User:Pieface
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Crap I've written (well, typed, really)[edit | edit source]
- Declaration of war on Iraq -- Bile and minor exaggerations
- History of Man -- Bloopers and puns, good bathroom reading
- History of Woman -- A massive tome of distorted facts and misrepresentations, lavishly and tastelessly illustrated with pornographic material
- UnNews:Man Misses Flight -- An article shamelessly plagiarised from CNN
- UnNews:Bookie Gored by Bad Bet -- Bookmaker gets his just deserts
- UnNews:Sacred Bull Bites Back -- Sacred Bull to become a porn star
- UnNews:NFL Star Sucks -- Indicted -- Eggsucking ring exposed
- UnNews:Computer Cheats at Checkers -- At last, computers become useful!
- UnNews:Bush Brain Surgery -- With exclusive photographs! Bush Whacking!
- UnNews:Shambo the Sacred Bull must Perform, Court Rules -- The ongoing heartrending saga of Shambo
- UnNews:Stolen Swimming Pool -- A bizarre crime elaborated
- Mandelbrot -- Maths! Science! History! Sex! Perversions! Slander! In collaboration with User:RabbiTechno
- UnNews:Kissinger Suffers Heart Ailment -- Typo leads to major surgery!
- UnNews:Black Barbie "Unveiled" -- Black (y'know, Black?) humour at its worst
- UnNews:Fed up Fish Fight Ferociously -- A fishy story
- UnNews: Skateboarding Priest on Leave -- Can you say Latin Mass?
- UnNews:Underwater Russian Flag Furled? -- A historic event that almost passed us by.
- UnNews:Mother Cuts Allowance -- Real life can be real funny. Verbatim from CNN. Sorry. My bad.
- UnNews:Fermat's Last Theorem Solved at Last -- A monumental mathematical breakthrough.
- UnNews:Bush says 'bye to Brain -- More Bush Bashing
- UnNews:Dachshund Consumption Declines -- No animals were harmed in the typing of this article
- UnNews:Nothing surprises scientists --Much ado about nothing
- UnNews:Pricasso Paints with Penis -- A new art form, a new low in civilization
- UnNews:Lost Leg Legal Battle -- The battle of the bayou
- UnNews:Mobilized Methane Moves Motors -- Global warming averted! School discipline reinstated! The solution!
- UnNews:English villages to be wiped off the face of the earth -- Truck drivers, sex, and small towns - an explosive combination!
- UnNews:Oddball Medical Measurement -- A Scientific Setback!
- UnNews:Blowjob Bonus for Bureaucrats -- The Government gets it on!
- UnNews:Global Media Panic -- The Fourth Estate miscalculates, panics.
- Madonna's Search for Meaning -- Just in case you missed it in the line above. Intellectual claptrap.
Articles that were awesome before I defaced them[edit | edit source]
- Sparta -- Corrected misconceptions about Themopylae
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad -- Exposed his true identity
- Wife -- Expanded divorce expose
- Brazil -- Tried my best to make it funnier
- Fermat -- Fixed and broke many things
- Paradox Interactive -- Converted this bit of propaganda into something mildly ...er..paradoxical
- Fermat's Last Theorem -- Added nonsense about other people who have solved it
Images that I contributed[edit | edit source]
- Multitudes -- not listed for fear of criminal prosecution in 46 countries