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Does VAN HALEN Rock?
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Real Name: I Don't even know
Age: Old enough to walk
Gender: Male
Member since: 25 November 2007
Occupation: Working is for chumps
Favorite Band: Van Halen
Favourite Article: Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?
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IRC name: MNM5150
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