User talk:LOLsupreme

Welcome!

Hello, LOLsupreme, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:LOLsupreme/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 09:15, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Reviews

Hey there LOLsupreme, just a quick word, if I may: I regularly keep an eye on the Pee review queue, and I've noticed that you've now done 3 reviews that have been, to put it politely, a little less than helpful. I'm not trying to put you off reviewing - we really do appreciate people taking the time to try and help someone else - but if you're going to do that, please try and spend the time required to give a helpful review. If you're not sure what a helpful review is, here are some handy guidelines and here is a review by one of our most experienced reviewers. - You did a review of the same article - compare the two to see what I'm talking about (I don't mean the scores, there's no right and wrong score, it's all a matter of opinion - it's the amount of feedback given). See you around the site! --UU - natter 10:10, Jul 6

Thanks for voting on VFH!!

You've won a prize! pillow talk 19:31, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations!! For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.

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