! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't do it! IT'S A TRAP! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:52, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Indeed! I tried to get people to visit uncyclopedia, but they all thought i was weird and the site stupid. Someone went out and finished some of my articles, making them not only complete, but funnier than before. A travesty i say! Aw heck i cant type fast enough. i'll get on IRC (if i remember how).-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

Award from UN:REQ

This user created HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Your Sig

It wrought havoc on the VFH page for my article, so I just removed it an replaced it with the {{Unsigned}} thing, just so you know. Thanks for the vote, however. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:44, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

I am endlessly sorry. It has always done that. Many have tried to tame it, all have failed.--{{SUBST:-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Sep 8 22:45

I fixed that - your substing your sig, this is why it looks like the end of the world every time you sign something. ~ 22:48, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

How many times is this now? How bout I just make a new sig?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

Well, it looks fine, just don't subst it. You might flood the universe. ~ 22:58, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Depends on whether the universe is infinitely expanding or is of definite size.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

How's this?--

Sir U.U.

Are you Thomas Pynchon!? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:46, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Dont ever antagonize the horn--

Sir U.U.

I'll take that as a maybe. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:21, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my soon-to-be featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:32, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

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Clicked to annoy

Except that went to wikipedia, and now I want to know why. Why?!

And whom, exactly, is that supposed to annoy? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 19:14 (UTC)