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This, my friend, is the thirteenth annual Uncyclopedia Slutties, a gala where only the most shameless of Uncyclopedia's userbase can finally be rewarded for their unfailing effort to whore themselves to the masses. Without further ado, that list of sluts promised by the title.

Some ado...

All user pages and user talk pages were taken into consideration for this go 'round. Occasionally, the anomaly occurred where one's user talk page had more links than the actual userpage. In these situations, the higher number was recorded, and the entrant not marked in any way.

And the awards go to...

Bold denotes admins

Italics denote Welcoming Committee members

Being underlined denotes being included in TKF's sig (and also not being TKF), thus invalidating their count.

Being listed as Benson, and/or all caps, denotes being Benson

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Slut List
Archives

• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• 5
• 6
• 7 and 9
• 8
• 8.5
• 10
• 11
• 12
• 13
• 14
• 15
• 16
• 17
• 18
• 19
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• 21
• 22
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1. Mhaille ‎(8,741 links)
2. BENSON ‎(4,818 links)
3. Insineratehymn ‎(3,538 links)
4. Tom mayfair ‎(3,156 links)
5. Zombiebaron‎(3,120 links)
6. Hinoa ‎(2,809 links)
7. Todd Lyons‎(2,272 links)
8. One-eyed Jack ‎(2,150 links)
9. Hrodulf(2,149 links)
10. Braydie‎(2,120 links)
11. Codeine(2,089 links)
12. Chronarion‎(2,033 links)
13. Modusoperandi(1,950 links)
14. Mordillo ‎(1,794 links)
15. Spang(1,759 links)
16. Rei‎(1,722 links)
17. Thekillerfroggy‎ (1,720 links)
18. Winstanley1(1,645 links)
19. Ekashp(1,606 links)
20. Tompkins‎(1,599 links)
21. Olipro(1,298 links)
22. Cs1987‎(1,223 links)
23. Starnestommy(1,077 links)
24. Famine(947 links)
25. Hindleyite(929 links)
26. Bradaphraser(907 links)
27. Splaka‎(868 links)
28. Strange but untrue(858 links)
29. Nintendorulez(833 links)
30. Savethemooses‎(830 links)
31. Rcmurphy‎(781 links)
32. Ljlego(777 links)
33. Zim ulator‎(772 links)
34. Electrified mocha chinchilla(749 links)
35. High Gen. Grue(724 links)
36. Crazyswordsman(696 links)
37. MoneySign(669 links)
38. HerrDoktor‎(631 links)
39. Tooltroll(596 links)
40. Rataube(586 links)
41. Sannse‎(583 links)
42. Keitei(540 links)
43. Heerenveen‎(524 links)
44. Cainad(498 links)
45. TheLedBalloon‎(492 links)
46. Dawg(490 links)
47. Carlb‎(481 links)
48. Jocke Pirat(480 links)
49. The Thinker‎(471 links)
50. Squiggle ‎(455 links)
51. Elvis(454 links)
52. Orion Blastar‎(450 links)
53. Isra1337(450 links)
54. Gwax(446 links)
55. David Gerard(445 links)
56. Ghelae(445 links)
57. Some user‎(440 links)
58. Sikon(404 links)
59. OsirisX‎(393 links)
60. RadicalX‎(390 links)
61. AAA!(377 links)
62. Ceridwyn(361 links)
63. DiZ(354 links)
64. Prettiestpretty‎(350 links)
65. Goshzilla(340 links)
66. Severian(327 links)
67. RAHB‎(312 links)
68. Alksub(294 links)
69. Andorin Kato‎(292 links)
70. Uncyclopedian‎(287 links)
71. Gert5(286 links)
72. Hardwick Fundlebuggy‎(284 links)
73. UNKNOWNFILE(283 links)
74. Capercorn(282 links)
75. Sir Cornbread(274 links)
76. Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens‎(273 links)
77. Mr. Briggs Inc.(269 links)
78. Lenoxus(262 links)
79. THE‎(251 links)
80. Procopius‎(250 links)
81. Jack mort‎(250 links)

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And that's a wrap, folks. Let's see who cares.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:15, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations sir! Everybody cares! Now go eat a cookie. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:21 Sep 04, 2007

Still at #3 mofos! --General Insineratehymn 23:18, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Nice, I made the list this time! I'm a BIG man! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:19, Sep 4, 2007

We should totally take bets on this this. I bet 16 Dubloons that I'll be within 15 next list time. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:21, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

HOLY CRAP! 54 to 35! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:22, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Also, Ljlego has 777 links. Your Ten-leaf clover disappears in a puff of smoke. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:28, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Wow, still not on the Slut List with 168 linksish. :D - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:24, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Wait a minute! TKF links other people in his sig! Isn't that cheating? (If so, I want a space somewhere there too.) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:05 Sep 05, 2007

I am widely considered to be a "damn cheater", a "vote rigger", and a "Jesus" thanks to my signature. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

/me looks around innocently. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:18 Sep 05, 2007

/me adds something. Heh.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:39, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Ljlego is a spoilsport. Slutiness is slutiness. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:48 Sep 05, 2007

Little bastards! My signature is not a playground! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:41, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Shaddup, Jesus. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:33 Sep 05, 2007

/me goes on TKF's signature's swingset. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:44, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I want to play in the sandbox! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:52 Sep 05, 2007

You can play wiff my Tonka Truck. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

ZOMGLOLWTFBBQ I forgot about IE. Sorry 'bout that. Oh well. /me goes on pretending to be ignorant.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:36, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

You're replying to the wrong conversation, methinks. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:12, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Damn, I dropped 2 places. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:43, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I've just realized that my <option> tags make it impossible for me to get on this list. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:11 Sep 05, 2007

Nevermind. Fixed. Maybe someday I'll have the honor. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:52 Sep 05, 2007

W00t! I made the Slut list!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:30, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Wait, "Being underlined denotes being included in TKF's sig (and also not being TKF), thus invalidating their count.". They're all underlined. /me eyes go big. TKF can contain all of us? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I count six. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:32 Sep 05, 2007

FF shows six. IE shows friggin' all of them. Damn links. You can't play wiff my Tonka truck anymores. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:24, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I fell five spots??? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 06:37, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

It's all TKF's fault. I fell 8 spots, and 6 of those who overtook me are linked in TKF's sig. Me angry. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:56, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Suuure, go ahead and blame me. You'd be correct in doing so. -_-. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:38, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I want to know who has me in their sig, because my userpage sure isn't linked in mine. I should not be on this list. Free ban coming to whoever it is. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 10:17, 05 Sep 2007

These lists are so 2006. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:32, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

You're so 2006. Seriously, feathered bangs? Platform shoes? Satin shirt? No, wait...I meant 1976. That's better. Nice Camaro. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:04, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I have no idea. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:13 Sep 05, 2007

Seriously? Bans are free now? I have got to get me one of those. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:32 Sep 06, 2007

Seriously though, check out all the pages which supposedly link to my userpage. Most of them have no such thing. Pages with absolutely no links to my userpage, even in the templates on those pages, come up as linking to it. Odd. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:58, 06 Sep 2007

I love it! I am not anywhere on this page. Oh crap. Now I am. Pieface 17:35, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I love how everyone is mad that TKF's sig links to other users' pages, while nobody has even noticed the links to Mhaille's and Chronarian's userpages in someone else's signature. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:18, Sep 6, 2007

Yeah, I mean, I even Hinoa even got rid of the links in my sig. Play fair MO :( -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:19, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Fine, they're out of my sig. Don't come crying to me when Benson hits #1. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:40, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

I don't post and I'm still beating people. Nice. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:24, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Is it me, or does this slut list now bear absolutely no relation to the current one only four days after it was written? Quick, someone do a fourteenth, before the unluckiness of thirteen gets its freak on. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:11, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

ZOMGetcetc. No way, pandejo. If j00 want it done, do it j00rself. I won't be doing it until next month. /me snaps fingers in Z formation-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:33, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

I like that the number of links to mine is decreasing.

And I worked out whose sig is causing me to get so high up the list... Modusoperandi. Every page that is shown as linking to mine, and doesn't include an actual wikilink to my userpage, coincidentally has MO's sig on. You fiend! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:30, 09 Sep 2007

I could point out that nowhere in my sig is a link to your userpage, but, well...Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:54, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Right. At least, not since the 4th of the September, anyways... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:41, Sep 9, 2007

Tattletale! *Pout*. This is twice you've put up your hand and said "Missus Palmerdale, Modus is doing stuff!". You're so getting it at recess. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, maybe if you'd shared your milk earlier, I'd have looked the other way. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:49, Sep 9, 2007

It was Bailey's, actually. Get your own. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:10, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

NOOOOOO!!! I can't believe it! As of this writing, I should be on the list! I must have just been bumped above over my last couple of edits... blast! Ah well, maybe next time. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 17:43, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I thought I'd be on here this time. I welcomed 120 users in the past 2 weeks. hmm... Maybe next time.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 21:35, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Also, I thought I was an admin. But according to the slut list, I am mistaken. Ah well, I'll just go back to deleting a few articles to heal my pain. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:15, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Apparently as of today I'm also a member of the welcoming committee, which is also news to me. This is a very informative slut list - I wonder what I'll find out about myself next. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:32, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and now I'm an admin again. Hurrah. Thank you, masked stranger. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:53, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

You'd be surprised what pages tell you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:17, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

You're all such sluts. I'm almost ashamed to be considered part of this site when it's populated by people so loose they link to almost half the pages on it. For shame. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:47, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Yes, I just whored my userpage. Deal with it.

I'm apart of the welcomin' committee. It's my job to be a slut, as with all other jobs I do 'round here. Do you job or stfu.

I

Am totally popular. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:57, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

/me stabs at e|m|c with a pitchfork, steals his links, and takes over his spot --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:59, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Players and haters. --EMC ^[TALK] 00:13, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

3,121

-- The Zombiebaron 00:43, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

H MY LORD WHAT IS THIS SITE? HERES A JOKE..

A MAN HAS 3 PETS, A DOG, A CAT AND A DUCK. oNE DAY HE TAKES THEM FOR A WALK ACROSS THE MOTORWAY BRIDGE. JUST AS THERE ABOUT HALFWAY ACROSS THE DOG, CAT AND DUCK STOP AND LOOKUP AT THERE OWNER AND, I JUST MADE THIS UP AND THERE IS NO JOKE, LOL, HAPPY SURFING! lLorenZO- 'You laugh at me because im different, I laugh at you because your all thesame' – Preceding unsigned comment added by 78.144.93.214 (talk • contribs)

Actually, I've been laughing at your "joke". Oh, and you speeelign. Lern2 spel, Noop! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:52, Sep 16

Uh... whut? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:53, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

OK, heres another one,

Why did Osama Bin'Laden kill his wife? Because he looked up her skirt and found Bush! lol, haha!

(I kno that she wont actually wear skirts, but who care's yeah?! Happy Bullshiting all!

lLorenZO – Preceding unsigned comment added by 78.144.21.115 (talk • contribs)

Look, a new user! I hope he reads this!

Oh Dear!

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, 1lorenZO, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ljlego (talk • contribs)

Oh, ok, I didnt think there would have been rules. But what do i kno?! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 89.240.247.107 (talk • contribs)

Well, you can start reading the rules. Then, learn to sign your posts! 4 tildes(~) will do that. Oh yeah, and lern 2 spel, noop! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, Sep 17

Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:02, 17 September 2007 (UTC) if you dun sin yur post, noone kno who you is. yu goota sign post or pepl wil think ur a nub!

NEWS: Mhaille is oficially slutier than Oscard Wilde himself

I couldn't bother making a brand new slut list, but thought this was something notable you should all know, England has a new Queen!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:39, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

We do? Oh, wait, you're not talking about Graham Norton here are you? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:53, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

We're STILL posting here?! :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 17:40, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

No. Go away. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:10, 23 October 2007 (UTC)