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Slut List

Here are the top 40. Italics are for those who are members of the Welcoming Committee.

  1. User:Mhaille ‎(19,097 links)
  2. User:Benson ‎(15,536 links)
  3. User:Thekillerfroggy ‎(7,409 links)
  4. User:TheLedBalloon ‎(6,104 links)
  5. User: ‎(5,028 links)
  6. User:Sycamore ‎(4,999 links)
  7. User:Todd Lyons ‎(4,961 links)
  8. User:Modusoperandi ‎(4,926 links)
  9. User:Zombiebaron ‎(4,544 links)
  10. User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user ‎(4,329 links)
  11. User:Tom mayfair ‎(4,288 links)
  12. User:Under user ‎(4,258 links)
  13. User:Insineratehymn ‎(4,005 links)
  14. User:MrN9000 ‎(3,540 links)
  15. User:Fnoodle ‎(3,358 links)
  16. User:Dr. Skullthumper ‎(3,259 links)
  17. User:Starnestommy ‎(2,998 links)
  18. User:Codeine ‎(2,883 links)
  19. User:RAHB ‎(2,586 links)
  20. User:Mordillo ‎(2,425 links)
  21. User:THEDUDEMAN ‎(2,266 links)
  22. User:Bonner ‎(2,209 links)
  23. User:Braydie ‎(2,167 links)
  24. User:Cajek ‎(2,146 links)
  25. User:Enzo Aquarius ‎(1,999 links)
  26. User:Nintendorulez ‎(1,936 links)
  27. User:Olipro ‎(1,853 links)
  28. User:SysRq ‎(1,794 links)
  29. User:Hinoa ‎(1,750 links)
  30. User:Ljlego ‎(1,746 links)
  31. User:Cs1987 ‎(1,725 links)
  32. User:Gerrycheevers ‎(1,693 links)
  33. User:Tompkins ‎(1,661 links)
  34. User:Electrified mocha chinchilla ‎(1,639 links)
  35. User:Manforman ‎(1,638 links)
  36. User:Orian57 ‎(1,635 links)
  37. User:Rcmurphy ‎(1,547 links)
  38. User:Necropaxx ‎(1,545 links)
  39. User:DJ Irreverent ‎(1,460 links)
  40. User:The Thinker ‎(1,350 links)

--EMC [TALK] 14:35, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Damn, I'm losing ground behind TKF. I need to start slutting it up. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:57, Aug 5
I'm not on the list at all. Guess nobody likes me and whatnot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:13, 5 Aug
Yay! People like me. Although I am sort of a member of the Welcoming committe. I just don't always do it. And who the hell is manforman? I've never heard of him.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:24 5 August 2009
He was gone before you got here. We gave you his room. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:28, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
And we gave OptyC Nintendorulez room. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:31, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
So that's why it smells of elderberries and vaseline. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:37, 5 Aug
No. That's just what you're blaming it on. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:18, Aug 6
It's kinda...weird that I was gone for a year and am still in the top 10. I'm really only leaving a comment on this page to add to my linkcount though. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:04, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Nobody likes me. It's just like real life... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:22, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

It's better than real life. We don't have to look at you here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:24, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
I second ZB, I haven't been on here for a good while and i'm still up there. You know why? The rest of you are lazy! Get to work! BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 6, 09:58
I also noticed Manforman is up there. I lol'd, remember him? BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 6, 09:59
Cool. Fnoodle has more links that Dr Skull. zh I hate me new sig 10:16 August 6
Ha! I have a new plan for taking over the world and lagging everyone's computer. My sig includes about 50 links to me userpage. So one day, I shall take over the world! /evil laugh. zh I hate me new sig 10:26 August 6
How do you find out the link things? I tried Special:SpecialPages but I don;t seem to find anything. zh I hate me new sig 10:31 August 6
Try Special:MostLinkedPages. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
User:Zheliel ‎(534 links). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:00, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
If you were handsome, you'd be on Full House...but you're not, so you're on Uncyclopedia.
modus, that's really mean. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
And charactoristically unorigonal.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:29 6 August 2009
whoy do you pot 'o's where they don't exoist? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:36, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Because I'm bad at spelling and even worse at typing - Who the fuck are you anyway? You're not even on the list!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:38 6 August 2009
please don't reignite that horrifying, crushing phase of my life. =( --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:43, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
That's not mean. I just assume that everybody else is as pretty as me. And by "pretty" I mean "not pretty". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Hah! That's hilarious! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:04, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
i'm climbing the ladder. and i finally passed manforman! i totally rubbed it in his face when i brought him his dinner in the dungeons last night! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:40, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
It confounds me how Mhaille has so much. I looked into the pages that allegedly linked to him and found a few with no signatures or even mentions of him! Conspiracy? Voter fraud? What's going on? I demand answers! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
...and yet Benson's total slips right by you... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure he knows exactly why Benson's total is so high. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:52, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
There is no voter fraud. I have no idea what you are talking about. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:00, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
J'accuse! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:16, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Hang on. UU has streaked ahead of me! Last time he's was on 3,046 links. Now he's on 4,258 links? I can only assume Mr user has been keeping COMPLETELY on top of things. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:16, Aug 7

Interesting to note, Benson has gone down to 14,959 links and Zombiebaron has jumped to 5,373 links. Wonder how that happened. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:44, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

J'accuse! Again! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:51, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

It's funny how I never show up on these lists because I link my talkpage, not my userpage. Funny in an Ann Coulter way.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:32, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Blonde with dead eyes and an oily soul funny? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Also, congrats on placing 40st. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
38th? (assuming no one else is as dumb as me, which is, needless to say, a stupid thing to assume).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:53, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
More like 39th. I'm 40th, now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:00, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
How does having 1,451 links place you ahead of someone with 1,460? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:33, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Listen. You do math YOUR way, and I'll put down a random number. That way, we both get the cheese.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:38, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Next time I'll use user talk pages if they're higher than the user page. --EMC [TALK] 20:42, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Bless you, though you really don't have to.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:37, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Yea, it gives a wonderful sense of empowerment to be able to look at somebody and shout "I'm better than you, but you don't know it!". Especially when they can't hear you. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. As the chinese say, Yan Er Dao Ling. But you probably don't know what I mean, so Im better than you, but you don't know it. zh/SG/13:57 August 10 sig go bonker again :( zh/SG/13:57 August 10
My sig's working fine. I'm better than you, and I want everybody to know it! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Why am I not on that list? Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 23:28,10August,2009

You're stupid and we hate you --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
because you have less than 500 links to your userpage. and also you're stupid and we hate you. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:36, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
You're on the other list. --EMC [TALK] 23:37, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
That doesn't make sense. I know I signed my name on at least 500 pages, and my sig links to my page. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 00:07,11August,2009
Closer to 474. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:34, Aug 11
the above linked statistics say otherwise. and statistics never lie. they're like george washington, if he was comprised completely of numbers. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:36, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Arabic numbers. OMG, George Washington wasn't born in the USA! Quick, call the birthers! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
i think a special exception was made in his case due to his well-documented crusade against cherry trees (a symbol of japan) since japan was a bitter enemy of colonial america. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I love when conversations stay on topic. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15px-SBQ3.JPG 01:25,11August,2009
I love it when a plan comes together. John "Hannibal" Smith 04:40, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
In fact George Washington was a British subject by birth. However, his article lacks {{British}} for some reason. --Mn-z 18:53, 11 August 2009 (UTC)