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THIS BAR IS CURRENTLY CLOSED. THE FAMILY APOLOGISES
Welcome to-di Italiano Bar-a! Here we have di finest coffee, aperitivo, wine and liquor drink in all of Italy, and the other finest gelato, painini, ice milk(or cream), and other food! Remember, questo è a place of socialization, not an Irish drunken bash-a. I'll try hard to keep this place as realmente buono as I can. Uhh, maintenance, as they say.
Bartender: Mr. Lazzaro "Dotnot" Jasper
Hey-a! I finished di bar! Don and Spuddy, do you like-a di bar? Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
The Don's Office - For resolving Mafia issues, official Mafia talk, Mafia ideas and complaints