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So... Has your life changed in any way since you started writing on Uncyc (or since you STOPPED writing on it)? Do you feel different, do you relate to people differently, what's different? The sex? The drug trips? The humor level? I study psychology, so I'm really interested in this kind of thing. Call me weird, but this is really interesting to me.

For myself, I really do feel more, uh, "clever" since I started writing here. Also, I've got a much larger... reservoir of jokes to get people to pay attention to me. That's just me though: Maybe you feel even MORE stupid since you started writing here. Whatever: I'm listening. Le Cejak • <13:44, 16 Aug 2008>

Well, mostly it's OK, but there is this one guy who just haunts my dreams now. I struggle to sleep most nights, and when I do, I wake up in a cold sweat with my pants soaked and a tear in my eye. That one guy, he's just driving me crazy. How can I deal with my psychological issues relating to him? Mr N

13:51, Aug 16

Taking Cajekex has been shown to dramatically increase the number of dragons you see on a daily basis. Some patients may experience increased tooth growth. Le Cejak • <13:58, 16 Aug 2008>

Actually Cajek, I see exactly what you mean. I wouldn't nescessarily say cleverer (I failed my highers and some of the blame must rest at Uncyclopedia's door) but certaily I think I'm funnier and vaguely more interesting since I started here. Also MrN's bedwetter, narny narny nar nar! =P SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 14:01 16 August 2008

Yeah, I kinda feel "wittier" or "more witty". Maybe even "smarter" or "more smart"! But if you fail classes or something, it's probably because you spend too much time here. Don't worry: everyone spends too much time here, no matter HOW little they contribute :) Le Cejak • <14:08, 16 Aug 2008>

Yeah, ever since I started writing here, my jokes have gotten better, and I'm generally more funny now. No decrease in brain capacity yet....but I've only been here for 4 months. -

Velosi-T

{] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 14:25, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Since I started my creativity peaked sadly in late 2006 and really collapsed since then so I havn't been writing lately much but I'd like to start again. --Hrodulf 15:25, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

An outlet. For all of this shit in my brain. And people read it. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 15:46, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't feel cleverer at all. Dr. Skullthumper's blog had a quote from some dead guy, I believe... "I’m not a wit. A wit says something funny on the spot. A comedy writer says something very funny two minutes later. Or in my case, two weeks later." Now, I'm not saying I'm all serious business outside of Uncyc. I am, but that's not what I'm saying. In fact, I really don't know what I'm saying. But then, I never really do... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:23, Aug 16

I writes mche better and nobdy siaz I haz speellling issuies no more - I also would say that I'm learning how normal I am in comparison to some of the loonys wh come here— Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:52, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, no kidding, I feel dull and unfunny whenever I read, for instance, a Modusoperandi post. -

Velosi-T

{] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 18:10, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Extremely Ironic, don't you think?

Me, too. Ironic, innit? By "ironic", I mean "I have no idea what irony means". I assume that it's like simile or adverb. By "Me, too. Ironic, innit? By 'ironic', I mean 'I have no idea what irony means'. I assume that it's like simile or adverb." I mean "Take heart, fellow Uncyclopedian. Eventually, after many grueling hours, you too will write something that, for lack of a better term, 'works'. You'll be the King of Writington, baby. Once that happens, you'll get all the ladies. You'll be knee deep in it. Yeah. Then, you'll get herpes, swell up like a rancid sausage, and die." Maybe you should ignore that last bit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:33, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

I wish I could be honest here, but I'd blow a huge secret if I was. I can say this though, I joined Uncyclopedia when my writing got too serious for its own good, and Uncyclopedia's done me loads of good on that front. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 18:14 Aug 16, 2008

Ooh, I know! Dr. Skullthumper is secretly...Hardwick Fundlebuggy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:37, Aug 16

Writing on Uncyclopedia gave me the confidence to finally stand up to my boss. Now, I'm jobless, homeless, and living in a box. Not a fridge box, either. Just a microwave box. Thanks a lot, Uncyclopedia. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:33, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

See? THAT is the kind of random mindless crap that I AM UNABLE TO MAKE UP! CURSE YOU, MODUSUPERANDI!! -

Velosi-T

{] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 19:57, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm not ashamed to admit that I spent my first month or two on Uncyclopedia getting myself off to Modus's comments in the forums. In fact, I'm slightly aroused to admit it. Anyone have any tissues? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:59, Aug 16

I have a tissue... there you go... um... Well, Uncyc has made life a lot funner, for one. Compared to my early edits "god hates you" I would say that Uncyc "community" itself has made me less cynical (for lack of a better word) just because there are tons of different people here, interacting and whatnot... as for my writing skills, I had none to begin with, so... yeah. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:48, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

I think my ego has grown quite significantly, although I try not to show it. I might be a little more into....out there humour as well. Although that may not be because of Uncyclopedia. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:33, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Actually yeah, self eesteem has risen slightly since I started here. My ego has grown a bit too (and has since been kept in check) which was kinda needed. SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 20:52 16 August 2008

My ego's certainly bigger. I've always been aware of being somewhat funny, but now I have more of an idea of how I go about this. I also now wince when comedians talk about ninjas. One big side-effect of Uncyclopedia is that it's improved my general knowledge. Just a couple of hours ago, I knew a question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire about the prime minister of Canada, purely because I updated the list of world leaders in superannuation. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 21:22, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Well, my on-site ego has grown exponentially since I was opped, but in meatspace I still feel pretty much the same. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:39, Aug 16

Call us when the lacrosse team leaves, and we'll help you get your underpants down from the flagpole. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:15, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Forget it guys, I just get some new underwear... *sigh* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:16, Aug 16

It looks like Japan's flag, but with less red...and more brown. Also, a little wee bit of yellow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:06, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Hehe, yellow wee... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:13, Aug 17

Indeed. Uncylopedia: Home of Mature, Intellectual Humour. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:38, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Yes, it has been a life changing experience. In a life full of negative influences, Uncyclopedia is just another negative.

On the other hand, it's a positive for me because in spite of the negative comments and general mysogeny so prevalent here, I really enjoy blowing off steam on those who I find oppressive and misogynistic. Everyday life experiences frequently can be applied to Uncyclopedia which makes me laugh at the thought of what kind of comments could be made here. Maybe it's arrogance, but I believe that a large percentage of visitors here are too foreign or stupid to understand genuine humor which gives me the confidence to persevere in spite of the immature retards. – Preceding unsigned comment added by OrkaWinfrey (talk • contribs)

Immature, yes. Negative, sometimes (half of comedy is misery, after all. I've done the math). Misogynist, hopefully not. Remember that when you read someone else's comments, your reading your own emotional interpretation into them. You're seeing misogyny because you're a misterogynist. There, I said it. You're whatever the female equivalent of a male chauvinist pig is. And my eyes are up here.

Relax, kick back and don't sweat the small stuff. It's the big stuff that you should be worried about. Like boulders. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:07, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

You are wrong about the misterogynist accusation. Misterologist maybe, but never anti-man. It's a women's intuition thing that tells me most of the men/boys using this site are members of the Good 'ol Boy Club with a NO girls allowed shingle hanging from their doornail.--OrkaWinfrey 21:49, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Golly. It's a good thing you told me. Now, I'll keep my eyes out for 'em. Do they wear silly hats? That'd make them easier to spot. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:54, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

They usually wear pointy caps with the word DUNCE written in vertical letters. --OrkaWinfrey 23:33, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

This is me, protesting women's rights: [1] - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:42, Aug 17

You're doing it wrong. It's women's "rights". Y'know, like homosexual "rights", gay "marriage" and the like. You're going to have to work harder at being intolerant. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:50, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

AMERIKKKA! --

Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER

23:52, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Actually, the club is called the "He-Man Woman Haters." On a completely unrelated note, I have this one strand of hair on the back of my head that won't lay flat. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:19, Aug 17

Is it string? If so, are you hanging from a tree? Are people hitting you with bats? Are you full of candy? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:31, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Quite the contrary, I am, in fact, a misogynist. That's just one of my numerous prejudices, though. Frankly, it's my life's dream to make Uncyclopedia a terrible place for everyone who isn't exactly like me. Really, it's the only reason I even show up here anymore. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:51, Aug 17

That explains SO MUCH. -

Velosi-T

{] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 21:09, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

I am, in fact, a misanthrope. I find it saves time. --UU - natter

07:15, Aug 18

I've been thinking about this a lot over the last few days (like way to fu*cking much, about why uncyclopedia makes me feel that female contributors aren't exactly welcome here and from out of the blue a fully completed phrase entered my mind (the way it does when I'm writing something on uncyclopedia). It's your mom. As a mom of innocent young children I see red every time I see that blue link. Fuck the people who write that bullshit and the thousands who link to it. They don't know what it's like to be a mother and a woman. That article alone makes uncyclopedia 75% misogynistic. I know, I did the math ;). So I rest my case. --OrkaWinfrey 03:32, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Well, I did write the page. And, like I said, I hate everyone who's different from me. Did I show you that pic of me hating the opposite sex, homosexuals, and other races, yet? Good times, good times. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:44, Aug 19

A) Your mom is one article out of over 23,000 articles on our website. ONE ARTICLE IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WEBSITE. B) Satire. I could easily argue that you "don't know what it's like to be a satirist and a humorist." But I won't. Because everybody knows what that's like. Yeah. You know. 3) I've already told you about our several respected female contributors on this site. I could list them again if you like. But I won't. Not because you all know them, which you all do, but because I'm lazy. $) As George Carlin once said, and I paraphrase extremely, nitpicking what you should and shouldn't write about, and throwing out things that are offensive to some people is not what comedy is about. Comedy is about hitting any target available. I can tell you're obviously looking for offense to mothers and women, because you are one. But if you took the time to read our site, you'd realize we have satire of damn near everything there is to be satirized. Does that make us bigots? No. It makes us normal people, able to find humor in just about anything. As far as I'm concerned, finding humor in everything is one of the best ways to lead a happy life. Being able to laugh at yourself is another one of those ways. And assuming that everyone is out to get you, or your gender, or your race, or your whatever, is definitely not one of the ways to lead a happy life. 8) Profit. -RA HB 04:16, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't going to respond to your lengthy defense because "the longer the explanation the bigger the lie", but I'd like to point out that this topic flushed the misogynists out into the open. So how many are lurking below the surface? --OrkaWinfrey 05:17, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

NEWS FLASH: Just because you disagree with something, doesn't make it a lie. -RA HB 05:23, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Most of us had nothing to do with that page. I, for one, doubt that I've ever even linked to it. I avoid linking to things. That's how cooties spreads. (Yes, I know that cooties don't use girls as a vector. That's just a playground myth. I'm not stupid. Duh.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

"Yes, I know that cooties don't use girls as a vector". This is just a game to you isn't it. What are you, a CGI animator, SIMS developer? You aren't from around here are you. --OrkaWinfrey 05:00, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Are you playing the "straight man" in our comedy duo? It's hard to tell if you're playing serious, or if you're seriously serious. For the record, the rest of us are all joking. Comedy is serious business, but it's not serious serious business. That would take all of the fun out of it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:58, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

It started out as playing the "righteously indignant woman" (the straight woman part is true) and then somewhere along the line became genuinely po'd at certain obnoxious individuals for their woman hating comments while maintaining my self-esteem because they are not the boss of me! And by the way, you seem to have avoided answering my questions regarding your graphic tendencies. --OrkaWinfrey 06:55, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Are you seriously delusional? Where in the world does anyone in this forum say anything remotely sexist? Other than yourself, of course. -RA HB 06:57, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Maybe it was the big words that threw you. Or the small but difficult ones? Either way, it's all there if you read between the lines. --OrkaWinfrey 07:08, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

You're arguments are poor and recycled. Start thinking for yourself and formulating your own sentences before you start trying to argue your meaningless agendas to the innocent masses. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll make an excellent politician someday. -RA HB 07:12, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Like they say, "nothing new under the sun". But I'm sure you're fully aware of that already. --OrkaWinfrey 07:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Like I said. Poor and recycled. -RA HB 07:24, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

No, that's not what you said. For God's sake, please pay attention! For one thing, this isn't even an argument, just you're own refusal to scroll back and see what was said and what's worse, you don't even know what you yourself said! --OrkaWinfrey 07:35, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I did. All jokes. Even TLB's comments. Deep down in side, he's soft like a bunny. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:48, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Can you point out these sexist sexists and their sexist comments to the rest of us? And, no, I do not do the things that you inquired about me doing for a job. Mostly, I'm that guy with the John3:16 sign at the baseball games. The pay sucks, but the benefits also suck. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:02, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

I'd rather not. Just hit the scroll bar and see for yourself. Also, never figured you to be a paid preacher. Protestor maybe, but John 3:16? This explains why you don't practice what you preach I guess. --OrkaWinfrey 07:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

You complete me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:35, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

You are looking a little chubbier today. I figured those midnight trips to the donut shop were starting to come back at you, but this explains it. -RA HB 07:39, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

So, I take it we're finished here? I thought this would never end! Goodnight and see ya later! Love, --OrkaWinfrey 07:44, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry about me. I won't stand between you and RAHB and your blossoming love. I'll just sit here in the dark and remember the good times we had together. No! Don't look back! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:48, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

You know, I really don't have anything constructive to add to this, but I feel like joining this flamewar.

1)I agree with RAHB and Modus.

2) Tacos. -

Velosi-T

{] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 19:47, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Are you guys happy with yourselves? You've just scared off the only chick on this post, and the dishes are already piling up in the sink and it's starting to smell like socks and sweaty knee braces in here... --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:18, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Oy! I ain't not dun nuffin'! It were all Ledballoon, it was. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:55, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Okay, then it's settled: Ledballoon does the damn dishes. In a French maid apron. And NOTHING ELSE. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 06:53, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Good idea. It's about time he put some damn clothes on. -RA HB 07:16, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

I'll be honest everyone...This is one of my favorite forums ever. *Sniff* Brings a tear to my eye, it does. Should I quit this site? I'm not sure if it can get better than this. Ahh, what am I saying? I just can't quit you. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:25, 21 August 2008 (UTC)