User talk:Qua
Welcome[edit source]
Hello, Qua, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Adoption![edit source]
You're in! Welcome to a line of an extended and very inbred Uncyclopedia family! To start with, do you have any specific questions? Feel free to drop by my talkpage any time. I think we need to sort you out with a proper-like sig and a userpage. Your room's third along the corridor, okay? I don't mind if you stay up to watch TV, just don't have it turned up to loud, okay? - 20:22 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- So shall we get started on teh n00b stuff? - 16:00 12 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Like, Yeah! --Qua 16:04, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ok, cool, I guess we should start with your signature. Can you create the page User:Qua/sig and in it make a very basic sig. A sig is the thing you sign all your comments with and at the moment you have a basic one. Your sig can contain all sorts of links in it, but you should make it so it has a link to your userpage, your talkpage and your contributions. Don't worry about making it look too good at the moment, or if you can't do any of this... You're just making a rough version here, we'll get to pretty-ing it up. - 16:11 12 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Okay, I've created the sig, so what's next? --Qua 16:39, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
- Let's continue this here. - 16:42 12 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- So, shall we get started on your userpage? - 16:09 14 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Oh yeah! -- 16:39, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
- Right! Well a normal talkpage should, ideally, have a little bit about you, a list of everything you've written, a list of awards, a list of images you've chopped and some userboxes. Now you may not have yet got any awards or chopped any images, so don't worry about that, just yet. I would focus on making your page look pretty and work well. I would recommend creating a list of all the pages you've written somewhere like User:Qua/bibliography. I have mine at User:YesTimeToEdit/MyPages. This page can show extra stuff, like which of your articles has been featured (don't worry in time...), what scores they've got at pee review etc. On your userpage you could also have a list of ideas you have. Using
{{Special:Editcount}}produces the number of edits you've made (if you want to use it). Making a userpage is quite a hard business and you should be looking to really make it stand out, if you can. Using wiki tables is helpful and so are<span>and<div>tags. Why don't you get started and I'll monitor what you're doing? If you need any help with the formatting just ask me. - 16:50 14 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE- I'm done, why don't you check it over and make some changes that you think are necessary. -- 22:53, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
- Right! Well a normal talkpage should, ideally, have a little bit about you, a list of everything you've written, a list of awards, a list of images you've chopped and some userboxes. Now you may not have yet got any awards or chopped any images, so don't worry about that, just yet. I would focus on making your page look pretty and work well. I would recommend creating a list of all the pages you've written somewhere like User:Qua/bibliography. I have mine at User:YesTimeToEdit/MyPages. This page can show extra stuff, like which of your articles has been featured (don't worry in time...), what scores they've got at pee review etc. On your userpage you could also have a list of ideas you have. Using
- Oh yeah! -- 16:39, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
- So, shall we get started on your userpage? - 16:09 14 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Let's continue this here. - 16:42 12 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Okay, I've created the sig, so what's next? --Qua 16:39, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ok, cool, I guess we should start with your signature. Can you create the page User:Qua/sig and in it make a very basic sig. A sig is the thing you sign all your comments with and at the moment you have a basic one. Your sig can contain all sorts of links in it, but you should make it so it has a link to your userpage, your talkpage and your contributions. Don't worry about making it look too good at the moment, or if you can't do any of this... You're just making a rough version here, we'll get to pretty-ing it up. - 16:11 12 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Like, Yeah! --Qua 16:04, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Why?Did The Chicken Cross The Road[edit source]
Hey Qua! I just wanted to drop by to say sorry for taking my time on your pee review for the above article. However I noticed you made some quite substantial changes to it just now. In the future you should wait for the pee review to be completed before going and making major changes, okay? Other wise the pee reviewer has to go back and make changes to their review (which i was almost finished on). Anyway, just remember that for next time, yeh? :-) - 16:56 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Okay, I'll try to remember that. -- 18:13, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Thankies[edit source]
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Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!" Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message. Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this! |
Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Qua. - 08:25 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I would also like to thank you, Qua, for your vote for NotM. I assume you've enjoyed reading something I wrote and I appreciate you taking your time to view it. The voting is tight, and if I am pull it out and help fend of the baderinegooses, I'll need all the stray votes I can get. Thanks again --Cheapinitreal 22:01, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, Qua, I'd be happy to give you any help I can. I will take a closer look at your article later today some time or maybe tomorrow (I have glanced at your piece before and was going to post some feed back on the discussion page then but have been very busy working on my latest piece and editing some of my stuff from earlier in the month). As I don't know quite when I'll be able to look at it closer, be sure to check the discussion page from time to time. So, how did you find me? Did the badgerinegooses tell you? Did you read something I wrote? Or, did you just pull my name out of hat for your NotM vote? It doesn't really matter; I was just curious.--Cheapinitreal 17:58, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Suggestions posted[edit source]
I have put up a few ideas on the Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road discussion page. Take a look and let me know if you have any specific questions. I left my advice semi-vague so you can let your imagination run wild with it (after all it is your piece). I'll help you as much as I can if you feel you still need it. --Cheapinitreal 06:35, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Star Wars (Japanese Opera)[edit source]
Dude, you rock! Thank you for the nom, Qua! • <0:29, 26 May 2008>
- He's my noob, of course he rocks! - 07:35 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- gasp! I should've known! :D • <9:25, 26 May 2008>
Cool quotes[edit source]
Those quotes on Ban patrol are cool. Proxima Centauri 11:01, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- The two quotes currently being cycled are seriously cool. Just keep trying, you'll come up with some cool quotes someday. I guarrentee it! -- 11:05, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!
These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.
The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.
So, Qua, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
About your Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Twords Us article[edit source]
You speeled Towards wrongly. • nyp 03:58, 28 May 2008
You want a quality consignment of oversized fish?[edit source]
I've got a brilliant, genuine batch of oversized fish in my car right now. And for you, just for you, I have brilliant price. If I reduce it any more I'll have to sell my house, this is just for you, because I like you, but don't make me sell my house, huh? I have a family and a wife (sort of) to look after, please, you've got to buy, so cheap, just for you! It good fish! Ahem...
We interrupt this illegal sales pitch to bring you a notice from your legal guardian: Qua, have you been taking your tablets regularly and going to bed at the right time? I hope you haven't been watching that awful TV show you know I hate.... HUH! *gasp* You haven't been taking drugs have you? Qua, just tell me, be honest with me, what have you been up to? What have you been doing? How can I help you? - [16:55 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- I've been doing fine, thank you. I was just waiting for you to help me on my article. You don't seem to have the time for me anymore :( -- 23:16, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
UnProvise[edit source]
Hey I see you're contributing to UnProvise! Just wanted to recommend you have a quick read of this. I was a bit confuddled by your first thing/message/sentence/contribution... - [14:38 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
User:Qua/test[edit source]
That's some mighty clever coding you've got going on there. Very nice. Also I <noinclude>'d my feature thank you template and the CMC recruitment template so they didn't break the popup template. Sorry about forgetting to put the __NOTOC__ back in. Good luck! - [11:28 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Um, you know you said you wanted the popups to look like they're surrounded by the same borders as the original four images - that effect is going to be almost impossible to achieve as the floating popups will vary in exact position, size and shape depending on the browser, screen resolution, width of the window and operating system. Because this is almost impossible to get to work work, I would make them look as different from the original thing has possible. You could have the popups so when they popped up one corner covered the box they were popping up from and the rest went outside the original four-image box. This would mean you would be able to see the other three options at the same time, however it may not be practical. Anyway, whatever floats your boat. :-) - [12:03 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- It works perfectly with IE but in mozilla it has a quirk that causes it to be a few feet off. Also it works when the window is resized. -- 12:13, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yuh, but try changing resolutions. Also do you have the latest IE? It doesn't work in Firefox, Opera, Camino or Safari, I'm afraid to say and some older versions of IE. Also changing the resolution really does mess with it. - [12:23 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- I tested it in Firefox and Safari. It's a few pixels off but still works. What version of Firefox, Opera, Camino or Safari are you using? -- 12:24, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yuh, but try changing resolutions. Also do you have the latest IE? It doesn't work in Firefox, Opera, Camino or Safari, I'm afraid to say and some older versions of IE. Also changing the resolution really does mess with it. - [12:23 1 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- It works perfectly with IE but in mozilla it has a quirk that causes it to be a few feet off. Also it works when the window is resized. -- 12:13, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Senor Qua[edit source]
My thanks for nominating my littie piece about that Iranian whatshisname. I think you earned the following:
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
has awarded you a Nuclear missile |
Mucho gracias!
~
20:20, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
UnProvise[edit source]
Hey, thanks for starting a new UnProvise! Just one thing to bear in mind: UnProvise is not really meant to be written in a script style. You should be able to understand the UnProvise even if the name tags were taken away (like here). Just a heads up, but thanks for using UnProvise, hope you continue to enjoy it etc. - [16:18 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Heya[edit source]
I've fully protected your userpage because of the recent vandalism. Conceivably, I'll remove it soon. If I don't, please poke me or one of my fellow admins.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 20:51, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
- Wha? It's not fully protected... /me scratches head - [20:53 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
UnProvise Thing...[edit source]
Hey, once again thanks for contributing to UnProvise! Just one small thing I just wanted to ask/tell you about. That recent edit you made in Generic American Sports Film doesn't quite make sense, you couldn't just clean it up a bit, so it's a bit more er, understandable. Sorry, don't want to sound like a dick, just letting you know. :-) - [15:49 6 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website)[edit source]
Why? Why the revert? • <2:30, 08 Jun 2008>
- It just seems better this way. This just seems like a bunch of images that don't feel like an ED article. -- 02:31, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Next time, may I recommend talking to me about it?? Okay, here's my thinking on this: the writing is shitty in the original version. I know that ED has shitty writing, but really, it just makes us look like shitty writers. • <2:36, 08 Jun 2008>
- It's supposed to be a parody of an ED article. I don't remember an ED article looking exactly like that. -- 02:38, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Maybe it's just supposed to parody ED itself? Also, the writing that was there truly didn't look like a parody: it looks like we're a bunch of hatefilled morons (which, although we ARE, we shouldn't announce it to the world) • <2:40, 08 Jun 2008>
- Okay... Maybe it does announce hate, a rewrite can fix it up. So what if we're hatefilled morons, everyone has hate in them somewhere. -- 02:42, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- As much as I love hate, there was no way to really rewrite that crap. There's a blurb at the top that can be filled out with stuff if you want. The rest really should just be a few images. Let's not make this article long: it would make it seem like we give a rat's ass about ED. • <2:47, 08 Jun 2008>
- Here's the article you were looking for as a parody of an article within ED: HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Edit the hell out of it, Qua • <2:49, 08 Jun 2008>
- As much as I love hate, there was no way to really rewrite that crap. There's a blurb at the top that can be filled out with stuff if you want. The rest really should just be a few images. Let's not make this article long: it would make it seem like we give a rat's ass about ED. • <2:47, 08 Jun 2008>
- Okay... Maybe it does announce hate, a rewrite can fix it up. So what if we're hatefilled morons, everyone has hate in them somewhere. -- 02:42, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Maybe it's just supposed to parody ED itself? Also, the writing that was there truly didn't look like a parody: it looks like we're a bunch of hatefilled morons (which, although we ARE, we shouldn't announce it to the world) • <2:40, 08 Jun 2008>
- It's supposed to be a parody of an ED article. I don't remember an ED article looking exactly like that. -- 02:38, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- Next time, may I recommend talking to me about it?? Okay, here's my thinking on this: the writing is shitty in the original version. I know that ED has shitty writing, but really, it just makes us look like shitty writers. • <2:36, 08 Jun 2008>
Your Userpage[edit source]
IS FUCKING AWESOME! Jesus Christ it's cool! That is all. -RAHB 01:16, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oh wait....looks like it's already been nommed for an award actually. God dammit, I'm always late for everything on this site. -RAHB 01:18, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
For future reference[edit source]
Wait a while before you tag something as ICU, the guy might still be working about it. Thanks. ~ 09:18, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
I thee can help?[edit source]
I thee can you help? Erm...can I help you in any way? How are you getting on? Just stopping by. Also I hope you're not planning another one of your parties...my special room for special stuff got totally trashed! - [19:38 21 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Yettie! Good to see ya. I'm actually working on a new article and I'm wondering if you want to help me with it. -- 22:26, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Crazy userpage[edit source]
I was gonna give you some old fashioned Cajek brand vandalism on your userpage, Qua, but... it's really crazy. Explain. • <1:39, 23 Jun 2008>
- Well it's a userpage that's supposed to have a unique design that's designed to bring information to you. But go head and do your thing Cajek! -- 01:48, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/6-26-08[edit source]
Good work so far Qua, but next time you delete something, you have have HAVE to tell me first. here's what I mean. Please talk to me before you do that, okay? • <5:48, 23 Jun 2008>
- Okay. I was going to add that it was too much. That single article promotes The Devil Wiki, we don't need any more refrences. One is enough. -- 05:50, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- Yep, I agree. • <5:51, 23 Jun 2008>
Man, A Sweet As User Page[edit source]
Well Deserved awards for that beasty... My User Page is a sucks...
Because no-one can be arsed adopting me....
=Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 
11:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
I'll Make you an award... you deserve it, mate. Any suggestions?
I miss this third-party critical sockpuppet.[edit source]
I really wish he wasn't banned forever either. NXWave learned his lesson(I think). [17:19, 30 July 2008 (UTC) WOW, A MONTH LATER?]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven
Qua? Seriously, Qua was NXWave?